Perhaps I should take some pictures of the first kid, too.

Isn’t he the sweetest thing you’ve ever seen, all freshly 8, blowing out the candles on his morning birthday cake? (Yes, I wake my kids up with cake on their birthdays. Wanna make something of it?)

Complaint Department

  • BusyDad


    Yeah I wanna make something of it. I new tradition. Can I have a recipe?

    BusyDad’s last blog post..Sure, If You Want to Get Technical

  • Alison


    The monkey is placed so well strategically speaking! She may have a future career…

    Alison’s last blog post..A Walk to Remember

  • Ree


    My birthday is May 6th. I expect you at the front door, with an armful of yellow cake, buttercream (none of that sugary shit) frosting and 45-freakin’ candles.

    Those kid are adorable.

    Ree’s last blog post..Poopy Picks!

  • MommyTime


    Okay, seriously, the monkey picture is adorable and it makes me want to start a monkey photo carnival so we can see everyone’s kids wearing them. We could start a new trend…

    MommyTime’s last blog post..Calling All Nerds

  • daysgoby


    You boy is a handsome one! So sweet, so rocking, so…overload material!

    daysgoby’s last blog post..it was a dark and snowy night

  • daysgoby


    *And I need to learn to proof-read*

    Not overload, Overlord

  • Trish


    awesome – loved the birthday boy and his cake in b & w , LOL at the streaker and the crossword intellectual.

    My WW is up

    Trish’s last blog post..Weekly Winners

  • Ashley Sanders


    Awesome pics. Ooooh…and my bday is in August. Haha. :)

    Ashley Sanders’s last blog post..REAL WORLD – as opposed to the ?fake? world?

  • Rebecca


    I love the first one!

    Rebecca’s last blog post..Pray for Tricia?

  • Maggie


    OMG, those are awesome pictures, but your words make it super awesome and hilarious, too. Good stuff. Please mail me a cake for my upcoming birthday. I’ll light my own candle ;)

    Maggie’s last blog post..Weekly Winners 3/30/08

  • tiff


    Wow, I might have to borrow that outfit for…later when the kiddies are in bed. Heh heh, that would give David a shock! Love all of those photos!

    tiff’s last blog post..Weekly Winners.

  • Mas Younon


    I just like the fact that they’re playing Star Wars Monopoly.

    Mas Younon’s last blog post..Natural Twenty?Huzzah!!

  • April


    Gotta love the monkey!

    April’s last blog post..Weekend Wrap-Up

  • Carmi


    I think cake first thing in the morning is the PERFECT way to celebrate a birthday. My wife’s seriously manic about ensuring our kids’ birthdays are always amazingly special, so when I saw the cake thing, it struck me as absolutely cool. We get that!

    I also wanted to apologize for the watermelon out of your nose thing from this past Wordless Wednesday. Wasn’t my intention to cause nasal distress. I’ll just have to keep visiting to real all your other stuff: from what I’ve already seen, you’re gonna be a regular fave.

    Carmi’s last blog post..Caption This 64

  • HRH


    I am concerned for such a small child already having a monkey on her back. The pictures are great.

    HRH’s last blog post..I fought the closet and the closet won…

  • zoeyjane


    so you’ll just have to get her doing the soduko puzzles and genius will be the word on everyone’s lips.

    the teeshirt kids major ass. i want.

    zoeyjane’s last blog post..All Over The Place

  • merrymishaps


    I had a cupcake for breakfast on my birthday, but I figured it was OK since I was going out to run 9 miles. And it was my birthday so I could!

    Great photos!

    merrymishaps’s last blog post..i did not torture my cats enough this week

  • Aimee Greeblemonkey


    And just think. That little stinker was running around my yard when he could barely walk.

    Aimee Greeblemonkey’s last blog post..Art Sale

  • Leslie Dillinger


    Hilarious. 3of3 continues to delight me.

  • Evi


    Next time I put up pictures, I’m going to make you caption them.

    The streaker with the monkey on her back? Killed me ded.

    Evi’s last blog post..Sex & Lady Mondegreen

  • jed


    Ya know, I am so fucking glad I was born before there was an internet, and blogs, and digital cameras.

    jed’s last blog post..Delta Rain

  • the planet of janet


    lol @ jed. me too!

    on the other hand… i don’t feel like a successful parent unless i have embarrassed AT LEAST one child AT LEAST once a day…

    the planet of janet’s last blog post..Fun Monday: the words to live by edition

  • Kelley


    oooh I lurve your sweet dirty mouth. Not many of us that drop the ‘f’ bomb on our blogs.

    And in a birthday post too. I pink puffy heart you.

    Kelley’s last blog post..I am such a blog whore

  • Jenty


    I love the little streaker! LOL!
    And you guys take your games seriously hey?!

    Jenty’s last blog post..Weekly Winners #12

  • Honeybell


    LMAO – every year I tell my kids they can have whatever they want for their birthday breakfast. I started this with the expectation of making cakes, cookies or something really elaborate for breakfast. The unimaginative little brats. The yearly request from all of them is chocolate chip pancakes.

    Honeybell’s last blog post..Pssst, Don’t Tell PETA

  • Veronica


    We used to get cake for breakfast on our birthdays too.

    Happy Birthday!!!

    And 3of3? Is so freaking adorable.

    Veronica’s last blog post..Weekly Winners/Rant About WordPress Edition

  • Darla


    SImply freaking ADORABLE…

    Darla’s last blog post..From Spiderman to the Green Goblin

  • Tammy


    MAN…you are the coolest mom…birthday cake in the morning. I’m gonna have to start doing that! That’s COOL!

    Tammy’s last blog post..Under a rock for the last 8 years!

  • ohmommy


    Actually… you are fucked.

    Your kids are freaking adorable. The smirk? So necessary.

    ohmommy’s last blog post..Stop the Press!

  • Stephanie


    She’s got her Miss America sash–forgot her swimsuit though.

  • k8


    The smirk? I LOVE IT! He’s a keeper. As is your streaker…

    k8′s last blog post..It’s the Little Things…

  • Kelly


    Seriously, I can’t even come up with anything witty. I’m just laughing too hard. I do think your little streaker needs to get herself a blog, and quick. She’ll rule the blogging universe someday if she is this creative now. Awesome!

    Kelly’s last blog post..Why Four Is My Favorite Number

  • Kathryn


    You just called your kid a fucker. HAHAHA!!! You are hilarious. Love the monkey-clad streaker!

    Kathryn’s last blog post..Lucky Lady

  • Don Mills Diva


    Happy birthday to him! Love the streaker with the monkey on her back!

    Don Mills Diva’s last blog post..She wore a hijab

  • Kay


    I think she has mastered modesty as well. That monkey is very strategically placed. Good girl.
    I love the idea of cake for breakfast. Wait. I do that any day. ;)

    Kay’s last blog post..Whore-ton hears a poo

  • Xbox4NappyRash


    The contrast between shots 1 & 2 and then 4 & 5 is great, very clever.

    Where can I get me a monkey like that?

    Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Mocked by nature

  • Tara R.


    I like that waking the kiddos up for morning birthday cake… both of mine were born at O’dark:30 in the morning. I should get their butts out of bed like they did me. =)

    Tara R.’s last blog post..Shiny stuff and thank yous

  • Audubon Ron


    Cute, happy burtday.

    Audubon Ron’s last blog post..HERLLO WARRIORS

  • Jamie


    Holy Crap that was funny.

    Jamie’s last blog post..The Sanitation Patrol

  • Sarah


    those are awesome!! I did not participate in weekly winners this week but I’m glad I stopped in for yours. made me smile: )

    Sarah’s last blog post..Another Meme

  • Punk Rock Mom


    I hear its tough to get those monkeys of your back! Haha. Just cute and fun picutres this week. And hey who do I have to bribe to get onto your super awesome blogroll?