Did you know that Gullible isn’t in the dictionary?

There is a very good chance that my friend Chris and I are going to a show at the end of March. Correction: There is a good chance that I am tagging along behind my friend Chris to go to a show at the end of March. One of my favorite musicians is in town on the 26th and I saw on Chris’ Facebook page (I can’t believe I just said that) that he was going, and so I invited myself along.

I asked him where the show was.

He replied, “Dicks on Dicks*.”

Now, I can tell you where every single kid thing ever in downtown Vancouver is, I don’t know Thing One about adult stuff. I do know where the Five Star Titty Bar is, thanks to my darling man having two months here without me one summer. A boy’s gotta do what a boy’s gotta do, you know?

Point is, I know nothing about the bar scene downtown, but I do know this is a pretty progressive town, what with the pink bus stops and all, and so I thought nothing of a bar called Dicks on Dicks.

And so.

I googled.

Dicks on Dicks, Vancouver.

Fish and chips, scroll down, sporting goods, scroll down, BAM. There it is. What any idiot knew was there, but I didn’t.

Fuck you, Chris.**

*Richard’s bar on Richard’s street, FYI.

Latte Mommy

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 17:10

hee hee! What more can I say, really?

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Maria

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 17:45

LMAO!!

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andy

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 17:51

Well, “gullable” isn’t in the dictionary, but “gullible” is. :-)

My long-ago Dale Carnegie instructor would be so displeased with me right now.

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hubs

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 18:10

richards on richards? i’m not sure that I get it?

rachel

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 18:26

*snicker*
ROFLMAO!
And yes, the ex english major in me says: gullible

*ducking* Sorry. :-)

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Natalie

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 18:32

Okay, I’m really stupid today. Is the BAM supposed to be that your blog is listed there? If so, very funny. Sheesh, lamest comment EVER.

Sister Sassy

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 18:44

I might be stupid- I get the Richards on Richards = dicks on dicks but not the “fuck you Chris”. At first I thought it was a Gay bar and you were nervous about going to a gay bar but the website didn’t look like that so …um… sometimes I miss the obvious as I obviously did here.

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mike golch

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 19:08

and I thought that it was a gay bar in SF CA.
Now that I said that silly thought,I’ll let you know that I came to visit from somewhere,but I forgot where.Oh well,I guess it’s the C.R.S.

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Secret Agent Mama

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 19:17

We’re so going to that titty bar when I come to Vancouver! Sooo gooing.

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melissa

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 19:50

i love that!! it’s hilarious!!
so…how’s it going?
xoxo

kelly

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 19:53

I know a guy named Dick Hunter, just sayin’
Have fun at your concert.

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Tracie

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 21:00

so funny…that was great!

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ohmommy

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 21:05

Nice. Very nice!

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janet

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 22:45

*snort* roflmao

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Huckdoll

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 22:49

“BAM. There it is. What any idiot knew was there, but I didn

zoeyjane

Monday, 25 February, 2008 at 23:55

oh richards in richards, your euphamism proceeds you. bring pepper spray, lest your ass be grabbed twenty times.

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lol, drunk typing is not my friend.

Alison

Tuesday, 26 February, 2008 at 6:17

How do you not at least chuckle at that?!? Hah!

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MommyTime

Tuesday, 26 February, 2008 at 7:22

Ha ha ha. Laughing with, not at.

“Now, I can tell you where every single kid thing ever in downtown Vancouver is” — I may have to hit you up for some of that advice in a few months. :)

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