The post in which you realize that I am not as hot as you think I am

Also, that I look really bad in fluorescent light.
No memes today, kids. Today, I ask you to join me in Bathroom Stadium. Me V Joeprah. Push play; you knows you wants to…..

Complaint Department

  • Maria


    You’re damn right it’s UnAmerican.

    Marvelous braids.

  • J


    You’re NOT hot????????!?!!?

    Damn. I would like to see what hot looks like then, because I think you are gorgeous.

    J’s last blog post..Because it’s dress up time?

  • Nissa


    Yay, boobies! Oh, and your braids kick ass, too.

    Nissa’s last blog post..Handy Hubby

  • Punk Rock Mom


    Dude, you totally schooled him! No contest. Your 2 french braids cannot even compare with his silly little one ponytail braid. Pfft. And I am Mexican and that totally makes me a braid expert. Totally. And Dude you are totally the hotness. And is lotion in the hair a white person thing?

  • Ali


    you rawk!

    my baby girl has the SAME conjoined toes!! and by same i mean the same particular toes. Cuteness!! :)

    Ali’s last blog post..Daily Recipe – Old Fashioned Chocolate Birthday Cake with Mom’s Special Fluffy Chocolate Frosting

  • hubs


    you win:

    1 because french braids make the difference.
    2 you’re prettier
    3 lynard skynard

  • Ali


    I’m glad you are enjoying the recipes!

    I obsess over food way to much. Please come back and let me know if you make any recipes and like em. Cause if you make any and you hate them, I really don’t want to know. :)

    Ali’s last blog post..featured sh*t!

  • Jamie


    Okay 67 freakin’ comments? You better be buying some new ponytail holders with ALL the ad sense money.

    Well done.

    Thanks for not cutting off the song. Yeah, I watched. ALL. OF. IT.

    Lotion in the hair? You didn’t flinch. I’m neurotic because I couldn’t handle it over here. The braids, yeah they’re good, but NOT FLINCHING at a kid POURING lotion in her hair. You’re a veteran.

    Jamie’s last blog post..Cheri’s Call to Action

  • LaskiGal


    The commentary was perfect. So were the braids. You win. DUH.

    LaskiGal’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Goodbye My Love . . .

  • she


    i.love.this.blog. you crack me up!!

    today is the 1st addition of “ask she” weds at my blog. be sure to stop by and participate, pretty please!

  • janethesane


    Lol…I only made it through the first few minutes because of bandwidth issues. So far it looks more about boobs than braids :) I’ll try it again tomorrow for all the goodness.

    janethesane’s last blog post..Ladies that Lunch

  • Ricardo


    The camera loves you both.

    Ricardo’s last blog post..Giving the Gift of Boob

  • Leslie Dillinger


    Oh My God. I needed specifically that, specifically tonight (I’m behind, I know.) Thank you, thank you, thank you. Brilliant. (Oh, and I actually posted this week. Finally. FYI.)

  • Jenna


    Hey! I love your blog! Although, I’m not sure what all goes on over here since my internet filter goes crazy as soon as I get here. But, what I saw looks fun! LOVED the video, and love that you’re cool with gummies and lotion in the hair, and your own being wet on camera. Very cool. You are awesome!

    Jenna’s last blog post..Wacky, Wild Seven Meme

  • Sue


    Dude, I laughed through the whole video! I love all that editing stuff. Someone has got to teach me how to do that! French braids beat pony tail braids every time. Plus you laced yours with candy and lotion. You ROCK!

    Sue’s last blog post..Yes, Married

  • LunaNik


    I betcha your darling little girl talks all damn day, but when it comes to saving you from an uncomfortable silence in front of the camera…she’s got nothin’.

    HA! Classic. Love it.

    How ’bout an instructional video on how to wash Vaseline out of a kids hair. It would be way useful to some of us. Just sayin’…

    LunaNik’s last blog post..Silent, but Deadly

  • Miss Anne Derstood


    Dear Mr. Lady:

    I love you.

    Really.

    Please marry me.

    Miss Anne Derstood’s last blog post..de ja… BEEN there….

  • Marie


    hahaha! Wonderful! You are both cute AND unflappable! And your daughter is pretty darn cute, too. Love your titles through the vid. I came over from Five Star Friday and will definitely come back.