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christy
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 10:09The magical moment when 33-year-old, unmarried Jesus decides he is AT LEAST bisexual…..
Kim
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 10:14Question: “What would Jesus do?”
Answer: Cop a feel of Barbies boob.
(she was totally asking for it)
Kim’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday- How Big is Aaron?
Carmi
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 10:45Barbie finds religion.
It’s Heathen Barbie
Jesus was always into dolls
Carmi’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – Power to the people
Maria
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 10:45LMFAO @ Christy’s comment!!!
I can’t breathe!
Maria’s last blog post..Untitled.
Ashley Sanders
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 10:48Lol, hilarious…
Ashley Sanders’s last blog post..the Stairmaster – Not So Wordless Wednesday
Xbox4NappyRash
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 11:03In tonight’s episode of “Biblical what not to wear”
“So what you’re saying is, shorter robe, and lose the beard?”
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Should I be worried…
BusyDad
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 11:03If I’m going down for all y’alls sins, I’m at least entitled to one of my own. Hey baby, got some water? I show you a trick.
BusyDad’s last blog post..W8Loss Wednesday – Into the Fray I Go
Marge
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 11:08Jesus had an evil twin.
What Wouldn’t Jesus Do?!
Now we know the truth about Mary Magdalene.
“Me? Hell no. Who told you I was a virgin?!”
Jesus demonstrates: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
NEW! Jesus action figures – by Mattel. Crucifix sold separately. Batteries not included. Not intended for children under 4, sandals may cause choking hazard.
“Yeah, I’m working on a deal with Aquafina. We’re calling the new product Aquavino.’
Marge’s last blog post..If I Had Seven Arms
Tammy
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 11:13LMAO at Busy Dad’s response!
Tammy’s last blog post..The day is good if the sun is shinning!
MommyTime
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 11:16Jesus, Mary (Magdalen), and Joseph!
I’ve got nothing wittier than the ones others suggested. But I do have a few observations: first, Barbie looks like she belongs in an Abs of Steel (or Biceps of Steel) video in that pose. Second, Jesus #1 definitely appears to be paying her for something in that second photo. Perhaps this is an outtake from an infomercial? Or maybe this is what happens when the Home Shopping Network gets purchased by a religious organization but doesn’t want to lose the spokesmodels that make all the sales?
MommyTime’s last blog post..I’m Talking about “You”
Jenty
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 11:19Hee hee! I love watching kids play! Especially with action men etc
Jenty’s last blog post..Photohunt: Glass
Darla
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 11:32I am busting up. I have, unfortunatly, got nothing.
Darla’s last blog post..I TOLD YOU SO!!
sizzle
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 11:47Jesus: Behold, I say, I would tap that ass.
sizzle’s last blog post..Something’s Got to Give
Katherine
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 12:02Oh my god, I snorted my coffee. Why, I ask, WHY do you have Jesus action figures? And not one, but TWO?
It’s like what Ned Flander’s kids would play with.
jenn
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 12:07two Jesus’ conversing:
Jesus A: “No! You ask her!”
Jesus B: “No, I’m not going to ask her… she is wayyyy hott…you just do it.”
Jesus A: “Come on man, don’t be such a pussy!
Jesus B: “Alright! alright!”
Turns to face hottie with a body!!
Jesus B: “Hey are you that HOTT bloggin’ Mommy we heard of from Whiskey In My Sippy Cup?”
Hottie With a Body: “Back off Dude!!”
jenn’s last blog post..Okay!!
jenn
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 12:09you kind of just freaked me out… I just posted this comment above and you replied within SECONDS to it… wow you are good… like heavenly or something!!
lol!! xoxox’s Jenn
jenn’s last blog post..Okay!!
zoeyjane
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 12:40jesus: so moses, have you met my cousin’s cousin, barbie?
moses: no, i have not. barbie, how art thou?
barbie: oh, i’m just super! how are you fellas?
jesus: (whispers) get me a cup of water. seriously dude, you wanna see this trick.
moses hands cup of water unto the Lord.
*abracadabra*
barbie: woah! that was like totally, cool! hey! is that wine? i LOVE wine!
moses: *looking sideways* jesus, you have blessed me with this sight of the cousin of your cousin and her ability to part the legs.
*barbie passes out as things get a little more biblical*
zoeyjane’s last blog post..Playing catch up
the planet of janet
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 13:00“hey boys, you wanna get stoned?”
or:
moses: hey, jess, you wanna watch me part the red sea?
ok, i know i’m totally going to hell (wait — jews don’t believe in hell… crap. i know i’m going SOMEWHERE bad for these)
the planet of janet’s last blog post..In which I suffer from emotional incontinence
Mindi
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 13:25Hey Barbie! Wanna see God tonight? When we’re done, we can confess our sin to the other Jesus-dude right there.
Ok – I’m going to step back from the computer now so that when lightning strikes me, the computer will be fine….
Mindi’s last blog post..Am I too rough on people?
April
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 13:53I bet Ken can’t levitate you the way I can!
April’s last blog post..McFlicted – Are There Happy Meals in our Future?
Angie
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 14:12I have no captions my concsience will allow, but where in the WORLD does one get Jesus/Moses/Peter/Paul/Jacob dolls to play with???
KEEP BELIEVING
Angie’s last blog post..Results – April 9, 2008
ohmommy
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 15:41LMAO so hard I can not think. Where in the world does one get their hands on Jesus dolls? Seriously, do tell. I would love for Jesus to interact with Darth Vader at our house. :)
ohmommy’s last blog post..the CLASSY awards
andy
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 16:49“Hi, I’m Barbie, this is my brother Jesus, and this is my other brother Jesus.”
And if I have to explain it, it will be even less funny than it is now.
andy’s last blog post..American Idol, Live Recap, April 8, 2008: The Final 8
Tara R.
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 17:29Oh, I better not… I don’t want lightening to strike my computer. Love how Barbie is ever so slightly lifting herself off the floor… can’t go there… =)
Tara R.’s last blog post..Listen to your child’s fears
Stacey @Real World Mom
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 18:54LOL! Love it!! Happy WW!
The Salty Mooch
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 18:56I always knew that Barbie was a tease (keeping it clean here!)! Happy WW!
LaskiGal
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 18:57Good Jesus, Baaaad Jesus, and the Temptress . . .
Hmmm . . .
Maybe if I forward it to our priest he’ll have some ideas for a caption. He is a witty guy. A good idea, right?
LaskiGal’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Mommy and Me
Sue
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 19:41I’m laughing too hard to think of a caption.
Sue’s last blog post..Names Have Been Changed to Protect the Not-So-Innocent
Lisa
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 20:19Are there seriously 2 Jesus dolls & a Barbie in that picture?!? Too, too funny!
Lisa’s last blog post..Our Family Portrait
Leslie Dillinger
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 20:30Hilarious.
Secret Agent Mama
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 20:31Busy Dad wins!!!
Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Project 365 (230abc/365)
hubs
Wednesday, 9 April, 2008 at 23:07wwjbd?
Bonnie
Thursday, 10 April, 2008 at 6:58Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself
Jana
Thursday, 10 April, 2008 at 7:54Jesus is holding hands with a dude? Whoa. I’m guessing that is NOT what the toy-manufacturers had in mind!!!!
Flanders would scream like a girl at the sight of this. *laughing to self*
Jana’s last blog post..Pit Stops On The Road Of Life
B
Thursday, 10 April, 2008 at 10:26Um…”Jesus finds a Prostitute”? I mean, that did actually happen a few times, right?
at wal-mart (evil place) one day i saw a half ripped open “David” doll (from the Jesus action figure series) placed back on the shelf. the package had a half ripped off gift tag on it. apparently the recipient hadn’t had as much fun with their biblical hero doll. i mean, it’s a shame because you could act out scenes like these! :)
B’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Darth Potty
Ricardo
Thursday, 10 April, 2008 at 12:05Barbi you must change your fast and free ways and turn to meeee!!!
Ricardo’s last blog post..Are Women More Combative than Men?
TRACI
Thursday, 10 April, 2008 at 16:49“And THEN John the Baptist said ‘No! I belong on the dashboard!’”
OH MY GOSH, I am totally cracking myself up and rolling around on the floor. I am fucking hysterical.
TRACI’s last blog post..Digging Around In The Nightstand
Chris
Saturday, 12 April, 2008 at 18:12Ken looks much different. Either that or it’s the Holy Trinity – Jesus, Jesus’ twin brother Frank, and Barbie.
Chris’s last blog post..The Weeklies #31
Tootsie Farklepants
Sunday, 13 April, 2008 at 23:10I’m a $3000 a night hooker. And I already told you it’s CASH! Not frankincense and myrrh! JESUS CHRIST!
Tootsie Farklepants’s last blog post..She’s Totally My Daughter
saltgirl
Sunday, 13 April, 2008 at 23:16Christy and Busy Dad, definitely! 12 years of Catholic school and I can’t even come up with something good. Haven’t laughed this hard in months!
saltgirl’s last blog post..Husband for sale, cheap
LunaNik
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 10:07How ’bout this:
‘Conquering the Hole-y Land’
LunaNik’s last blog post..Sunday Steals and Deals