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21 direct complaints to Mr Lady regarding It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses an Eye

Wanted: Straight up martini, preferably Vodka with 3 olives, for candlelight tapas in hidden-away bars with leather coaches and live jazz. Sophisticated conversation, socio-political revolution and sneers at those fruity martini drinkers all included.

You Are a Chocolate Martini

You’re an elegant drunk, who only likes the best bars and the most expensive drinks.A bit of a cheapskate, you’re likely to mooch ten dollar drinks off both friends and strangers. You should never: Drink and dash. You’re gonna get caught leaving someone with the tab!Your ideal party: A posh celebrity party you crash, with an open bar.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Classic Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Blueberry Martini personality

What Flavor Martini Are You?

I honestly cannot say I have ever read a more accurate description of myself. Thanks, MommyTime, for the link. Of course we had the same result.

Posted by Mr Lady on 20 April, 2008 | 21 Complaints | File a Complaint of Your Own

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21 complaints filed thus far

Alison
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 7:58

I got blueberry martini…I freaking hate blueberry!
I’m much more of an extra dirty grey goose martini with three olives….mmmmmm I could go for one now…..yummmmmm……

Alison’s last blog post..The Moments to Come
April
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 8:19

I’m a Classic. We’re soulmates!

April’s last blog post..Blogging Through It
Eve Grey
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 8:24

I’m an orange martini, yummy.

Eve Grey’s last blog post..And I know, baby, just how you feel
BusyDad
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 8:31

One guess as to what I am. Yup.

BusyDad’s last blog post..W8 Loss Wednesday #2 – The Fury Diet
Lisa
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 8:58

Loved this!

I’m an Orange Martini–that sounds kinda gross ;)

Lisa’s last blog post..A True Beanie Baby Missionary
MommyTime
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 9:36

Wait — is BusyDad Chocolate or Classic? Either way, we’re forming a little team here, huh?! Hilarious. Apparently I need to move to the west coast. If only there were a job for me out there…

MommyTime’s last blog post..If You Were a Martini
zoeyjane
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 12:26

me? chocolate, too. was positive i’d be a dirty martini, but sigh.

doesn’t matter anyways, since i won’t be drinking a martini for at least 14 more months.

zoeyjane’s last blog post..Dear Rootbeer
Ree
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 12:28

Um, another chocolate girl here. Gee, how did I know we’d score the same?

Ree’s last blog post..I Can
Mindi
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 13:20

I’m a Classic (which is the only kind I like to drink anyway). You’re my soulmate…although with our mutual love of Wawa, could we be anything else?

Mindi’s last blog post..And I didn’t even have to cheat to get this answer!!
molly_g
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 18:15

Classic. : )

molly_g’s last blog post..Booger Question
Sue
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 18:33

Evidently we are soul mates because I am a classic martini! Thanks for the fun quiz!

Sue’s last blog post..Eggs
Jeremy (Discovering Dad)
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 20:41

It said I was a Blueberry Martini and that Chocolate Martini was my rival drinker. Ready to throw down some sippy cup shooters?

Jeremy (Discovering Dad)’s last blog post..Spotlight on Dads – Jason Roth
Leslie Dillinger
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 20:48

Chocolate. Which is weird because I totally like shady dive bars.
Kori
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 7:33

We are drinking rivals. Does htis mean we can’t be friends anymore? Hm, I thought this was ironic given the fact that I haven’t had a drink in over 8 years-but I still knew all my right answers!

Kori’s last blog post..Flashback Friday-Second Grade
LunaNik
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 9:53

I’m a Blueberry Martini
(Ummm…BLEH…who ever heard of such a thing??)

You are a eclectic drink – liking to change drinks and venues often. —YEP…ME

You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail…ME, AGAIN

You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country…HEH, I KNOW, DON’T ASK ME HOW

Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party…YEP

Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality…UM, OK

Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality…AW SHIT, IT’S ON LADY ;)

LunaNik’s last blog post..Sunday Steals and Deals
Ashley Sanders
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 10:23

These types of quizzes crack me up :)

Ashley Sanders’s last blog post..2008 Organization
christy
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 16:16

Classic.

Shaking, not stirring……

christy’s last blog post..“I feel the earth–move–under my feet….”
Carrie
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 16:29

I got Blueberry too — and that is something I would NEVER order.

I would, however, order a pomegranate mojito – or 6! Those are yummy!

Fun, though! :)

Carrie’s last blog post..These Are Days
Jamie
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 19:45

Okay whatever the f*ck a Blueberry Martini is, is what I got. And apparently, according to the BLOG GOD, you are my chocolate martini-rival.

Whatever.

Let’s go have a margarita together.

Jamie’s last blog post..Calgon Take Me Away
Ricardo
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 23:58

Those are damn good. I may have one this weekend now that I saw this. Hell, I’d have one now if I had the ingredients.

Ricardo’s last blog post..Passover and Out
Joe
Wednesday, 23 April, 2008 at 7:23

How did I get Margarita Martini? Apparently, Classic Martinis are my rival somehow?

I am ready for Thursday r u? I have a video ready to go, nothing flashy but I should get extra points for being a dad braider…at least thats what I hope.