Today’s usual fare was scrapped in anticipation of something much much more embarrassing cooler. In fact, yesterday’s post was almost scrapped for it, too. Alas, an emergency work golf has stood in the way of my self-deprecation progress.
Apparently, this is the post of strikethroughs. Bygones.
Maria
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 0:01*lmao*
Wow. That’s um…something else. If I did coke I’d probably have it in one of those handy Rosary dispensers like the evil step sister in Cruel Intentions. Or pop top thingie like Tony Montana.
Maria’s last blog post..It’s Britney Bitch.
Huckdoll
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 0:22Wow, between this post, our 4/20 post and the post I just did about Ecstasy, we have successfully made Vancouver out to be the new drug capital of the world.
Gangtsas in Vancouver? I had no clue :)
Huckdoll’s last blog post..This is your Brain. This is your Brain on Drugs. Any Questions?
Xbox4NappyRash
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 2:08There was a favourite old haunt of mine in Amsterdam that installed high powered fans in the bathrooms. Any coke being exposed there was immediately blown to the 4 winds.
The central train station in Rotterdam has installed special lighting (UV?) in their bathrooms which make it impossible to identify a vein, so shooting up is hopeless.
Dude, drugs are EVERYWHERE and then some.
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Ovulation Observations
Veronica
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 2:28You’d think that they would carry something to wipe the toilet roll holder over.
I mean, do they really want to contaminate their (expensive) coke with possible shit particles?
Veronica’s last blog post..A Winner! And Amy Blames The Cat
Kelley
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 2:42methinks standing at the door and asking ‘1’s or 2’s ?’ and handing out paper accordingly would negate the need for the toilet paper dispensers.
Our local HOSPITAL has the UV lighting in the toilets so people can’t shoot up. Boo lost his every loving mind when he had to go to the loo. He was not impressed that he was blue.
Kelley’s last blog post..Wandering down the street minding my own business
Shannon
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 5:56Wow, I had no idea either. Also, the UV light thing that other commenters have talked about? Wow. *If* you are a puritan (which I doubt), I’m right there with you!
Shannon’s last blog post..if you?re looking for me, i’ll be making out with april
Sue
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 6:24Puritans rule.
I just received a lesson on drug use from reading your post and your comments.
I think I’ll just keep my head in the sand.
Sue’s last blog post..Friends….
MommyTime
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 6:46I’m pretty sure that the reason you were so under-educated about drug culture is that you frequent lego bars constructed by six-year-olds. Note to self: those are not the real world.
If I knew anything at all about Photoshop (or even had the program), I would totally put your face onto this image: http://www.buzzardblog.com/buzzard_blog/images/2007/12/19/puritan.jpg or this one: http://www.halloweenscene.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/49728%20puritan%20bonnet.jpg
And then you could have a new avatar to alternate with Crazy Club Hopping Mr. Lego Leia Lady. Or maybe you could just get Fury to put a Puritan bonnet on that one.
MommyTime’s last blog post..What Happens When Bloggers Don’t Have Their Computers
traci
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 7:56seriously-you and Huck coordinate all your post?
That’s pretty funny that The Donor and Assis. do that. Like, hysterical.
traci’s last blog post..Punks.
Latte Mommy
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 8:18Love it, love it, love it!
Apparently I’m more naive than I thought… the olive oil trick is a new one for me. But I love that it worked. And I love even more than some idiot was so ticked that he complained! Come on!
Latte Mommy’s last blog post..Ethical Mommy Blogging?
Karen
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 8:31Count me in the ancient and puritan. DAMN I had NO idea. Also, count me in on the EEWWWW that they would use ANYTHING in a public restroom for such an activity.
That is all.
Karen’s last blog post..Thought for Today…
Melisa
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 9:07And moms think that fecal matter was all we had to worry about when our toddlers felt like licking the toilet paper dispenser thingie…
*I’m also a Puritan.
Melisa’s last blog post..What’s Next, Joep: “J” Magazine?
April
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 9:30And I thought Judy Garland was creative for sewing her pills into her hotel drapes! Now if that reference doesn’t prove how out of touch I am, nothing will.
April’s last blog post..Flashback Friday – Vacation!
zoeyjane
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 9:41remind me to bring some wax paper the next time i wanna do blow in the donor’s something. :P
zoeyjane’s last blog post..Groan and Tweeze.
Jenty
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 11:16I’ve never heard of the olive oil thing, but I think that’s quite clever!
I want to hear the poop story now :)
Jenty’s last blog post..Green Thumb Sunday – Strelitzia Reginae
ourcrookedtree
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 11:29don’t tease us with other story topics! give up the poop and tea!
ourcrookedtree’s last blog post..I Give Up
Natalie
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 13:08People will do it anywhere. I once had it offered to me at work (offered – not accepted, is the key word here).
I am not even kidding.
And I’m totally giggling about the olive oil trick, too. That’s great, but couldn’t they just lick it up if they were desperate?
Natalie’s last blog post..Flirt
Ree
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 14:16I don’t get it. I guess coke is still around, but I thought it went out in the ’80s. (BTW, I fell asleep the ONE time I tried a teeny tiny little bit of it, so I figured it wasn’t worth the crappe-load of $)
Ree’s last blog post..Holy Bandwidth Issues Batman!
Diane
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 16:12That was enlightening in a weird way. It’s going to make me think twice about what I touch in public restrooms. I know nothing about drugs. I never tried anything nor did I understand the need to even think about it.
Diane’s last blog post..New House
Momo Fali
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 16:19Well, I heard that money has coke all over it. I guess from people rolling bills up to snort the stuff. Don’t let her lick anything inside your wallet either!
Momo Fali’s last blog post..We Were Going To Call Him Stumpy
so grateful to be mormon
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 17:42had absolutely no idea what you were talking about! but funny to find out it worked! :)
so now because of blogging, i now know what “muffin tops” and “the olive oil trick” mean! i am getting quite an education here in the blogosphere! he he. :) kathleen
so grateful to be mormon’s last blog post..service served me, too
Tricia
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 17:55I am sitting here thinking, “What?! Don’t these people know what kind of germs are on there?” But I guess when you are loading cocaine into your nostrils, you probably are the kind of person to get concerned with that kind of thing. Then I kind of wondered if perhaps, like chlorine, cocaine killed germs.
And on another note, I am wondering where I can go try this trick.
Tricia’s last blog post..Why didn’t I think of it sooner?
Kim
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 17:57I have never even seen coke. Well other than the can.. duh me. But at least now I can sound cool when someone mentions the olive oil thingy.
Kim’s last blog post..Mom – I Love You
melissa
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 18:53that olive oil thing…so cool!! i think i’m going to start doing that, just for the hell of it…putting olive oil on the toilet paper thingys, not the cocaine thing. wouldn’t touch the stuff…i would rather spend my money on clothes!!
NukeDad
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 20:10The teenage kids used to steal the aerators (screen looking thingy that screws in where the water comes out) off of our faucets for their homemade bongs. The result was a large blast of water that inevitably splashed the grumpiest guest of the night. Strangely, they always dined during my shift. Tell the Donor to patent the olive oil trick, that is cash money.
NukeDad’s last blog post..Does This Hat Make My Brain Look Big?
Ashley
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 21:23wow, that’s so crazy…
Ashley’s last blog post..Baby’s room – check!
Ricardo
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 21:42They can and WILL do it anywhere. I have been to bars where I heard plenty of snorting going on in the bathrooms. I have also been to parties where it was all out on the tables. Some people thought I was a cop and wanted me to snort to prove I was not. LOL! I was able to talk my way out of it thankfully and with my anxiety a single snort would land me in the emergency room or orbiting Jupiter.
Ricardo’s last blog post..Giving the Gift of Boob
BusyDad
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 22:06Wow Mr. Lady, there’s a whole hell of a lot of non-coke doin mofos who read your site! What’s up with that??
(ok, including me… I was never cool enough to do drugs. Luckily, in retrospect.)
BusyDad’s last blog post..Is This Thing Mine? *TOOOT* *TOOOOT*
Jenni
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 22:21Add me to the completely clueless side. But hubby’s done enough for us all. Like all of us in America.
Jenni’s last blog post..Because I’m Bored
the planet of janet
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 23:36seriously? this happens? and the solution is olive oil?
excuse me while i crawl back into MY bubble now…
the planet of janet’s last blog post..Fun Monday: the let’s take a walk edition
Maggie's Mind
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 1:03I’ve been educated. Thank you. (Really? Olive Oil? And that many do that in a public bathroom? Ick.)
Maggie’s Mind’s last blog post..Weekly Winners Sunday 4/27/08
conversemomma
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 5:46Sometimes I am just so happy to be a dork!
christy
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 7:12I love those kinds of smart boundaries and psychological tricks to get people to comply instead of browbeating.
Like smart prison design, etc.
And the hubris of the gansta guy? Jesus. The sense of entitlement.
I’m pretty liberal, drug-wise, although I never did any coke, but it does have a seedy side that I find appalling.
christy’s last blog post..Somewhere over the rainbow
Robina
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 8:17How freaking disgusting are some people! YUK!
Robina’s last blog post..Tidbits of thoughts
Jennifer
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 8:44Ew. I don’t know what is more disgusting. The coke, or snorting off anything in a public restroom. And yet I still feel more enlightened somehow. Guess you learn something new everyday
Jennifer’s last blog post..Firearms ?Ooh? and ?Ahh?
Audubon Ron
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 8:50I deep tongued a tab of acid with a flight attendant once. Does that count?
Audubon Ron’s last blog post..Rosewood Three
terri
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 9:24Wow… I’m totally naieve about these things and just learned a boatload of drug dos and don’ts from you!
terri’s last blog post..Back in the Day
Crunchy Carpets
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 13:29lol..even when I was hanging with coke users and in and out of clubs and stuff..I was usually OBLIVIOUS to it all.
Sigh.
the fact that the guy COMPLAINED cracks me up
Crunchy Carpets’s last blog post..Things I Have Learned (in the last few days)
Marge
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 20:31Don’t you just love when you return from the bathroom and your food is already on the table?
Marge’s last blog post..That’s Just Great
Marge
Monday, 28 April, 2008 at 20:35sorry about the really crappy paraphrase.
CORRECTION
“Don’t you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?”
I said God Damn! God Damn…
Marge’s last blog post..That’s Just Great
J
Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 9:07Tom Welling? YUMM!
People cut coke on toilets? Seriously? Ewwww.
J’s last blog post..Because it’s dress up time?
hubs
Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 15:33who is reading this blog now? ;)
hubs’s last blog post..Massive Asshole
Tootsie Farklepants
Wednesday, 30 April, 2008 at 14:17And here I thought cocaine was so 1980’s. I might start licking toilet paper cover dispenser thingies.
Tootsie Farklepants’s last blog post..Aside from Home it’s Where I Spend the Most Time
B
Wednesday, 30 April, 2008 at 20:49mmm…YUMMY.
a little fecal debris with your line, maybe?
B’s last blog post..Diggin’ for dinos