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Secret Agent Mama
Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 at 20:52HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I broke that code when I told Mikey that the tooth fairy was a certain dark haired mama.
Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen XXVI: Acrostic Times
zoeyjane
Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 at 20:53i love how i never ever lied before. now it’s all “KID. go upstairs and you can watch Dora and run around naked singing at the top of your lungs. deal?” and i never let her sing at the TOP of her lungs – only like 90%.
zoeyjane’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Tiny Footprints
Sarah
Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 at 20:59Nannies have to sign this contract too, but when we’re really pissed off at the parents, we’ve been known to break it. bwahahah I only did that once … after being invited to join the (Mormon) parents in their bed while we were on vacation. The very last day I mentioned that their parents were Santa AND the Tooth Fairy … I still smile when I think about it. I am evil sometimes. I will be in hell, no worries about that.
Sarah’s last blog post..Lost Recap, 4:4
terri
Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 at 20:59You must be the cool mom in the neighborhood!
I have done stuff like that too. Like when a teacher is being an unfair bitch. I tell my kids that teacher is being an unfair bitch.
terri’s last blog post..Be careful what you say!
LunaNik
Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 at 21:29The Parent Code…brilliant. And I love that they believed you.
LunaNik’s last blog post..Keeping it real
Leslie Dillinger
Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 at 21:29Hilarious.
Nathan
Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 at 21:34You are so going to hell. I say that in an admiring way.
I wish I could do it…I still remember that sort of conversation with Calvin&Hobbs dad, but I figure I just don’t have the humor to do it. Drat the luck.
Nathan’s last blog post..Remember, I Called it First*
Piper of Love
Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 at 21:35I broke the code when I told my oldest that Santa didn’t exist, before he even had a chance to believe in him.
I broke the code when I called out the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and basically every other thing a kid might look forward too in childhood.
I’m a craptastic Mom!
You on the other hand OWN THIS!
Piper of Love’s last blog post..The Kind of Stuff that Happens to Me
Diane
Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 at 21:41I don’t know how you come up with all this new stuff constantly. You must have fascinating dinner conversation with the kids. Parent code, what a hoot.
Diane’s last blog post..Ralph Nader is running again for President
Stacey @Real World Mom
Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 at 22:34You are way too cool! I love it! LOL!
Latte Mommy
Wednesday, 27 February, 2008 at 23:49Hilarious! No wonder your kids worship the ground you walk on!
No wonder we all do! *grin*
Latte Mommy’s last blog post..That Pesky Y-Chromosome
Alison
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 0:20Dude. Can you come here and be my mom? Just for a little while. That would rock.
frogpondsrock
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 2:06hehehehehehe… I used to say shhh…It is in the contract…
hehehe love it…
cheers kim
frogpondsrock’s last blog post..Awards … part two..
Darla
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 5:37Wooo I love it – I need to start using that one.
Darla’s last blog post..A Bit of an Absense
Alison
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 6:41FABULOUS! That one stays in my reserve F-O-R-E-V-E-R
Alison’s last blog post..Dilemma
Jennifer
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 7:01LOL! My license is so revoked. I actually got busted by my son doing the tooth fairy gig.
I even told him about Santa and credit cards
Jennifer’s last blog post..A Woman’s Right to Choose
Molly
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 7:18I have to remember this one for when my kids are older.
Oh, the lies I have already told.
Molly’s last blog post..Sexism or Hillaryism?
Candy
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 7:48Wow. That’s dastardly. And brilliant!
Candy’s last blog post..My Kingdom For a Post!
MommyTime
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 8:05You’re a sick, twisted, totally hilarious woman!
MommyTime’s last blog post..From a Lover of Books…
Kim
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 8:13You flucking ROCK. You are one bad ass law breaking mom!!
Kim’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen
rachel
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 8:14Ha Ha!
Very clever mom!
rachel’s last blog post..My insanity is sponsored by the letter P
Marge
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 8:31You are a dark one. C’mon, tell how you not only break the code but then you teach them all the WRONG lyrics to the little songs we know and love.
Santa Claus is Coming To Town
Jingle Bells
Here Comes Peter Cotton Tail
…the Sperm Song!
You are the reason I decided to always tell my kid the truth and then Grover got all pissed and … in fact I think he still holds a grudge about the Santa thing.
Marge’s last blog post..Bart’s First Kiss
Karen C.
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 9:02When I was a kid my parents told me that all the oil spots I saw on the streets and parking lots were where some kid didn’t hold their mom’s hand and got hit by a car. I know…unbelievably cruel, right???? I’m going to have to try that one with my kids.
Thanks for stopping by my blog and showing some love and support. You rock!
Karen C.’s last blog post..Amazing
GoMommy
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 9:02You are AWESOME!
GoMommy’s last blog post..Weekend Review
Jen
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 9:03WHHAAT? My eyes won’t stick like that? I’ve been lied to for 30+ years!
Qweenie
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 9:18Bwahahahahaaaa!! I lie to my kids all the time, mostly for fun, never about anything truly important.
I once told them that if they “didn’t behave in the car I would pull over and drop them off on the side of the road like I did with their brother Bruce”….”But we don’t have a brother Bruce”…..”not anymore ya don’t, now pipe down back there”….LOL
Of course now they know that Bruce is fictious and mom’s a big fat liar but they laugh about it so at least they ‘get it’…
Qweenie’s last blog post..Everything is better when it’s free….(a Contest)
Penelope Anne
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 10:49Stop, HALT, damn it get back here this is the Parent Police and I demand you surrender your license……….NOT!
Flippin’ hilarious, I love it.
:)
Penelope Anne’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen #22 ~ The Thirties
Jennifer
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 10:56this is hilarious. i love telling my kids, well my son mostly since he understands more the truth of things. ;) my mom is always telling me that he is a child and somethings he needs to believe or think… but i only fill him in on the things like you did with your kids at dinner. i wouldn’t ruin GREAT things for him like Santa and Easter Bunny stuff only nonsense crap that other stupid people tell him. :) i like being honest with him… it makes me feel so powerful!! :)
hugs, jenn
Jennifer’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen!
amy
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 15:27You, my friend, are a freakin’ genius!
amy’s last blog post..The Outsider
SarahO
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 16:13What an excellent conversation! Your kids must feel so grown up now. But not too grown up.
SarahO’s last blog post..I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CAN LOOK AT THIS. NOW WITH BONUS LINK!
Maria [Immoral Matriarch]
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 18:09lololololololol
Maria [Immoral Matriarch]’s last blog post..Ask Anything
janethesane
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 19:55Lol…sounds like you wrapped them around your little finger. Poor wee ones :)
janethesane’s last blog post..Two Days Until Fiction Friday
'cuz I'm the mommy, that's why
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 20:32Enjoy their belief while it lasts! Sissy is 12-going-on-President of the world, and she totally disbelieves in my pathetic sneaky attempts!
Check me out: http://www.topmomma.com/mommas/referal/1374
‘cuz I’m the mommy, that’s why’s last blog post..Whoo-Hoo! TopMomma Status!
'cuz I'm the mommy, that's why
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 20:37My 12 year old gives me the look that says “I know you are full of crap, but I won’t say anything if you don’t tell Daddy I have a boyfriend” Who’s in charge here? I want to talk to the manager!
Check me out: http://www.topmomma.com/mommas/referal/1374
‘cuz I’m the mommy, that’s why’s last blog post..Whoo-Hoo! TopMomma Status!
laskigal
Thursday, 28 February, 2008 at 22:07What a conversation . . . I’m so gonna use this one day. Like, when he can say more than “baaaaaa.”
laskigal’s last blog post..UPDATE: American Idol Results
Jennifer
Friday, 29 February, 2008 at 14:40wow you got some great comments here, I sooo love the oil spots one! i’m def going to use that the very next chance I get. :) love love love it. i also like the brother bruce one. going to use that next time we are in the car. ;) what wonderful ideas!! thanks everyone for sharing. i mean commenting on this blog post.
i can assure you that my children will not be *greatly* harmed or damaged in the making of their life. lol ;)
have a good weekend.
hugs ~ jenn
Jennifer’s last blog post..Happy Leap Day!
Huckdoll
Friday, 29 February, 2008 at 15:43Tellin’ it like it is. ‘Cuz you…do what you want.
Huckdoll’s last blog post..Out of My Way….I’m Going OUT!!!
Tara R.
Friday, 29 February, 2008 at 18:09Oh the things we do to stay cool! Love it!
blog hopping – etcetera
Tara R.’s last blog post..Too much information
Senora Patron
Friday, 29 February, 2008 at 21:20Parents Unite! Stand up against the skepticism that is the teachings taught by goody-goody authorities in schools that goes against everything we want our kids to do – like have an opinion and a personality! here! here! (raises glass in a toast)
(Senora Patron – drinkin’ and buzzin’ on a Friday nite.)
Shannanb aka Mommy Bits
Saturday, 1 March, 2008 at 4:38That is hilarious! It is cute how they believed you.
Shannanb aka Mommy Bits’s last blog post..The B-Man has seen better days
BusyDad
Saturday, 1 March, 2008 at 19:07You know what I’m going to have to do now, right? I’m sorry. This thing of ours is too important for you to compromise. I must hunt you down and feed you watermelon seeds until they grow into full blown fruit inside your stomach.
BusyDad’s last blog post..Leap of Faith #5: Let’s Get Comical