It’s like crack. Seriously.

Oh, the damn online quizzes. I should be washing my dishes right now, but noooo. I had to find out that I would score D on a 6th grade science test, that I am an excellent speller (not that you’d guess it from my fine blogging abilities) and that when I die and leave my body to science fiction, I’m only getting just under $4,000 for it*.

*Dude, I could make that in, like, a week at Shotgun’s. Don’t you think that science should pay slightly better than the titty bars?

Complaint Department

  • Diane


    I’m worth slightly more, nearly $5000.00. Though, there wasn’t the appropriate selection for my alcohol intake.

  • andy


    Sigh, a mere $4550.

    Oh well, still more than someone I know..!

  • Josh


    You don’t even need a full week at Shotguns to get in on the Joshman Cadaver Special.

    $3690

  • nicole


    I am worth $4700. This kind of creeps me out.