Did you know that Gullible isn’t in the dictionary?

There is a very good chance that my friend Chris and I are going to a show at the end of March. Correction: There is a good chance that I am tagging along behind my friend Chris to go to a show at the end of March. One of my favorite musicians is in town on the 26th and I saw on Chris’ Facebook page (I can’t believe I just said that) that he was going, and so I invited myself along.

I asked him where the show was.

He replied, “Dicks on Dicks*.”

Now, I can tell you where every single kid thing ever in downtown Vancouver is, I don’t know Thing One about adult stuff. I do know where the Five Star Titty Bar is, thanks to my darling man having two months here without me one summer. A boy’s gotta do what a boy’s gotta do, you know?

Point is, I know nothing about the bar scene downtown, but I do know this is a pretty progressive town, what with the pink bus stops and all, and so I thought nothing of a bar called Dicks on Dicks.

And so.

I googled.

Dicks on Dicks, Vancouver.

Fish and chips, scroll down, sporting goods, scroll down, BAM. There it is. What any idiot knew was there, but I didn’t.

Fuck you, Chris.**

*Richard’s bar on Richard’s street, FYI.

Complaint Department

  • Latte Mommy


    hee hee! What more can I say, really?

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  • Maria


    LMAO!!

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  • andy


    Well, “gullable” isn’t in the dictionary, but “gullible” is. :-)

    My long-ago Dale Carnegie instructor would be so displeased with me right now.

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  • hubs


    richards on richards? i’m not sure that I get it?

  • rachel


    *snicker*
    ROFLMAO!
    And yes, the ex english major in me says: gullible

    *ducking* Sorry. :-)

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  • Natalie


    Okay, I’m really stupid today. Is the BAM supposed to be that your blog is listed there? If so, very funny. Sheesh, lamest comment EVER.

  • Sister Sassy


    I might be stupid- I get the Richards on Richards = dicks on dicks but not the “fuck you Chris”. At first I thought it was a Gay bar and you were nervous about going to a gay bar but the website didn’t look like that so …um… sometimes I miss the obvious as I obviously did here.

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  • mike golch


    and I thought that it was a gay bar in SF CA.
    Now that I said that silly thought,I’ll let you know that I came to visit from somewhere,but I forgot where.Oh well,I guess it’s the C.R.S.

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  • Secret Agent Mama


    We’re so going to that titty bar when I come to Vancouver! Sooo gooing.

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  • melissa


    i love that!! it’s hilarious!!
    so…how’s it going?
    xoxo

  • kelly


    I know a guy named Dick Hunter, just sayin’
    Have fun at your concert.

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  • Tracie


    so funny…that was great!

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  • ohmommy


    Nice. Very nice!

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  • janet


    *snort* roflmao

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  • Huckdoll


    “BAM. There it is. What any idiot knew was there, but I didn

  • zoeyjane


    oh richards in richards, your euphamism proceeds you. bring pepper spray, lest your ass be grabbed twenty times.

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  • zoeyjane


    lol, drunk typing is not my friend.

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  • Alison


    How do you not at least chuckle at that?!? Hah!

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  • MommyTime


    Ha ha ha. Laughing with, not at.

    “Now, I can tell you where every single kid thing ever in downtown Vancouver is” — I may have to hit you up for some of that advice in a few months. :)

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  • Candy


    Dick on Dicks is ingenious. I love it!

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  • Kim


    This was laugh out loud funny.. but then I read some of the comments and they made me howl.. LOL

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  • Audubon Ron


    That was funny.

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  • crunchy carpets


    ditto on what zoeyjane said….much ass grabbing there when I went way back in the jurassic age.

    My club buddy actually slapped a guy in the face there!

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  • Caroline Bingham


    I can’t believe you googled dicks. Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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  • Sandy (Momisodes)


    LMAO!!!! This sounds right up my alley :)

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  • Stacey @Real World Mom


    LOL! Score one for Mr. Lady! :-)

  • terri


    My google reader told me I might like to add you to my subscriptions. My google reader was right!

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  • Jenty


    LMAO! At least you found it!

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  • Ree


    Brilliant!

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  • Esthercy


    thanks much, bro

  • Elmeruw


    nice work, dude

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