I almost forgot. We’re moving to Canada.
I almost forgot. We’re moving to Canada.
[...] I realized that screw it, I love that damn dog, and I’m keeping her even if she won’t walk on a leash to save her ass, even if she hides her little turds all over the basement, even if she chews holes in the middle of my mattress. She stays, period. And then The Donor got transferred to Canada. [...]