Feb 15 2008
This week in Haiku
I am one hot minx:
I think I passed a
kidney stone last night. Isn’t
that SO romantic?
And sometimes, I swoon:
If there was ever
a reason to fall in love
This here would be it.
I am a really good mother:
My kid is ditching
school to go see a movie
with my permission.
And now I get a whole knew forum to test out my mad skilz of a momma:
A new little boy
born in San Jose Tuesday
calls me Madrina.
And my real family is about to grow:
My baby sister,
10 years my junior, is in
early labor now.
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wow general…quite a lot going on, over on your end!! and…you still had the capacity to sit down a rock out some awesome haikus!
congrats to you for being an aunt…any time now!!
xo
i hope you’re feeling better. ouch on that kidney stone, by the way. i heard it’s worse than having a baby!!! did you go to the hospital?
i hope no more stones pass through you…ever!!!
xoxo
I thought we had a date last night. An awkward, dinner and drinks affair, perhaps, my lovely lady. But I waited with the Courvasier and flowers (none of those cheap carnations, either…you are worth real, expensive daisies) for HOURS at the restaurant, and you didn’t show. Awkward never was so awkward. My red satin sheets long for you. I would have *?!@*$)@-ed you all night long. But now all I can do is send you haiku:
Oh, Mr. Lady!
Hot, lovely Mr. Lady!
I’m sorry to say
the Courvasier
is all gone. But I drank it
while thinking of you.
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Hope you had a great night last night. :)
MommyTime’s last blog post..Said With Much Certainty
Oh, and I am a dumbass for spending so long working on silly haiku that I forgot about the kidney stone. (Small brain only holds one thought at once.) So obviously your night last night wasn’t super hot. Ouch. Sorry.
MommyTime’s last blog post..Said With Much Certainty
a kidney stone is
no fun but becoming an
aunt trumps everything.
(i always wanted to do that — comment on a ku with a ku!)
janet’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: the barracuda dinner edition
I hear those are painful.
And what a coool mom. What’s he seeing? Jumper?
Maria’s last blog post..So. So….
GAH! A kidney stone!!! Those are horribly painful. I am so sorry.
(Admission. I have only written one Haiku in my life and it was for an English class.)
I honestly don’t even remember all the rules for them.
Duh.
Loralee’s last blog post..Scenes from a mall, co-starring Matthew McConaughey
Ouch! Are you better? Congrats on your baby sister’s baby. How exciting! You ARE the coolest mom… ditching for a movie? He will never forget!
ohmommy’s last blog post..This little clock of mine… I’m gonna let it shine!
Your are the coolest (and hottest) mom I know.
Thanks again for the good chat; you rock my world, ya know! Buckhead? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!
Can’t wait to hear about the good word, Auntie Mr. Lady!
Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Project 365 (177ab/365)
Thank you for the link. I hope it doesn’t cost you any mommy street cred.
Nathan of Brainfertilizer Fame’s last blog post..As If You Didn’t Have Enough Reasons to Distrust Democrats…
Also, you deliver the hits more than David J. I might have to reconsider my blogging loyalties. Do you also provide free drinks at Blogger Bashes?
Nathan of Brainfertilizer Fame’s last blog post..Why Men Should Embrace the Suck and Marry
babies babies everywhere!
Dawn’s last blog post..Haiku roadtrip
I’m a madrina, too! And, yay for the new niece/nephew you are getting.
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Syllable counting
Witty ditties to create
I may have been there
Jennifer’s last blog post..Attention TMobile Customers
not skilled enough for poetry…I’ve been in a meeting all day and it’s all I can do to wipe the slobber off my chin…zzzzz!
Congrats on being an Aunt! Congrats on the kidney stone! What did you name it???
Ouch @ the kidney stone! That can’t have been pleasant. You don’t even get to fall in love with it once it comes out!
Congrats on Godmotherhood! That is awesome.
Also, good luck to your sister!
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Wow.. I wish my mom was as cool as you. I hope your feeling better today!!
CONGRATS on becoming an Aunt.. soon. :)
Kim’s last blog post..Project365/6
Eww, a kidney stone.
Aw, you’ve got to be a great mom, letting the kid miss school.
Blog Hopping-HP
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Wow! Busy week!
Congratulations…on all of it!
daysgoby’s last blog post..the guilt monther ith here
Ouch, hope you’re feeling better!
We ditch school for movies too, it rocks!
amy’s last blog post..Smitten
Cool ku. Kidney stone, not so much. Happy Auntie-dom?!
Pomtini (Karen)
Karen MEG (pomtini)’s last blog post..The Great Interview Experiment
Ouch! I hear those are horrible. I hope all is better now!
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Kick Ass Mom = YOU
BuzzeeDad’s last blog post..Leap of Faith #3: 4 Days, 4 Theme Parks, 3 Kids
Haiku sounds fun, I’d like to try it someday :D
Writing at Home Mom’s last blog post..Meet The “Write at Home Mom”
Ouch I hate the kidney stones, been dealing with them on and off for years here.
Congrats on the pending aunt status and on being a godmother. Hoping to be asked to be my nephew’s godmother.
Penelope Anne’s last blog post..Saturday A Time for Silly & I’m Sleepy
Kidney stone, huh? Killer V-day date. You need to work on that for next year.
Congrats on being a godmother, and on (I assume by now) an aunt as well. It’s been a good week. Well, aside from the horrendous pain and all. Maybe you should reconsider being quite so supportive of friends/family in labour. It’s not really the best method.
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