If the question is, “Do I go digging through the laundry for the granny bra or just wear the hoochie-snap-in-the-front-with-the-clear-straps-push-up-stripper bra to the PTA meeting?” and the answer is, “Oh, screw it, I’ll just wear the scanky one, because it’s clean,” then maybe you should throw on a hoodie or something before you go to the meeting.
If the question is, “Is this lovely halter tank top showing entirely too much cleavage for a PTA meeting?” and the answer is, “I guess I’ll find out,” then perhaps it’s not the world’s best idea to sit next to the President of the PTA, who also happens to be the minister of the local church, at the meeting, in the preschool room, in the 5-inches-off-the-ground chairs.
If the question is, “Do you really want to explain to people you don’t know who Peter Griffin is in a family friendly setting?” and the answer is, “Not at the PTA meeting while I’m sitting here next to the PTA president who just also happens to be the minster of the local church, because you think he might be seriously traumatized from the amount of boobie you just accidentally shoved in his face,” then maybe it’s in your best interest to just set the ringer of your cellphone to vibrate, or at least change your ringtone for your husband to Amazing Grace or something, because you know he’s going to call you while you’re there.
kelly
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 12:38We came back a day early from our vacay, it was worth it for this post. Hilarious!
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Mindi
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 12:58The only problem that I see is that now the PTA president may start asking you to help out more in the school in an effort to see “more” of you.
Mindi’s last blog post..So do I get detention for being a bad mom?
Maria
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 13:36*lmao* Nothing wrong with a little Peter here and there.
Maria’s last blog post..’80′s Flashback!!
caroline
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 13:46Sooooo, what happened next?
caroline’s last blog post..Reason #381845750 why I’m hoping to move far, far away
Stacey
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 13:47Am I going to hell for laughing so heartily at this post?
anne nahm
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 14:12I heart you more each day.
anne nahm’s last blog post..Anne Went All The Way To Hawaii & All She Got Me Was This Lousy Booby Prize Contest
zoeyjane
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 14:23ok, so what’s peter saying? is it about not being hungover, just being tired from drinking all night? cuz that SHOULD make perfect sense at a PTA meeting.
zoeyjane’s last blog post..Smells of Hippies
Natalie
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 14:23Bwahaha, you had me at five inch high chairs, that did it. That really brought the picture into focus.
Marge
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 15:17Born to flirt. And the harder-to-get they are (pastor/PTA prez) the better. I know your MO, innocent at first then … whammo, their hopelessly addicted to you.
Marge’s last blog post..The Meme Challenge
janet
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 15:17it’s not nice to make me laugh that hard while i’m at work. people are starting to wonder …
janet’s last blog post..Roo. Just my Roo
Darla
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 16:04So worth reading after my long ass day of class. Just so you – everyone needs a little boobie in their face.
The boy toys boss was checking out my boobies at the local watering hole on Saturday night. My feeling “I hope he got a raise out it…;)”
Darla’s last blog post..Worst Day E V E R and what $150 will get you
andy
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 16:43That’s it… we are SO having the next RMBB in a church Sunday school with little kiddie chairs, and you are SO wearing that bra and top.
I mean, it’s not like most of us will remember it anyway.
andy’s last blog post..Obama and McCain Reduce Patriotism to Soundbites
Latte Mommy
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 17:36You have the best PTA. Can I come to your next meeting?
Latte Mommy’s last blog post..100%
Diane
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 17:56Love it. You always find creative ways to make us laugh.
Diane’s last blog post..My take on MY Colorado Caucus
tiff
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 18:48Oh. MY. GAWD!!!!!!
I think I just wet my pants! Tell that to your president!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
tiff’s last blog post..Another midwife story. A lesson in wisdom.
ohmommy
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 19:11Okay. Next time… include a WARNING before posting a hysterical post. Cause, I too seriously wet my pants. I puffy heart you.
ohmommy’s last blog post..This little clock of mine… I’m gonna let it shine!
Christy
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 19:33You are so funny! Can I come to your PTA meeting next time?
Christy’s last blog post..And so the illness has hit everyone now
Loralee
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 19:56Hey, I probably would have paid you to come be on my PTA board when I was president.
HEE!
Loralee’s last blog post..I need a t-shirt that says ?Inadvertant Asshat. Please ignore.?
Leslie Dillinger
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 21:05You are the hottest PTA mom EVAH.
Kay
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 21:37I totally love that you have The Family Guy for a ringtone for hubby.
Could you define scanky? Unless you are meaning skanky, then ignore me, just thought maybe you were giving me a new word to use, I love me some new words. HEE!!
I have a friend whose married name is Skank. Isn’t that just the worst? I think I would of kept my maiden name.
Kay’s last blog post..P.S.
janethesane
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 22:03Where are you that it is warm enough to wear a halter top?? I want to be warm. Gotta go find the electric underwear.
janethesane’s last blog post..The Lazy Ass
Alison
Tuesday, 19 February, 2008 at 23:24Of course this didn’t actually happen to you….it is just a PSA…right?
Alison’s last blog post..Footprints of a Family, our second adoption journey, part 2
BusyDad
Wednesday, 20 February, 2008 at 0:41I have a sudden urge to join the PTA.
BusyDad’s last blog post..Old School Toy-nado and a Rehash Meme
krissy
Wednesday, 20 February, 2008 at 7:18He, He! Maybe the minister prayed for you! That’s always good!
You see…I am the Vice President of the PTO! And girl…my boobs are in someones face even if I’m wearing a bedspread! They’re huge! They cannot be hidden or they get angry! Angry is bad! Angry scares me!!! They get like Freddy Krueger mad!
If you were at my PTO I would probably make you stand up in front of the group and show off your gems! Or I would play the bongos on them! So, your experience could have been soo much worse!! And you want to know what was on my ringtone???? How about I like big butts??? That my whiskey boozing friend is when things get pretty!!!!
Can you send me a sippy with Whiskey?? I have a meeting tonight!
krissy’s last blog post..I’m a weiner!!!!
Candy
Wednesday, 20 February, 2008 at 7:47Heh. Wish I had been a fly on the wall for that one.
Candy’s last blog post..Post-Op
MommyTime
Wednesday, 20 February, 2008 at 7:48Oh, I wish I were in your PTA. At least then I could get a little glimpse of some boobie attired more inappropriately than my own. I mean…uh… then I could take some lessons from the master– since my own solution to this dilemma is to go freestyle and just put on a tight t-shirt to pretend to hold the twins in place, covered by a baggy thick sweatshirt to hide them. Well, and you know how often my clothes get washed on laundry day.
MommyTime’s last blog post..Nature vs. Nurture
LunaNik
Wednesday, 20 February, 2008 at 8:22Stripper-like push up bras and boobie-baring halter tops…
have you been digging around in my closet?????
Heh…great post!
I’m ALWAYS of the mindset “when in doubt, let it all hang out”!!
LunaNik’s last blog post..What would you do?
melissa
Wednesday, 20 February, 2008 at 11:33you are soooo going to have to stay away from the president of the pta/minister dude. he’s going to be having you help him at church and school, and he’ll be suggesting which boob showing tops to wear!! oh, you are so doomed!! it doesn’t even matter what you set your ringtone to!!
xoxo
Secret Agent Mama
Wednesday, 20 February, 2008 at 11:54PYT and PTA!
Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Project 365 (182/365)
Sandy (Momisodes)
Wednesday, 20 February, 2008 at 11:59Screw movie night! I’d like to attend the next PTA meeting ;)
Sandy (Momisodes)’s last blog post..I Need A Vacation
Jenty
Wednesday, 20 February, 2008 at 12:53LMAO! Maybe the vibrate would cause more problems.
Jenty’s last blog post..You know you?re getting old when?
amy
Wednesday, 20 February, 2008 at 19:07What you don’t always wear the stripper bra? I do, because the PTO mommies don’t like me as it is. Being that I’m 10 years younger and 20lbs lighter. So I just give them more reason to talk.
amy’s last blog post..Here comes the bride
Tootsie Farklepants
Wednesday, 20 February, 2008 at 22:53I would totally go to that PTA meeting.
Tootsie Farklepants’s last blog post..Rated PG-13 – For Some Mild Crude Humor
cyndy
Wednesday, 20 February, 2008 at 23:28If our PTA meetings were like that, I may actually GO!
My text message tone is Stewie. Anyone who doesn’t know who the Griffins are must lead a very sad life.
cyndy’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday 2.20.08
Ree
Thursday, 21 February, 2008 at 5:34Was there drool involved? No? Then you’re golden.
Ree’s last blog post..Looking at the Moon
April
Thursday, 21 February, 2008 at 12:13Wow. You still have sexy lingerie?!? Mine went out with the baby’s bathwater…
P.S. Thanks for the click over ‘cuz I didn’t know who Peter Griffin was, either!
April’s last blog post..Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop…
Ricardo
Thursday, 21 February, 2008 at 13:16Show the clevage! LOL!
Ricardo’s last blog post..Another Round in the Books
Beth from Around The Funny Farm
Thursday, 6 March, 2008 at 16:22Haha… I totally laughed at this post.
I just missed having KID ROCK blaring out “So you think your so hot…” on my cell phone…. in church!
I totally lost it (laughing) when I realized that near miss.
Disappointed too…. lol
Beth from Around The Funny Farm’s last blog post..My First Daughter
Jana
Monday, 7 April, 2008 at 10:32I started to set my ringtone as a voice one that said something like:
“Hey! Girl, this is yo pimp. Why aint you on yo corner?!”
I decided that probably might not go over well in Sunday School class if the phone went off…
Especially since I was the teacher!!!!!!
Jana’s last blog post..On Top of the World
Chris
Monday, 7 April, 2008 at 18:36I think cleavage is always called for even at PTA meetings.
Chris’s last blog post..The Dangers of Peeing Standing Up