His name is Tivo. I love him. Sooo bad.

So, I spent tonight flipping through the ol’ tivo trying to catch up on some of the shows I’ve missed. I have two things to say:

1. Congrats, Mr. Hicks, on your American Idol win. I knew you were going to make it.
2. Why oh why did they send Dave home on Top Chef? He absolutly won that. I don’t give a rat’s ass that he forgot a dish. He won the other two. Doesn’t that count at all? I swear they rig this shit, like Chloe winning Project Runway. Totally. Rigged. F#%$ing Bravo.