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14 direct complaints to Mr Lady regarding Maintanance

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Posted by Mr Lady on 29 April, 2008 | 14 Complaints | File a Complaint of Your Own
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Complaint Department

14 complaints filed thus far

  • Audubon Ron

    Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 9:58

    You wrote: “I think once we get past that original physical pull, start brushing our teeth in front of each other and kick out a kid or two, we just get sloppy. The relief that we, as women, feel, when we can finally take those awful stilettos off and get in our Crocs, trumps all reason. I think it’s the same for guys. You can stop sucking in the gut and fart whenever you want. You’ve got that magic piece of paper that says she’ll love you anyway.”

    Ho, ho, not a day. It’s been seven years and yesterday was the first day my wife barged in on me and saw me sitting on the toilet. She said, “Oh, I’m sorry, are you taking another one of those Neanderthal dumps?” I said, “No honey, I’m peeing.” She replied with eyes rolled to the the corners, “You what? I’m sorry, you what? You’re peeing? Sitting down? You pee sitting down.” I said, “Yeah honey, only at home. In the boys room I got a reputation to maintain. I stand up.”

    It’s been seven years. I would argue that is not entirely the case.

  • Audubon Ron

    Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 9:59

    Forgot to add website. See above.

    Audubon Ron’s last blog post..Rosewood Three

  • Kim

    Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 11:31

    okay I had something witty to say and then I saw a comment that said in 7 years his wife never saw him pee.

    ba ha ahahahah.. I think I saw my hubby pee on our third date.

    Kim’s last blog post..Pity Party is Over – Super Hero Saved the Day

  • Kori

    Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 12:16

    I got nothing here, just wanted to pop in and say hi becuase I was gone and I missed you! And I am hurt and sad that he didn’t want to spotlight me and my opinion on the panel, LOL.

    Kori’s last blog post..Tuesday: Post Vacation

  • the planet of janet

    Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 13:15

    what kim said….

    the planet of janet’s last blog post..How I met my honey … Well, actually, more like how we got engaged

  • Jeremy (Discovering Dad)

    Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 13:26

    I think on the third date I might have peed on my wife, but….it’s hard to say, we partied a lot back then :-)

    Kori – you should definitely come and share your thoughts!

    Jeremy (Discovering Dad)’s last blog post..What Moms Really Think About Physical Appearances

  • Jeremy (Discovering Dad)

    Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 13:27

    BTW – Mr Lady rocks, and she totally kicked Joeprah’s ass on the braid-off! (Joe is still my boy, but he got schooled!)

    Jeremy (Discovering Dad)’s last blog post..What Moms Really Think About Physical Appearances

  • daysgoby

    Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 14:10

    Great column – have added it to my reader.

    (MUST ask – how did you get all the lotion out of Baby’s hair?)

    You express yourself well – ‘specially for one whose been suffering with the brain-sucking.

    ;)

    daysgoby’s last blog post..up the road

  • Chris

    Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 18:24

    Oh yeah, fine, get all famous and abandon us.

    Chris’s last blog post..As A Parent

  • Velvet Verbosity

    Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 19:35

    You go girl. Woot woot!

    Velvet Verbosity’s last blog post..Ledbetter vs. Goodyear – Resources and Join the Campaign

  • Sara

    Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 21:26

    I loved watching your videos, especially the braiding of the hair. too cute!

    Sara’s last blog post..Good Lunch

  • Kelley

    Wednesday, 30 April, 2008 at 1:14

    Why do you keep sending me away? Always to other blogs… you getting paid for this in whiskey or what? *snort*

    Kelley’s last blog post..You just lost the game.

  • Momo Fali

    Wednesday, 30 April, 2008 at 7:58

    I’m loving this series!

    Momo Fali’s last blog post..I Won’t Be Flicking My Bic For An Encore

  • Maria

    Wednesday, 30 April, 2008 at 10:12

    Nobody ever invites me to do anything. Booo that!

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