Jan 04 2008

Reflections Upon Opening This Month’s Mastercard Statement

Direct complaints to Mr Lady in regards to Boys will be boys, Totally Inappropriate Haiku

You would think that sex
with a picture and an old
tube sock would cost less.

Slighty more appropriate Haikus to be had here.

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Comments close after 5 days. Because Spam sucks. 13 Comments to “Reflections Upon Opening This Month’s Mastercard Statement”

  1. Rachelon 04 Jan 2008 at

    Well hells bells. Very interesting haiku there mah deah! :-)

  2. suchsimplepleasureson 04 Jan 2008 at

    i just spit out animal crackers, which i’m binge eating…out, all over my laptop…what a mess! hil. ar. i. ous…yet, probably true!

  3. VDogon 04 Jan 2008 at

    Random yet funny
    Masturbatory haiku
    Spend too much on porn?

    Love that you’ve joined us for Haiku Fridays!

  4. Kelleyon 04 Jan 2008 at

    *snigger*

    I think I like you….. your my kinda crazy ;)

  5. Judith Shakespeareon 04 Jan 2008 at

    Dude, be sure to tell kelley above that you’re MY kind of crazy… and I am a bad sharer.

    Awesome ku.

  6. AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiCon 05 Jan 2008 at

    I love it. After using my kitchen knives to chop off my arm to pay the property taxes this morning, I don’t feel I have any more appendages worth giving to the credit card company. Drink heavily. It may may the bill go away.

  7. secret agent mamaon 05 Jan 2008 at

    Listen up everyone, Lady’s MINE! She’s mine, all mine.. It’s my picture, btw! ;)

  8. dawn224on 05 Jan 2008 at

    oh Mr. Lady and VDog!

  9. hubson 05 Jan 2008 at

    Are you happy that
    the sock is not argyle?
    That would cost you more.

  10. suchsimplepleasureson 05 Jan 2008 at

    omg…you have a funny husband, too. i might pass out!

  11. Sassy Lucyon 05 Jan 2008 at

    Too funny….best haiku I’ve seen today

  12. melissaon 06 Jan 2008 at

    Wow…not sure what to say about that one…

    Pretty damn funny though…

  13. Kimmylynon 07 Jan 2008 at

    You are the best. This is classic.