A Squadron of Conflicting Rebellions

aka: They grow up so fast.

aka: I just may be incredibly fucked.

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Complaint Department

  • BusyDad


    Yup. She’s got pretty much all the bases covered.

    BusyDad’s last blog post..Little Pimpin, Vol. 1

  • Mindi


    why do I find it impossible to imagine you wearing black lipstick? Where did she get it? (and if you do wear it, I think you must post pictures right now!)

    Mindi’s last blog post..Of whores and furry-ness

  • Jen-The Mom


    Sweet! Is that eye-black for sports?

    Jen-The Mom’s last blog post..Premiere Night Fabulousness

  • Steve


    heh heh heh…. that’s great. Reminds me of home. My middle child loves skulls and wants a skull/crossbones tattoo – she keeps pestering us for one but paints her nails pastel colors and to look fashionable with her black skull bandannas. Oh did I mention she’s 9?

    Steve’s last blog post..Window into my soul?

  • ohmommy


    aka: start researching all girls boarding school on an island only accessible by boat.

    ohmommy’s last blog post..Confessions of a Bookaholic

  • Xbox4NappyRash


    The lipstick is her dad’s!

    Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Guys n’ dolls n’ dollars

  • Kori


    I LOVE the lipstick! In fact, I am pretty sure I still have somewhre, from back in the day…

    Kori’s last blog post..Flashback Friday-The Daughter’s Accident

  • Marge


    Oh but she is momma’s little girl. This is an omen. Wait’ll she can write her own little haiku’s and borrow your booby shirts. :P

  • Natalie


    That lipstick is just leftover from the year you dressed up as a vampire for Halloween, right?

    RIGHT?

  • April


    Somehow it seems appropriate to share that my oldest gal is actually getting hair “down there.” Talk about fucking scary!!

    April’s last blog post..Weekend Wrap-Up

  • zoeyjane


    I like the emo look to go with the craw impression.
    now, for 3of3s bday, i’ll totally know what to get her. an all black outfit.

    zoeyjane’s last blog post..Step One and Two are in Effect (and Three)

  • the planet of janet


    *snort* love the look. excuse me while i search for a convent to send my daughter to.

    the planet of janet’s last blog post..Fun Monday: the “Look, Ma! I made it myself!” edition

  • Maria


    *lololol*

    Maria’s last blog post..‘Dance, Dance’: Sordid Tales of Debauchery

  • Momo Fali


    You are SO in for it.

    Momo Fali’s last blog post..I Wish Her Energy Was Contagious

  • soge shirts


    Lock her up like Rapunzel then she will have the princess thing going for her and stay out of trouble. Jk

    soge shirts’s last blog post..Star Wars vs Star Trek

  • MommyTime


    It’s an excellent look; perhaps she can start performing in music videos for the rockin’ children’s music scene?

    MommyTime’s last blog post..Chocolate, Shoes, and Fantasy Men…Who Cares What the Movie Was About?

  • Tara R.


    What, no black nail polish to match?

    Tara R.’s last blog post..Next time, I stay in bed?

  • Latte Mommy


    You know that when she’s a teenager, that’s exactly the makeup and the expression she’ll be wearing as she holds her hand out for money before she goes out the door for the night with her friends.

    You’re hooped.

    Latte Mommy’s last blog post..You’re Such a Numnah!

  • Ashley


    I loved that last line. :)

    Ashley’s last blog post..I AM.

  • Veronica


    I have visions of what she is going to be like as a teenager.

    Veronica’s last blog post..My Tasmania

  • Jenty


    LMAO! Just wait til she’s a teenager :)

    Jenty’s last blog post..Got a lens!

  • calicobebop


    Wait. Since when is the Robert Smith look out? I’ve been rocking that since 1987!

    She’s adorble – love the triple princess pjs.

    calicobebop’s last blog post..Muffin is awesome.

  • Audubon Ron


    How did you get such an adorable kid? Yes -you. As mean and as rotten as you are to be so blessed. Got to be a miracle.

    Audubon Ron’s last blog post..I.Am.NOT.Religious!

  • Secret Agent Mama


    Dude! She’s rockin’ the EMO!

    Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Who Are These Silly Monkeys and Why Are They Eating All the Bananas?

  • Aimee Greeblemonkey


    Goth chicks rule.

    Aimee Greeblemonkey’s last blog post..5 Year Old Humor

  • Nola


    At least the lipstick is on her lips and not your walls.

    Nola’s last blog post..Mariner’s

  • hubs


    Rebel Yell!

  • melissa


    the lipstick is TOTALLY put on the way robert smith would wear it…sigh…i used to love him!! saw the cure in concert, a bazillion times!!
    anyway…great picture!
    where are you? you don’t write, you don’t call…don’t you love me anymore?
    xoxo

  • Alison


    so pretty……..
    add in the smeared black eyeliner and you’re all set!

    Alison’s last blog post..Wait….I just did what?!?