Apr 20 2008

Classified

Direct complaints to Mr Lady in regards to It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses an Eye

Wanted: Straight up martini, preferably Vodka with 3 olives, for candlelight tapas in hidden-away bars with leather coaches and live jazz. Sophisticated conversation, socio-political revolution and sneers at those fruity martini drinkers all included.


You Are a Chocolate Martini


You’re an elegant drunk, who only likes the best bars and the most expensive drinks.A bit of a cheapskate, you’re likely to mooch ten dollar drinks off both friends and strangers. You should never: Drink and dash. You’re gonna get caught leaving someone with the tab!Your ideal party: A posh celebrity party you crash, with an open bar.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Classic Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Blueberry Martini personality

What Flavor Martini Are You?

I honestly cannot say I have ever read a more accurate description of myself. Thanks, MommyTime, for the link. Of course we had the same result.

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Comments close after 5 days. Because Spam sucks. 21 Comments to “Classified”

  1. # Alisonon 20 Apr 2008 at

    I got blueberry martini…I freaking hate blueberry!
    I’m much more of an extra dirty grey goose martini with three olives….mmmmmm I could go for one now…..yummmmmm……

    Alison’s last blog post..The Moments to Come

  2. # Aprilon 20 Apr 2008 at

    I’m a Classic. We’re soulmates!

    April’s last blog post..Blogging Through It

  3. # Eve Greyon 20 Apr 2008 at

    I’m an orange martini, yummy.

    Eve Grey’s last blog post..And I know, baby, just how you feel

  4. # BusyDadon 20 Apr 2008 at

    One guess as to what I am. Yup.

    BusyDad’s last blog post..W8 Loss Wednesday #2 - The Fury Diet

  5. # Lisaon 20 Apr 2008 at

    Loved this!

    I’m an Orange Martini–that sounds kinda gross ;)

    Lisa’s last blog post..A True Beanie Baby Missionary

  6. # MommyTimeon 20 Apr 2008 at

    Wait — is BusyDad Chocolate or Classic? Either way, we’re forming a little team here, huh?! Hilarious. Apparently I need to move to the west coast. If only there were a job for me out there…

    MommyTime’s last blog post..If You Were a Martini

  7. # zoeyjaneon 20 Apr 2008 at

    me? chocolate, too. was positive i’d be a dirty martini, but sigh.

    doesn’t matter anyways, since i won’t be drinking a martini for at least 14 more months.

    zoeyjane’s last blog post..Dear Rootbeer

  8. # Reeon 20 Apr 2008 at

    Um, another chocolate girl here. Gee, how did I know we’d score the same?

    Ree’s last blog post..I Can

  9. # Mindion 20 Apr 2008 at

    I’m a Classic (which is the only kind I like to drink anyway). You’re my soulmate…although with our mutual love of Wawa, could we be anything else?

    Mindi’s last blog post..And I didn’t even have to cheat to get this answer!!

  10. # molly_gon 20 Apr 2008 at

    Classic. : )

    molly_g’s last blog post..Booger Question

  11. # Sueon 20 Apr 2008 at

    Evidently we are soul mates because I am a classic martini! Thanks for the fun quiz!

    Sue’s last blog post..Eggs

  12. # Jeremy (Discovering Dad)on 20 Apr 2008 at

    It said I was a Blueberry Martini and that Chocolate Martini was my rival drinker. Ready to throw down some sippy cup shooters?

    Jeremy (Discovering Dad)’s last blog post..Spotlight on Dads - Jason Roth

  13. # Leslie Dillingeron 20 Apr 2008 at

    Chocolate. Which is weird because I totally like shady dive bars.

  14. # Korion 21 Apr 2008 at

    We are drinking rivals. Does htis mean we can’t be friends anymore? Hm, I thought this was ironic given the fact that I haven’t had a drink in over 8 years-but I still knew all my right answers!

    Kori’s last blog post..Flashback Friday-Second Grade

  15. # LunaNikon 21 Apr 2008 at

    I’m a Blueberry Martini
    (Ummm…BLEH…who ever heard of such a thing??)

    You are a eclectic drink - liking to change drinks and venues often. —YEP…ME

    You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail…ME, AGAIN

    You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country…HEH, I KNOW, DON’T ASK ME HOW

    Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party…YEP

    Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality…UM, OK

    Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality…AW SHIT, IT’S ON LADY ;)

    LunaNik’s last blog post..Sunday Steals and Deals

  16. # Ashley Sanderson 21 Apr 2008 at

    These types of quizzes crack me up :)

    Ashley Sanders’s last blog post..2008 Organization

  17. # christyon 21 Apr 2008 at

    Classic.

    Shaking, not stirring……

    christy’s last blog post..“I feel the earth–move–under my feet….”

  18. # Carrieon 21 Apr 2008 at

    I got Blueberry too — and that is something I would NEVER order.

    I would, however, order a pomegranate mojito - or 6! Those are yummy!

    Fun, though! :)

    Carrie’s last blog post..These Are Days

  19. # Jamieon 21 Apr 2008 at

    Okay whatever the f*ck a Blueberry Martini is, is what I got. And apparently, according to the BLOG GOD, you are my chocolate martini-rival.

    Whatever.

    Let’s go have a margarita together.

    Jamie’s last blog post..Calgon Take Me Away

  20. # Ricardoon 21 Apr 2008 at

    Those are damn good. I may have one this weekend now that I saw this. Hell, I’d have one now if I had the ingredients.

    Ricardo’s last blog post..Passover and Out

  21. # Joeon 23 Apr 2008 at

    How did I get Margarita Martini? Apparently, Classic Martinis are my rival somehow?

    I am ready for Thursday r u? I have a video ready to go, nothing flashy but I should get extra points for being a dad braider…at least thats what I hope.