This week in development: My kid has taken a cognitive leap this week.
Someone's mother three times over. Someone's wife, just once so far. Canadian reject, Texas transplant.My first name is Shannon, but you can call me Mr Lady. If you're nasty.
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MomBabe
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 8:47Aww, you’re little baby’s growing up! sniff. sniff.
MomBabe’s last blog post..Philosophy
Karen C.
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 9:20LOL…I posted about my kids outgrowing their clothes in a second today, too!! It’s crazy, isn’t it?? Where am I supposed to get money for 3 whole new wardrobes every month????
Karen C.’s last blog post..That I Would Be Good
Natalie
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 9:28I totally hear you on the lavender, I’m not fond of it to begin with.
Carly got sent home. So we have Dreadlocks boy, Miss Unicorn Farts, Sayesha (sp?), David C and David A left in the competition.
And seriously? Does your uterus really *itch*? that would drive me insane! Mine just gets all achy and stuff, not itchy.
MommyTime
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 9:28You could just do what I do: buy clothes 2 sizes too big for the 4 year old and 1 size too big for the 2 year old. It takes way longer for them to grow out of things that way. Of course, you have to be willing to do a lot of pants cuff rolling and sleeve push upping, and there are always some things that this doesn’t really work well for. But it’s great for standard t shirts of the long- and short-sleeve variety, and works well for cargo pants and jeans too.
Also, I know I’m completely uncool and lame and out of it, and whatever, but I really just don’t get the Twitter thing. What’s so great about it exactly? I know, I know, I sound like someone’s granny, “Eh, I just don’t see what’s so great about this new-fangled technology. Back in MY day, we WALKED to each other’s houses to have a chat, and if our friends weren’t home, we were GLAD for the exercise. -harrumph-”
MommyTime’s last blog post..Ask Alice the Accountant
BusyDad
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 9:36McDonalds is crack. It’s better than crack. Because it comes with fries.
It’s our household’s diet killer. When the wife eats fruit for dinner to be good, she lasts 3 hours and them makes me go on a McDonald’s run at 10:30pm. We’d have been better off just eating a big plate of Carbonara at 6.
BusyDad’s last blog post..W8 Loss Wednesday #3 – Runnin’ with BD
CableGirl
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 10:11I make CableDad sit out in the back yard at the patio table to eat McDs. I can’t handle it. The smell will linger in the house for AGES otherwise and I have NO willpower for the fries. lol
and, yeah, Sayid is one hot mofo. ain’t no doubt. lol
CableGirl’s last blog post..FlashBack Friday – Nine Inch Nails
christy
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 10:24When I go through the drive-thru at McDonald’s and order anything different, they say, “That’s not your usual!”. And I’ve forgotten my money a couple of times, and they let me have the food because, “we know you’ll be back”.
Yeah. It doesn’t get much worse than that.
christy’s last blog post..“My head felt just like a balloon….”
Sue
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 10:44Oh I agree with you on the coffeemate. It totally SUCKS to see a pot of coffee and have no coffeemate!
Sue’s last blog post..Boob Redux and The Decade About to Die
k8
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 11:23When I ovulate, it’s a 20 minute doubled over in pain, gasping, sweating, can’t talk, clenching my teeth sort of affair. If I ever want to get pregnant, I don’t think there will be a problem with doing it at the right time.
k8′s last blog post..It’s Snowing Again
Maria
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 11:49I don’t get ‘censored’. I need the uncut version…
Maria’s last blog post..White is Alright?
Maggie's Mind
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 12:17That was awesome. I so very much agree on the Coffeemate issue, especially once they graduated from the vanilla and got into the whole Coconut Cream thing. I buy in big bulk bottles fearing it will go away like some of the “limited editions,” which oughtta be illegal.
Maggie’s Mind’s last blog post..Day of Silence
zoeyjane
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 12:41thank you. now i need a big xtra. also, i will spend the next 12 hours considering what the blanks could be for censored. see if i post a cumulation of answers tonight, to get you back for my future mcdonalds visit.
zoeyjane’s last blog post..Decisions Made. Eyebrows Raised.
Ashley
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 13:45Awwww…such a cute baby…AWWWWW. Man, keep that stuff away from me, it makes me want to start trying again…
Ashley’s last blog post..The funniest thing?
sizzle
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 13:54I hate to admit it but…I think Twitter might own me too.
David
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 14:56Well executed. Really good funny stuff. I love your blog regardless, but this post was well done. The writing style is what makes this sooooo good
Thanks for this
David’s last blog post..Baby Steps To Recovery
ourcrookedtree
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 15:00ditto on the coffeemate!
ourcrookedtree’s last blog post..I Give Up
the planet of janet
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 16:26the problem with cute kids is they grow up. somehow that behavior isn’t quite so cute when they have beer bellies and hair growing out of their faces.
ok, that just sounded WRONG. obviously there wasn’t enough coffee in my cup of coffeemate.
the planet of janet’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: the “EEEK — MY DAUGHTER IS A HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADER” edition
Kelley
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 18:46Twitter has me by the short and curlies too. I loves me some crazy arsed Tweets.
Not so much the ‘I need to go poo’ or ‘eating dinner’ or somesuch.
And you can use profanity on Twitter and it doesn’t go all lame and ‘you sure you wanna do that?’ like my stupid email program.
Send me your twitter details so I can stalk you there too…
Kelley’s last blog post..Lovin
BGreen
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 19:10yes, coffee must have coffeemate and yes, twitter has sucked me in & holds me like Patrick Swayzey held Baby in Dirty Dancing, spinning, twirling, throwing me here and there just to draw me in close again… what an adventure, & it’s just getting started!
if so inclined, follow me @bgreen
oh, the PTA doesn’t appreciate good help anyhow ;~)
mn
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 21:00it’s late. i just got done with a stupid forsaken sales associate job that i got myself into even though i have a journalism degree. bc i so enjoy smelling perfumed lotions at five o’clock in the evening.
epiphany: stick to journalism. selling sucks.
non-epiphany: i can’t figure out the censored comment. is that pathetic?
'cuz I'm the mommy, that's why
Friday, 25 April, 2008 at 22:20If I don’t have my french vanilla coffemate I’d rather have tea. Yeah, it’s that important.
Mwah!
‘cuz I’m the mommy, that’s why’s last blog post..Friday in my Garden
cyndy
Saturday, 26 April, 2008 at 6:35What a beautiful baby that Auntie & Dunkie have! Congrats to them.
I’m trying to imagine what Uterus Itching feels like.
cyndy’s last blog post..I try to take one day at a time………
Piper of Love
Saturday, 26 April, 2008 at 23:03I’m so LOLing about the Coffeemate, I’m the same way!
And you own twitter babe, you own it big time!
Piper of Love’s last blog post..The Nuts Story
Aimee Greeblemonkey
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 9:28sounds like a fun week.
Aimee Greeblemonkey’s last blog post..Denver Bloggers Meetup
Joe
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 10:17As I have no ‘uterus’ I have no sympathy. ;) LOL
conversemomma
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 17:35Your niece is really lovely. I’m really happy for you and your whole family. I know how long the wait was. Enjoy that little miracle.
Ricardo
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 21:47But can one really enjoy coffeemate to it’s fullest potential just on it’s own?
Ricardo’s last blog post..Giving the Gift of Boob
amy
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 19:36The only thing hotter is when Jack is playing with a gun ;-)
amy’s last blog post..W(h)ine
Marge
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 20:17Oh sure, years ago you turned all red and threatened me if I ever said “vagina” in your presence again, but you, you get to talk about your itchy baby maker? Not. Fair.
Marge’s last blog post..That’s Just Great