I feel a little dirty | Whiskey in My Sippy Cup : Surviving Parenting. Kinda.

I have a confession to make.

I have been cheating on all of you. About a month ago, I met someone else. Her name is Kelby. We instantly fell in love. Kelby asked me out, and I accepted, and now, about once a week, I wash out my potty mouth and put on my Responsible Outfit and my hot shoes and I go hang out with her.

Last week, without you knowing it, I shared with you one of our exchanges. And you know what? None of you threw rocks at me, no one mentioned the fact that I went one whole post without dropping an F-Bomb. In light of that, I have decided to come clean.

I am blogging somewhere else. Somewhere called Type A Mom. Somewhere where I use my real (first) name and actually attempt, however pathetically, to offer advice. About pre-teens. Yes, that means No Springing the Poop on You. No pictures of my kid in black face. No baby talk at all.

Turns out, writing a mommy blog without talking about toddlers is hard.

I am trying anyway, and, well, um, no one is reading it. It’s a fairly new site. We are on Alltop, though, and if you haven’t checked out Alltop yet, you really should. It’s Guy Kawasaki’s new project, highlighting the best of the best of the blogs (and mine, pity link) and Guy has Excellent Taste in blogs. If you want it, it’s there. Check it, yo.

Anyway, maybe you wouldn’t mind popping in occasionally and telling me to shut the hell up or threaten to call Child Services on me or something? You can find me in the Pre-Teens section. I’ll be waitin’….

Maria

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 11:32

I refuse to support alltop. I’m jealous.

So I’m boycotting until I’m there too.

Hmph.

Maria’s last blog post..Untitled? Again?

Kori

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 12:08

Well, would it be okay if I just came right and called you a blog whore? I think I better just stay where I am because I have a following of, like, four readers, and can’t handle the rejection of going elsewhere and having no one read me there, either. but I will sure check YOU out! :)

Kori’s last blog post..Flashback Friday-The Cat Called Bob

SherE1

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 12:15

Hey, there’s nothing wrong with spreading the love. Advice about pre-teens, you say? I think I will be visiting you there A LOT.

April

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 12:33

I’ll check it out, but I think I’ll prefer you dirty :)

April’s last blog post..Flashback Friday – Strange Encounters

Ashley Sanders

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 12:44

Dirty is where the fun is at. Right? No? What? I’ll head over there…but all I can do is smirk with a “my kid is perfect” look on my face…because she doesn’t talk yet.

Ashley Sanders’s last blog post..Favorite Stuff: at one year

Kim

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 13:06

Dirty mouth? Damn orbitz commerical is stuck in my head now.

Congrats on the AllTop..:)

Kim’s last blog post..The Number Ghost

Momo Fali

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 13:08

Anything for you!

Momo Fali’s last blog post..Ah…Good Times, Good Times

christy

Preteen advice? Sure, like you’re fucking mature enough to give it!

(OK, quick…..I’m actually 12 and wrote that. How do you fix me?)

Congrats! You’ll be great. You’re smart, sweet, cute…..don’t ever change! Bff’s 4-ever!

(Ok, how do you fix the schmaltzy shit….)

zoeyjane

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 14:37

once a cheater, always a cheater, mr lady. what next? a regular post on the bad mommy blog?

(oh wait, nevermind…i’ll shut up, now)

zoeyjane’s last blog post..Further Fodder

Judith Shakespeare

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 16:00

Well, you know how I feel about a good ‘F’ bomb… sigh. But this is a test, right? To see whether or not I love you for more than just your hot potty mouth?

Fine. I’d rather have you clean than not have you at all… :)

Judith Shakespeare’s last blog post..On Vibrators & Coat Hangers (A Tale of Tragedy and Innovation)

Karen MEG (pomtini)

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 16:27

Well good for you … does pre-teen start at like, 8, cause somedays it sure as hell feels like it does.
I think I’ll be popping by both places, blogho notwithstanding ;)

Karen MEG (pomtini)’s last blog post..Fashion Friday: 42 going on 13

BusyDad

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 16:29

I don’t mind you straying as long as I can get in on some of that action too.

BusyDad’s last blog post..The Return of Iron Chef Fury: Kitchen Stadium Showdown

Jeremy Neal

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 17:55

Read your article about B-day parties over Type-A. I give it an A+! Keep posting here too!

Jeremy Neal’s last blog post..I Don’t Know How I Survived Growing Up in GA

Ree

Friday, 11 April, 2008 at 19:11

Damn. I thought you loved me.

Of course I’ll follow you wherever, so I’ve just subscribed to Type-A Moms. And if you ever need a TEEN substitute, let me know. Because if I can’t be a real whore, I can be a blog whore.

Ree’s last blog post..Haiku Friday – Flowers!