Why do you have to be a heartbreaker?

28 direct complaints to Mr Lady regarding baby steps

This is what I woke up to this morning.

Posted by Mr Lady on 31 March, 2008 | 28 Complaints | File a Complaint of Your Own
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Complaint Department

28 complaints filed thus far

  • Molly

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 13:50

    We are eagerly awaiting big girl bed too. So far, Ladybug has scaled every piece of furniture in the house EXCEPT her crib!

    Molly’s last blog post..Sexism or Hillaryism?

  • zoeyjane

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 14:20

    i’m with molly. and i’m putting a 10 month time limit on it…okay, more like a year, but still. maybe 3of3 could have a little conversation with isobel, rough her up a bit, if necessary. whatever it takes.

    zoeyjane’s last blog post..Spent, Just Spent.

  • Natalie

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 14:29

    So where did you hide the thing the battery belongs to? Hmmm???

    My son moved directly from his crib to my bed. I have an unused toddler bed that has served many purposes:

    - Cat Bed
    - Stuffed Animal Bed
    - Room decoration in a one bedroom apartment because we need more stuff cluttering it up and why don’t I just get rid of it already because he’s obviously getting too big for it anyway. *deep breath*

    Yup, we’ve managed to put it to good use. I tell you what, that’s the best lookin’ cat bed I’ve ever seen.

    Excuse my tangent. I’m having a bit of a problem with umm, what is it? OH, FOCUS today.

  • Ashley Sanders

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 14:37

    You could still give her a big kid room! lol :) Lorelei still REFUSES to walk…I think she’ll be in her crib for a while. *sigh*

    Ashley Sanders’s last blog post..Well, Flippity Doo Dah

  • the planet of janet

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 15:19

    any day is a good day for a big girl bed.

    and i do have to laugh at 1of3 — what the heck did he think she was gonna do after he GOT HER OUT OF BED??

    sheesh

    the planet of janet’s last blog post..Fun Monday: the words to live by edition

  • Angie

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 15:23

    I have that song “Why do you have to be a heartbreaker” stuck in my head now. I think I will shoot myself. Who sings that 80’s tune anyway?

    KEEP BELIEVING

    Angie’s last blog post..Brian is diagnosed – the rest of the week, Miracle Monday

  • Irene

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 16:19

    My 2 1/2 yo is still in her crib, but I have no intentions of getting her out any time soon. She loves it, she has no idea that getting out of it by herself is an option, so why mess with a good thing? And it keeps her caged in from the moment she goes to bed, until the moment she wakes. I am so afraid the big girl bed will only mean even more complete CHAOS at bedtime. She may be in this bed when she starts Kindergarten. I really don’t care. LOL.

    But I did have to laugh at the Barbies, my daughter also has a bunch of naked ones in her bed as well.

    Irene’s last blog post..Happy Monday!!!

  • LaskiGal

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 16:23

    8 1/2 months? Seriously? I have the convertible crib and I think it’s pretty awesome myself!

    I am cringing at dealing with the milestones. I know I just need to get over it.

    Ha–I have that song in my head, too!

    LaskiGal’s last blog post..I’m Gettin’ the Band Back Together & a Monday Meme!

  • Jen

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 16:39

    ooh! Girly bedding! I have total envy on that one–nothing but monster trucks and spider man on the horizon for me…unless I want my little one’s ass kicked in pre-school…which is what hubs tells me about all of the baby blue and mint green.

    ps–glad to know i am not the only girl with popcorn on her nightstand.

    Jen’s last blog post..Um it just dawned on me…

  • Diane

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 16:50

    Love Wired too. Only thing on my nightstand is a lamp, clock, photos, an occasional book or two and lots of dust. Never seem to get around to dusting the bedroom that often.

    It seems like yesterday she was a baby…

    Diane’s last blog post..Crazy busy

  • MommyTime

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 17:27

    Yep, at about 16 months old Son was crying hard *in his crib*, and it was getting louder and louder, so I went to check on him — and found out that it was getting louder because he was walking down the stairs. Alone. IN THE DARK. Crying. So I put him back in his crib. and… REPEAT.

    So we pulled the crib mattress out and made him sleep on the floor till we could get him a twin bed.

    Daughter, at about the same age: crying, crying, crying, then THUD!!! There aren’t big enough capital letters in the universe to describe the sound. I raced upstairs to find her flat on her back outside the crib, stunned silent, then screaming. She, apparently, is a quick study. She’s never tried to escape again, and she turns two in two weeks.

    I am thinking it probably won’t work as a curfew-keeping-device when she’s 15, but I’m gonna’ stick with that crib as long as I can. I remember what happens when you let them have their own beds, even if you don’t: they REFUSE TO STAY IN THEM at bedtime, and then they wake up and come creeping into yours at all hours of the night. So, you might want to wait on the frilly sheets for a while. That is, if you want to be able to sleep again this year. :)

    Just my two cents…

    MommyTime’s last blog post..It Wasn’t Intended as an Insult. Honest.

  • ohmommy

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 17:32

    I think you have just started the night stand meme. I would LOVE to see everyone’s nighstands. Purses are so yesterday. :)

    ohmommy’s last blog post..Stop the Press!

  • Ree

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 18:33

    Excuse me? RED sheets? I think we know all about your bedroom that we need – with the battery? I think we’re set.

    XX

    Ree’s last blog post..Workin

  • dkaye

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 18:34

    Nick was walking by 8 months, so at 14 months, we transitioned him from his crib to a toddler bed. He slept in it one night. The next day – he refused to go near it. For months! Had to put his crib back in his room again.

    By 2, he was sleeping in the toddler bed. At 3, we bought him a full-sized mattress – and he’s been in it ever since. We planned ahead on that one. The mattress came with a 15-year guarantee. Nick was 3. Add it up – and at 18, time to replace the mattress. Coincidentally, time to kick him out of the nest, too. Convenient, yes?

    dkaye’s last blog post..It Ain

  • Chris

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 18:47

    Ahhh, Skanky Tramp Barbie. She’s the one who hooked up with Playa Ken, right?

    Chris’s last blog post..Three Day Weekends and Cupcakes

  • Betsy Bird

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 19:35

    So people in Canada have access to uncut sheets of American $1 bills? Do you share with your neighbors to the south?

    Betsy Bird’s last blog post..Maybe I Should Do Like That Guy in Memento

  • NukeDad

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 19:53

    I’m supposed to wipe my own butt? When did that start?

    NukeDad’s last blog post..The Epiphany Of A

  • janethesane

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 20:04

    She is lovely. Look at those curls!

    My MIL was all excited today to show me that TLP would kind of crawl if you poked her and moved her knees for her *eyeroll*. I wanted to scream….NOOOOO…she’s a bayyyybeeeeeee!!

    janethesane’s last blog post..CycleBeads – Natural Birth Control

  • daysgoby

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 20:13

    We have one of those converter cribs too – it’s now a very lovely day bed and soon to be grown out of. (Because my daughter? Is part fish and squirms all night.)

    But I know! It can be four different types of furniture! Realistically, I *know* my girl will NOT be going off to college with her crib-as-double-headboard, but isn’t it nice to think it would last that long?

    daysgoby’s last blog post..i was in with blogging royalty

  • Leslie Dillinger

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 21:13

    Skanky Tramp Barbie is my absolute most favorite barbie ever.

  • melissa

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 21:28

    actually, i was doing it on the 5th…i know this because it was the night of my best friends wedding AND it was the last time the ex and i did it!! but…how funny!!!!!!!!!
    xoxo

  • BusyDad

    Monday, 31 March, 2008 at 22:47

    Is it wrong that Wired gets me more excited than Skanky Tramp Barbie?

    BusyDad’s last blog post..Sure, If You Want to Get Technical

  • tiff

    Tuesday, 1 April, 2008 at 2:29

    Lily was almost 9 months when she made it into the big girl bed. She was expert at swinging her leg up and over the cot side and shimmying herself up and over the top.
    All my others were on their way to two.
    *Sigh* all our cots are packed away in the garage now.

    tiff’s last blog post..Angry

  • Miss Ann Thrope

    Tuesday, 1 April, 2008 at 3:48

    Just wait. First thing you know, you’ll blink, and then you’ll be buying her a big girl bed, FOR COLLEGE. And then she’ll be calling you saying her BIG, FAT-ASSED BOYFRIEND broke her bed. And you’re all “What the fuck is he doing in your bed?” Cause, yeah, you’re STUPID like that… And by you, I mean me.

    Miss Ann Thrope’s last blog post..Poll dancin’…

  • CableGirl

    Tuesday, 1 April, 2008 at 4:28

    Hey, Wired kicks ass!

    As for the big girl bed. Congrats. I live in fear of that in this house because my little girl will never sleep again if she’s in a big girl bed and not caged in her crib. lol

    CableGirl’s last blog post..This post is no joke – Go Green, part 1

  • Robina

    Tuesday, 1 April, 2008 at 5:53

    Not sure who I’ve gone through to find you, but I LOVE you! (Okay, your writting and wittiness, cause let’s be honest, I don’t know you from Adam!)

    My third child, a girl, was also getting out of her crib by by 8 months. Freaked me out cause I woke up one night KNOWING someone was looking at me. I thought one of the boys got her out. I put her back in her bed, and by the time I was settled back in MY bed, she was standing there again. I never had toddler beds either. But my first child? He wouldn’t climb out, he would just stand there and SCREAM at the top of his lungs until I got him out.

    Robina’s last blog post..Happy Freaking Monday!

  • Kay

    Tuesday, 1 April, 2008 at 12:20

    Ayden is totally in a big boy bed since 19 months old when his pesky brother just had to be born and kick him outta his crib (which makes into a toddler bed which is also useless when you have 2 that close together).
    So we bought a toddler bed and another mattress.
    Because we have midgets and apparently they will fit in them until they are 25. :)

    Kay’s last blog post..Nobody’s Fool

  • NukeDad

    Wednesday, 2 April, 2008 at 22:12

    Tell your daughter to get rid of Skanky Barbie and get Divorce Barbi: she comes with all of Ken’s stuff….I’ll be here all week…

    NukeDad’s last blog post..The Hippity-Hop And The Hill Of Regret

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