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Honeybell
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 15:33Oh No! I’m terrible at math . . . but I’m guessing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!
(You have great handwriting by the way)
Honeybell’s last blog post..Bodies Revealed
Marge
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 15:37the response would be directly proportional to the sum of x and the hypoteni of 3 obtuse angles to the power of 12 if x is a prime number and everyone gets pi afterward
Marge’s last blog post..Bizarro Monday
Maggie
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 16:00This is why I don’t do math. People get hurt ;)
I love your handwriting, too.
Maggie
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 16:01This is why I don’t do math. People get hurt ;)
I love your handwriting, too.
(why, every time does my comment not appear to go through the first time, so I do it a second time, but then there are two?)
Maggie’s last blog post..Not a Sex Crime? Just Checking.
Latte Mommy
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 16:08I’m guessing equal to – you strike me as a very even-keel kinda gal. No unnecessary hysterics. (Now, I’m not saying no hysterics, I’m just saying no unnecessary hysterics.)
Hope 3of3 is feeling better today! And I’m thinking gymnastics class is sooooooo not worth the repeated visits to the ER. Maybe the boys could take up something less dangerous. Like hockey?
Latte Mommy’s last blog post..Mmm, Mmm, Milk.
Alison
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 16:10Oh my god!
I’m going with equal to. You are right on top of things!
We can have our ER suites next to one another….
Alison’s last blog post..Religious Rules
Sue
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 16:34Oh, ouch. What timing too, my son pulled a digger this afternoon on the concrete porch and nearly broke his nose. Not fun.
Sue’s last blog post..Pennsylvania: Don’t Vote For Hillary Before Watching This
janethesane
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 16:41I just broke out in hives. Thanks a lot.
Sorry for your little one :(
janethesane’s last blog post..Wow, how boring
Shannon
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 17:11IS there an appropriate proportional response to a semi-conscious toddler with a mouth full of blood? Doubtful!
Shannon’s last blog post..it’s not THAT kind of piercing
andy
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 17:16I was going to compliment your penmanship as well, but that seems to have been done quite a bit already.
So, I’ll instead say I like your boobs.
andy’s last blog post..American Idol: Top 12, March 11, 2008
Huckdoll
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 17:18LOL at the artists rendition! Much less gore than the story :S
Huckdoll’s last blog post..I Am Me. Hear Me Rawr.
Karen MEG (pomtini)
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 18:01Ow-ch!!!! My brain hurts with the math … but hope the toddler is doing OK.
Karen MEG (pomtini)’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday
damonm55
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 18:10What time did the train leave Boston? Oh wait, I get it, it’s a trick.
>
Sorry to hear about the yung’uns.
damonm55’s last blog post..Country Gold
Sarah
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 18:27UGH!
I’m sorry.
I’m thinking of you, and sending a shot your way!
Sarah’s last blog post..1 in 4 Teens Has an STD*
Kim
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 18:34oh man.. ouch.
ur pictures are awesome.
hope that 3of3 is feeling better.
Kim’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – Day Dreaming
MadameMeow
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 18:42OMG… if it’s equal to, I’m going to say that you are many times over the woman I am. The most I can handle is cleaning out a small infection… much less actual massive amounts of blood!
If it’s greater than… then you and I have a great deal in common!
MadameMeow’s last blog post..A question of priorities
anne nahm
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 18:48Oh no! Hope everyone is doing better.
anne nahm’s last blog post..Repression: It Is What’s For Dicker? Dinner. I Meant to Say Dinner.
kelly
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 19:34For an Irish chick, you and your brood are freakin unlucky. Hope the little one is okay.
kelly’s last blog post..I Started This Blog Because I Loved You Before You Were Even Born
Secret Agent Mama
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 19:35Your handwriting sucks, dude.
JUST EFFIN’ KIDDING!
You know I love you.. Tell 3of3 to take it easy, yo!
Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Project 365 (202/365)
Ricardo
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 19:48I failed math all through school. Um….I’m going to say <.
Do I pass?
MommyTime
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 19:52Is the volume of blood in Toddler A’s mouth > = or < the volume of gushing from Toddler B’s nose after the mother of Toddler A got through teaching B a lesson?
Is Mother B’s response appropriately proportional to the sum total of the scenario, accounting for BOTH the degree of behavior of her own out-of-control-to-the-power-of-20 child AND the level of response of Toddler A’s mother?
Without these variables fixed for me, I cannot answer the problem as posed. However, my sister, who is the math whiz in the family, may be able to help. Except that she has no human children, so she may be unable to determine with accuracy the quantity identified as sufficient.
This is indeed perplexing math.
MommyTime’s last blog post..Diary of a Crazy Lady
Don Mills Diva
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 20:07Me no do math.
Sooo glad I finally found you here – sorry it took so long!
Don Mills Diva’s last blog post..The mark
ohmommy
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 20:07Oh no! I failed math in school.
Dude, I hope she is okay. :) Sending lots of long distance hugs.
ohmommy’s last blog post..My husband won’t sleep with me…
so grateful to be mormon
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 20:19hi, my first time here.
i’m from my buddy sue’s blog. i popped over here because she had this post in her shared google reader articles.
i love what you drew and wrote here. hilarious. you cracked me up. kathleen
so grateful to be mormon’s last blog post..weird quiz ? what dog breed are ya?
CableGirl
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 20:29my oh my…. word problems were never my strong suit. I’m guessing a long ass time.
CableGirl’s last blog post..You can’t always get what you want.
zoeyjane
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 20:56the answer is 12.
(do you guys have like, a frequent visitor plan at the ER? do you think you could hook my up with one, too?) hope EVERYONE’S okies.
zoeyjane’s last blog post..DMP: Thanks, Huckdoll.
Beth from Around The Funny Farm
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 21:03My degree is not within the mathematical field. Therefore, I do not posses a mathematical degree.
But, I can spell mathematical.
Is she okay? Please keep us posted.
Beth from Around The Funny Farm’s last blog post..Eehh?Thanks Son!
crunchy carpets
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 21:06Oh Shit.
crunchy carpets’s last blog post..Retail Therapy
underwhelmed
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 22:42This gives me fond memories of my useless-in-an-emergency Greek mother shrieking mindlessly after I pulled a coffee table drawer onto the bridge of my nose as a toddler.
“AAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAHHHH!!! My NickeeeEeEEEE!! AHHHHHHH!!!111!
That was a fun evening for all.
cyndy
Wednesday, 12 March, 2008 at 23:01I suck at math, but I’m guessing >>>>>, just because that would be my reaction. I used to work in child care and kids walk in front of or behind swings all.the.TIME! They just don’t seem to be able to see the cause and affect.
cyndy’s last blog post..I got a Present!
TRACI
Thursday, 13 March, 2008 at 4:51Tell me you found this cute little html graphic someplace and this is not a real correspondence to your life?!
TRACI’s last blog post..Neglectful
Darla
Thursday, 13 March, 2008 at 6:24I’m screaming OUCH as I’m looking at your Math problem – sending good thoughts and hope everything is well.
Darla’s last blog post..All I Have to say…
molly_g
Thursday, 13 March, 2008 at 7:01Your handwriting makes me miss you a lot.
I love Marge. I want some pi.
molly_g’s last blog post..Total Mysteries
GoMommy
Thursday, 13 March, 2008 at 7:55This is both hilarious and horrifying!
I hope that your little one is okay! I hope you are okay!
GoMommy’s last blog post..Positive Reinforcement
Steph
Thursday, 13 March, 2008 at 8:57Good lord! I say equal to, argh no fun!
Steph’s last blog post..Pop Pop’s Birthday!!!!
christy
Thursday, 13 March, 2008 at 8:59Greater than. Times infinity.
Ouch!
christy’s last blog post..See attached map
sizzle
Thursday, 13 March, 2008 at 12:08I was never good at word problems but this one I get!
sizzle’s last blog post..Flushed With Uncertainty
Candy
Friday, 14 March, 2008 at 7:41The answer is 2.
Candy’s last blog post..Feelin? Fluffy