Mar 12 2008

Wednesday Math

Direct complaints to Mr Lady in regards to Why I will never homeschool

Pop quiz, class!

I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.

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Comments close after 5 days. Because Spam sucks. 39 Comments to “Wednesday Math”

  1. # Honeybellon 12 Mar 2008 at

    Oh No! I’m terrible at math . . . but I’m guessing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!

    (You have great handwriting by the way)

    Honeybell’s last blog post..Bodies Revealed

  2. # Margeon 12 Mar 2008 at

    the response would be directly proportional to the sum of x and the hypoteni of 3 obtuse angles to the power of 12 if x is a prime number and everyone gets pi afterward

    Marge’s last blog post..Bizarro Monday

  3. # Maggieon 12 Mar 2008 at

    This is why I don’t do math. People get hurt ;)

    I love your handwriting, too.

  4. # Maggieon 12 Mar 2008 at

    This is why I don’t do math. People get hurt ;)

    I love your handwriting, too.

    (why, every time does my comment not appear to go through the first time, so I do it a second time, but then there are two?)

    Maggie’s last blog post..Not a Sex Crime? Just Checking.

  5. # Latte Mommyon 12 Mar 2008 at

    I’m guessing equal to - you strike me as a very even-keel kinda gal. No unnecessary hysterics. (Now, I’m not saying no hysterics, I’m just saying no unnecessary hysterics.)

    Hope 3of3 is feeling better today! And I’m thinking gymnastics class is sooooooo not worth the repeated visits to the ER. Maybe the boys could take up something less dangerous. Like hockey?

    Latte Mommy’s last blog post..Mmm, Mmm, Milk.

  6. # Alisonon 12 Mar 2008 at

    Oh my god!

    I’m going with equal to. You are right on top of things!

    We can have our ER suites next to one another….

    Alison’s last blog post..Religious Rules

  7. # Sueon 12 Mar 2008 at

    Oh, ouch. What timing too, my son pulled a digger this afternoon on the concrete porch and nearly broke his nose. Not fun.

    Sue’s last blog post..Pennsylvania: Don’t Vote For Hillary Before Watching This

  8. # janethesaneon 12 Mar 2008 at

    I just broke out in hives. Thanks a lot.

    Sorry for your little one :(

    janethesane’s last blog post..Wow, how boring

  9. # Shannonon 12 Mar 2008 at

    IS there an appropriate proportional response to a semi-conscious toddler with a mouth full of blood? Doubtful!

    Shannon’s last blog post..it’s not THAT kind of piercing

  10. # andyon 12 Mar 2008 at

    I was going to compliment your penmanship as well, but that seems to have been done quite a bit already.

    So, I’ll instead say I like your boobs.

    andy’s last blog post..American Idol: Top 12, March 11, 2008

  11. # Huckdollon 12 Mar 2008 at

    LOL at the artists rendition! Much less gore than the story :S

    Huckdoll’s last blog post..I Am Me. Hear Me Rawr.

  12. # Karen MEG (pomtini)on 12 Mar 2008 at

    Ow-ch!!!! My brain hurts with the math … but hope the toddler is doing OK.

    Karen MEG (pomtini)’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday

  13. # damonm55on 12 Mar 2008 at

    What time did the train leave Boston? Oh wait, I get it, it’s a trick.

    >

    Sorry to hear about the yung’uns.

    damonm55’s last blog post..Country Gold

  14. # Sarahon 12 Mar 2008 at

    UGH!
    I’m sorry.
    I’m thinking of you, and sending a shot your way!

    Sarah’s last blog post..1 in 4 Teens Has an STD*

  15. # Kimon 12 Mar 2008 at

    oh man.. ouch.

    ur pictures are awesome.

    hope that 3of3 is feeling better.

    Kim’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday - Day Dreaming

  16. # MadameMeowon 12 Mar 2008 at

    OMG… if it’s equal to, I’m going to say that you are many times over the woman I am. The most I can handle is cleaning out a small infection… much less actual massive amounts of blood!

    If it’s greater than… then you and I have a great deal in common!

    MadameMeow’s last blog post..A question of priorities

  17. # anne nahmon 12 Mar 2008 at

    Oh no! Hope everyone is doing better.

    anne nahm’s last blog post..Repression: It Is What’s For Dicker? Dinner. I Meant to Say Dinner.

  18. # kellyon 12 Mar 2008 at

    For an Irish chick, you and your brood are freakin unlucky. Hope the little one is okay.

    kelly’s last blog post..I Started This Blog Because I Loved You Before You Were Even Born

  19. # Secret Agent Mamaon 12 Mar 2008 at

    Your handwriting sucks, dude.

    JUST EFFIN’ KIDDING!

    You know I love you.. Tell 3of3 to take it easy, yo!

    Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Project 365 (202/365)

  20. # Ricardoon 12 Mar 2008 at

    I failed math all through school. Um….I’m going to say <.

    Do I pass?

  21. # MommyTimeon 12 Mar 2008 at

    Is the volume of blood in Toddler A’s mouth > = or < the volume of gushing from Toddler B’s nose after the mother of Toddler A got through teaching B a lesson?

    Is Mother B’s response appropriately proportional to the sum total of the scenario, accounting for BOTH the degree of behavior of her own out-of-control-to-the-power-of-20 child AND the level of response of Toddler A’s mother?

    Without these variables fixed for me, I cannot answer the problem as posed. However, my sister, who is the math whiz in the family, may be able to help. Except that she has no human children, so she may be unable to determine with accuracy the quantity identified as sufficient.

    This is indeed perplexing math.

    MommyTime’s last blog post..Diary of a Crazy Lady

  22. # Don Mills Divaon 12 Mar 2008 at

    Me no do math.

    Sooo glad I finally found you here - sorry it took so long!

    Don Mills Diva’s last blog post..The mark

  23. # ohmommyon 12 Mar 2008 at

    Oh no! I failed math in school.

    Dude, I hope she is okay. :) Sending lots of long distance hugs.

    ohmommy’s last blog post..My husband won’t sleep with me…

  24. # so grateful to be mormonon 12 Mar 2008 at

    hi, my first time here.

    i’m from my buddy sue’s blog. i popped over here because she had this post in her shared google reader articles.

    i love what you drew and wrote here. hilarious. you cracked me up. kathleen

    so grateful to be mormon’s last blog post..weird quiz ? what dog breed are ya?

  25. # CableGirlon 12 Mar 2008 at

    my oh my…. word problems were never my strong suit. I’m guessing a long ass time.

    CableGirl’s last blog post..You can’t always get what you want.

  26. # zoeyjaneon 12 Mar 2008 at

    the answer is 12.

    (do you guys have like, a frequent visitor plan at the ER? do you think you could hook my up with one, too?) hope EVERYONE’S okies.

    zoeyjane’s last blog post..DMP: Thanks, Huckdoll.

  27. # Beth from Around The Funny Farmon 12 Mar 2008 at

    My degree is not within the mathematical field. Therefore, I do not posses a mathematical degree.

    But, I can spell mathematical.

    Is she okay? Please keep us posted.

    Beth from Around The Funny Farm’s last blog post..Eehh?Thanks Son!

  28. # crunchy carpetson 12 Mar 2008 at

    Oh Shit.

    crunchy carpets’s last blog post..Retail Therapy

  29. # underwhelmedon 12 Mar 2008 at

    This gives me fond memories of my useless-in-an-emergency Greek mother shrieking mindlessly after I pulled a coffee table drawer onto the bridge of my nose as a toddler.

    “AAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAHHHH!!! My NickeeeEeEEEE!! AHHHHHHH!!!111!

    That was a fun evening for all.

  30. # cyndyon 12 Mar 2008 at

    I suck at math, but I’m guessing >>>>>, just because that would be my reaction. I used to work in child care and kids walk in front of or behind swings all.the.TIME! They just don’t seem to be able to see the cause and affect.

    cyndy’s last blog post..I got a Present!

  31. # TRACIon 13 Mar 2008 at

    Tell me you found this cute little html graphic someplace and this is not a real correspondence to your life?!

    TRACI’s last blog post..Neglectful

  32. # Darlaon 13 Mar 2008 at

    I’m screaming OUCH as I’m looking at your Math problem - sending good thoughts and hope everything is well.

    Darla’s last blog post..All I Have to say…

  33. # molly_gon 13 Mar 2008 at

    Your handwriting makes me miss you a lot.

    I love Marge. I want some pi.

    molly_g’s last blog post..Total Mysteries

  34. # GoMommyon 13 Mar 2008 at

    This is both hilarious and horrifying!
    I hope that your little one is okay! I hope you are okay!

    GoMommy’s last blog post..Positive Reinforcement

  35. # Stephon 13 Mar 2008 at

    Good lord! I say equal to, argh no fun!

    Steph’s last blog post..Pop Pop’s Birthday!!!!

  36. # christyon 13 Mar 2008 at

    Greater than. Times infinity.

    Ouch!

    christy’s last blog post..See attached map

  37. # Their bones are soft. They bounce. : Whiskey in My Sippy Cupon 13 Mar 2008 at

    [...] Toddler gets mowed down at gymnastics by another toddler in a swing. Eyes roll back in head. No cries, no nothing. Instantly falls asleep. Stays asleep for almost an [...]

  38. # sizzleon 13 Mar 2008 at

    I was never good at word problems but this one I get!

    sizzle’s last blog post..Flushed With Uncertainty

  39. # Candyon 14 Mar 2008 at

    The answer is 2.

    Candy’s last blog post..Feelin? Fluffy