Mar 14 2008

Grab Your Balls…

Direct complaints to Mr Lady regarding Birthdays

(Fuckety fuck fuck fuck…Just thought I’d get THAT over with early. See, I had this post for today. It was going to be beautiful and chilling and heart-warming at it would have totally redeemed me for any prior wrong-doings from before in your hearts and minds. You would have clicked on my little ol’ link to read it over and over again, pondering how one chick from freaking DELAWARE could so gracefully intertwine passion and wit.

It was to be my fucking OPUS and shit.

And so, naturally, today is the day that my camera decided to tell me that either I need A: to replace my USB cord for my camera or: B I need to replace my camera. Let’s all pray for A, ok?

The gist of the post was that my kid turns 8 today, and I kind of want to cry about that. I’d love to tell you more, but)

….We’re going Bowling!

PS: If you must have them, the nitty gritty details are right here.

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37 Comments to “Grab Your Balls…”

  1. rachelon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Damn. I hope it’s option A. Big prayer said for you my dear.
    Have a blast bowling and big happy birthdays!

    rachel’s last blog post..Skintabulous Haiku and some Frump Busting too

  2. rachelon 14 Mar 2008 at

    I love your picture blogroll. That is brilliant and absolutely awesome!!!

    rachel’s last blog post..Skintabulous Haiku and some Frump Busting too

  3. ohmommyon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Happy birthday! Crossing my fingers it is A. :)

    ohmommy’s last blog post..My husband won’t sleep with me…

  4. Leslie Dillingeron 14 Mar 2008 at

    Happy Birthday! Bowling RULES!

  5. Sueon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Rootin’ for A.

    The opening sounds a lot like me sometimes. haha. Not often, just sometimes.

    Sue’s last blog post..What Does it Mean to Pull a Digger?

  6. MommyTimeon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Totally hoping for A. Also, I ponder that all the time, even without reading this particular post, so you’re okay. Thanks for the photo love blogroll!

    MommyTime’s last blog post..Where is the “Off” Button on these Kids?

  7. BusyDadon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Wishing your boy a very happy birthday! Let

  8. Maggieon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Well, just balls, then. Hoping it’s a an A!

    Maggie’s last blog post..Haiku Friday 3/14/08

  9. AmyMon 14 Mar 2008 at

    *crosses fingers for A*

    My kid turns 8 next week, which I’m ok with. He just can’t turn 10. Cause that means 30 is ’round the corner for me. And he especially can’t turn 20. Gah!

    AmyM’s last blog post..These are a few of my favorite things?

  10. CableGirlon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Here’s to hoping for option A. My camera just took a shit with option B recently. I’ve been surving on the camera on my phone. ugh.

    So…. Happy Happy to your 8 year old. Hope you have a great night out. :)

    CableGirl’s last blog post..FlashBack Friday - a girl’s best friend

  11. Kelleyon 14 Mar 2008 at

    ‘Fuckety fuck fuck fuck’ a chick that starts a post like that… *swoon* I am bringing over my sippy cup.

    Kelley’s last blog post..Hello Kitty. Well, Hello Kitty!!

  12. Natalieon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Fingers crossed for A. Happy birthday to your kiddo!

  13. daysgobyon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Happy Birthday, big kid!

    daysgoby’s last blog post..wanted: industrial-strength earplugs

  14. Margeon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Happy bday 2of3!

    Marge’s last blog post..Comic Relief

  15. Stacey @ Real World Momon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Happy Birthday!

    Blog Hoppin’!
    “Margarita Mom”

  16. christyon 14 Mar 2008 at

    No,babe,this is your opus–it leaves us wanting more.

    And you said fuckety, fuck, fuck…..

    The angst involved! “Stella!!!!”

    christy’s last blog post..I love spring, don’t be fooled

  17. kellyon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Happy Birthday! Don’t you just want to stop time sometimes? It goes so fast. Bowl a strike for me, baby.

    kelly’s last blog post..Watch Out! My Baby Girl Is A Ninja

  18. BusyDadon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Oh - and I left a little present for mom on my blog, even though it’s not your b-day.

    BusyDad’s last blog post..I’m Going to Pass Out…

  19. Angieon 14 Mar 2008 at

    My baby turns 5 today. My pictures were already in the computer, so I got my opus out last night. Not that I am rubbing it in, but I realize it totally sounds like it. Thanks for this reminder, though, because I TOTALLY need to charge the cameras because, ironically, we are taking some of his friends and him BOWLING tomorrow morning.

    KEEP BELIEVING

    Angie’s last blog post..Five Years with Grant, March 14, 2008

  20. Jenniferon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Rooting for A. I have a perfectly good digital camera that is completely useless because I’m stupid. For the record, always get the ones that come with their own rechargeable batteries. After wrestling a rechargeable double A out because apparently rechargeable double A’s are slightly larger than regular double A’s, I shoved another one in. Yeah, it didn’t come out. My solution was B. It’s okay, the new one is nicer anyway.

    Jennifer’s last blog post..More Shooting Stuff

  21. zoeyjaneon 14 Mar 2008 at

    you started off with nearly my favourite song. tell me you know jay and silent bob strike back. also, tell me you’re a badass bowler and will spend most of the party downing jugs of beer. i hope the camera works out…now that i’ve had two digicams, i’m like, “woah, how did my life ever work without them?”

    zoeyjane’s last blog post..It’s Pouring, In Here

  22. Jaredon 14 Mar 2008 at

    Happy birthday! and I hope many cool beverages are consumed at the lanes!

    Jared’s last blog post..He Likes The Cookies

  23. janethesaneon 14 Mar 2008 at

    I hope it is the cable! Although buying a new camera isn’t all bad. That’s what I am planning to tell husband when I tell him I am pretty sure I lost the newish camera. *sigh*

    janethesane’s last blog post..Fiction Friday - My Second Chance, part 2

  24. janeton 15 Mar 2008 at

    fuckety fuck, i sure hope it’s the cable.

    happy birthday, mr 2of3.

    and the photo blogroll? awesome! thank you!

    janet’s last blog post..Stereotypically yours …

  25. Miss Ann Thropeon 15 Mar 2008 at

    Man, I love a woman who can say fuck. I totally am diggin’ on you. Also, that blogroll thing? Freakin’ awesome! Who ya’ gotta screw to get on that thing? Huh, huh? I’ll do it, just put some whiskey in MY sippy cup first!!!

    Miss Ann Thrope’s last blog post..The great and terrible “F” word…

  26. Hoping for A…
    Sending HAPPY BIRTHDAY wishes, and wishing I was going bowling.
    Off to get the nitty gritty too

    Penelope Anne aka The Mama Bear’s last blog post..Photo Hunters ~ I Spy

  27. Motherhood for Dummieson 15 Mar 2008 at

    Oh happy birthday little man!

    Motherhood for Dummies’s last blog post..A We Bit o’ Food For Ya Lassie!

  28. Latte Mommyon 15 Mar 2008 at

    Happy belated 8th Birthday, 2of3! Can’t wait to hear about the rockin’ bowling party, even if we don’t get pictures. Crossing my fingers for the USB cord…

    Latte Mommy’s last blog post..Mmm, Mmm, Milk.

  29. Huckdollon 15 Mar 2008 at

    People still bowl at the alley? Whodathunk it. Hope the gang had a blast.

    Huckdoll’s last blog post..

  30. Dianeon 15 Mar 2008 at

    Bowling, great idea. Hope the birthday boy was pleased.

    Hey, how did you do that picture thing with other bloggers? Wickedly cool. I just noticed it a day or two ago.

    Diane’s last blog post..Colorado Avalanche tickets

  31. Jamieon 15 Mar 2008 at

    I’ve got something for you…

    Jamie’s last blog post..A New Look

  32. LaskiGalon 15 Mar 2008 at

    To Huck–yeah, people still bowl (please don’t say that to my hubby–he still thinks its cool, and it is, really, it is . . . )

    *****
    Happy 8th b-day!

    and, it was ALMOST your moment? Awe, hell no . . . I’m thinkin’ that “Fuckety fuck fuck fuck

  33. Piper of Loveon 15 Mar 2008 at

    8! I feel you.

    Great post!

    Piper of Love’s last blog post..Make With the Fast Break

  34. amyon 16 Mar 2008 at

    From a newbie here…. hope your camera is okay!

    amy’s last blog post..Not the kind of preacher I know….

  35. Stephon 16 Mar 2008 at

    I am new to your blog and I have ot say I love it! Oh mommy turned me on to it! Hope the birthday went well.

    Steph’s last blog post..Thank you and follow ups

  36. Sueon 16 Mar 2008 at

    I would start my blog off the same way if my camera died too. Hope you had fun bowling! Loved the baby story, by the way.

    Sue’s last blog post..Photo Contest

  37. Chrison 17 Mar 2008 at

    Oh, you meant the title metaphorically. Guess I should let go now.

    Chris’s last blog post..Tightrope

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