Dec 29 2007
Sorry, Ron
I am screwing with the blog again. This time, however, I brought in the big guns. I hired a professional. A hot professional. More on that, and her, later.
In the meantime, I have to figure out how I want this thing to feel. I most definitely want to add a FAQ section, in the interest of cleaning up some clutter. The problem is that, aside from some incomprehensible Tron conversations and a rather embarrassing round of emails that included fetishes, handcuffs and vertically challenged Americans, no one has really ever asked me a question. Like, ever.
This is where you come in, dear readers. I want an FAQ, I need and FAQ. So here’s the deal. You get to ask me any questions you want. Any. I don’t really have personal boundaries, per se, so ask away. I will do my best to dance around a straightforward answer as humanly possible. The most inappropriate frequently asked ones will get slapped in my fancy new Frequently Asked Vaguely Answered Questions section.
Sounds totally awesome, doesn’t it? Get crackin’, kids.
Comments close after 5 days. Because Spam sucks. 10 Comments to “Sorry, Ron”
Here’s a question:
Where in the hell did the Tron thing come from? I mean, I haven’t seen that movie in years upon years. Yet, there it is.
P.S. I bet you’d be hot in a Tron suit, although I’d kick your ass in a Tron disc competition.
You officially have too. much. time. on. your. hands.
If you were in the same country, i would hire your to come to my house and do all the silly little martha things you love. ugh.
yeah, i’m jealous of you and your time to write stuff. I thought *I* was the writer and *you* were the god-o-editors. tables turned.
I guess I’ve asked all the questions (don’t have all the answers but that’s ok).
Ok, I know this will definitely be the most frequently asked question: How do you manage to be so witty, so clever, so… well… HOT???? How DO you do it? *grin*
A professional, huh? Wow. This is serious blog action. Can’t wait to see the results. Provided they include that adorable pic of 3of3, of course….
vaqs, eh? ok…
you’ve got three kids and a husband. let’s pretend you’re more like me than you should be willing to admit and therefore you fantasize occasionally (at some point of almost everyday) about being anywhere but at home. where are you and what are you doing?
Hi. I would like to ask a question. (picture shy girl raising her hand in the back row).
“Ummmm… what are you on?”
and
“How do you do it all, I mean with three awesome kids and all, and they cook for you? How do you do it?”
and
“Please let me know what you are on and can we get some in America? Legal or not in the USA, I need some.”
“Do you accept Paypal? I really need some of whatever you are on?”
(picture shy girl bowing down to the most popular cheerleader in school, from the back row)
Yes, I am commenting and drinking tonight. Thank you… I am awesome. Being at home with my mommy and daddy sucks big time. DO you hear that? My mommy is yelling at me to get off the “damm computer.” Sweetness! I’m drunk!
um…i think i may have started stalking your blog…blush
you write how i want to be able to…
um…not a faq, sorry.
just wanted to tell you, i’ve become a blog stalker and i’m not ashamed to admit it…be back later…bwahahaha…just kidding about being back later…i’m going to sleep…getting slap happy! have a great sunday!
I recently found you, not sure how, but sooo glad i did. I’m working on finding my voice, blog coming soon. As far as questions, you are an open book…
tmgorman@msn.com
I’m thinking Ohmommy needs another drink :O
Kidding <3
How does it feel to be stalked, I mean loved by so many?
Do you have a fan club?
Can I join?
Here’s a question: how long do you allow food to be on the floor before it becomes no longer acceptable for human/kid consumption, assuming your house is neat and tidy? is your house neat and tidy?