Mine would have been better

I had a really great Thursday Thirteen all written in my head for today, because today is awesome, but someone went and one-upped me. As he usually does.

For those of you who don’t know, Mas Younon was my first….well…everything. We dated (read: he put up with my crazycrazy yet shockingly hot ass) for 3 1/2 absolutely radical years. He may be the single greatest man alive today. He is still, after everything I have drug him through, totally my BFF.

For his birthday, I tried to write him a sweet post, but it ended up more salty in his mind. He tried to get me back today, and oh my did he ever fail miserably. He’s just too damn funny for his own good.

It would seem that we are now locked in a pathetic cycle ~~throwing rocks at each other on the playground~~ giving each other paybacks on the internet. My payback?

A THURSDAY THIRTEEN CONTEST!

Mas Younon wrote his first Thursday Thirteen today, and I am using it as a contest. Because I’m lazy and a bitch, that’s why. Go read his post; you’ll figure out what to do. Leave your answers in either his comments or mine.

Prize to be determined, but quite possibly could be a copy of one of the many mixtapes I have made for Mas Younon.

PS: It is also the first day of spring and the day when Physics takes a flying leap. Here’s proof:

Jo

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 9:03

Happy Birthday Mr. Lady!
Is it #12 & 13 – Cause we already read about a hamster’s life at Chez Lady.

Jo’s last blog post..Sweet Sleep Shots

Loralee

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 9:27

HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Loralee’s last blog post..When a whore loses her looks?

Ashley Sanders

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 9:30

Happy Birthday!!

Ashley Sanders’s last blog post..Quick note?

BusyDad

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 9:46

1) I hope Slave Leah is the real fact
2) I just gave you a wordless Wednesday idea
3) It would rock

BusyDad’s last blog post..Carnage > V.D.

Secret Agent Mama

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 10:07

I love you my dear friend. I hope that one day I can give you a big, sloppy, passionate kiss! You deserve all the best and I wish you nothing less.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET ASS. You’ve rocked my world since you started stalking me. I like rocks. I like you.

Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..love thursday

hubs

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 10:16

Happy birthday!!!!

Latte Mommy

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 11:14

First off – Happy Birthday! We really ought to be having martinis and celebrating. Stupid spring break…

I’m thinking 2, 5, 10 (‘cuz you’ve mentioned the dye thing before), 12, and 13 are true…

Latte Mommy’s last blog post..‘Cuz It Just Wouldn’t Be Stalking Unless…

CableGirl

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 11:57

Wow, I have a series of rather similar photos from a number of years ago…

However the whole egg balancing = defying physics thing is totally bogus. You can balance an egg any time of year.

CableGirl’s last blog post..Haiku

Momo Fali

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 12:11

The egg…wha?

Okay, this is my THIRD happy birthday to you. Quit milking it already.

Momo Fali’s last blog post..The Great Toilet Paper Debate

Sue

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 12:38

Happy Birthday!!!!! :-)

Sue’s last blog post..Three Loads of Fun in One Day

janet

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 12:39

happy birthday, my whiskey-sipping friend!

honestly, i hope every single one of those are true. i love that much!!

janet’s last blog post..Book ‘em, Janno

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 12:41

argh. i love YOU that much. i really should reread before i push the button.

more coffee? why thank you, i suppose i will!

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 12:43

My daughter’s cat likes to sleep with her in her room at night, and is almost always around her during the day. All we have right now is cats. We used to have fish, but both died and we decided not to continue that now.

LunaNik

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 13:43

Happy Birthday Mr. Lady!

Mine is on Monday. It’s my 30th…I mean, it’s the second anniversay of my 29th birthday. Heh.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

I’m off to read that Thursday Thirteen you linked to…

LunaNik’s last blog post..A Challenge of Confessions

zoeyjane

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 15:02

happy bday, lady-friend. i’m betting on #9. just cuz that whole scifi thing rings true. i am SO buying you a coffee with room for bourbon.

zoeyjane’s last blog post..Copycat

ohmommy

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 15:46

Happy birthday Mr. Lady!!!! Cha-cha-cha.

Hmmmm… I have no middle name either. And our first borns both had crooked urethras. The list keeps on growing. :)

ohmommy’s last blog post..Coming to America: Part 1

Karen C.

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 16:15

I wish I had something extremely clever to say, but all that comes to my head is the “Blue’s Clues” birthday song, and I’ll spare you that one. So…Happy Birthday! We all love you…even us lurkers! ;)

Karen C.’s last blog post..It’s A Zoo Around Here

Kim

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 17:13

Happy Birthday !!!

Kim’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen – Boy Toys

Katherine

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 18:33

Happy Birthday!

And a hug. : )

Kathryn

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 18:44

Happy Birthday!!!!

That pic freaks me out!

Kathryn’s last blog post..Shape Up, Woman!

missy wiggins

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 19:45

happy birthday!
thank you for all your amazing stories since i discovered this blog a few months back :)

missy wiggins’s last blog post..Me (naturally)

MommyTime

Thursday, 20 March, 2008 at 20:49

Obviously, they are all true, except for the number of tatoos, and perhaps the fact that there’s a whole battle one. I am willing to bet big money you are capable of self piercing, and I read WIMSC carefully, so I know for sure a bunch of them are true — you red dyed, kind to animals you don’t kill, duck-sized, strong woman. :) And why make up the laugh part? Or the crazy movies?

Whatever. Super Happy Birthday, yo! And excellent trick with the egg (I don’t mean 1of3, either…)

MommyTime’s last blog post..What do you think?