Jan 24 2008

Direct complaints to Mr Lady in regards to Maintanance, contests

Um, I can’t blog right now. I have to go chain up a girl so I can eat her kids.

Or maybe I could duct tape the kids together and make out with the girl.

Either way.

Before I go, I just want to tell y’all that you rock. You are funny. You are cracking me the hell up with this contest. I let my husband read my blog for the FIRST TIME EVER to show you all off. Also, a few of you need to talk to me more in-depth about what it is I am actually looking for in a one-night-stand Valentine. Lastly, a couple of you can expect restraining orders in you mailboxes soon.

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  1. # suchsimplepleasureson 24 Jan 2008 at

    have fun with your friend and her twins!!
    anyway…i’m totally switching names with you! yours is waaaaay cooler! mine is like…dumb but, you could kick-ass it up at bit! i’m sure of that!
    xoxo

  2. # Penelope Anneon 24 Jan 2008 at

    YOu have me laughing so hard I can’t even think straight, good luck with the Valentine search. I cannot wait to see the results.
    My email is: sassylucylootoo@yahoo.com
    Now no losing it.
    Mama Bear Hugs for Thursday!

  3. # DMMon 24 Jan 2008 at

    I cannot wait to see who wins. I think for the first time every I have seen the snarky side of my sister. Way to go Mr. Lady in making that happen…

  4. # Rachelon 24 Jan 2008 at

    Dude, you’re 7 deadly sinning me. Wow.
    Smooches and MWAH!!
    Have fun chaining up your friend :-) or her kids, either way :-)

  5. # OHmommyon 24 Jan 2008 at

    Seething with jealousy. A picture of you two will make me feel better. Have a great time ladies!

  6. # Veronicaon 24 Jan 2008 at

    Ooooh, have fun!

  7. # MommyTimeon 25 Jan 2008 at

    I’m loving coming back to read all your options in the Valentine contest. How will you ever choose? I was happy to find this in the current post, though: Lastly, a couple of you can expect restraining orders in you mailboxes soon, since a few of those entries were a little scary to me. But maybe if you took a good suck on a helium balloon first, they would sound better? Just a thought…