When the Cat's Away

39 direct complaints to Mr Lady regarding Totally Inappropriate Haiku

When the cat’s away

the mouse will do laundry, wash

dishes and rent porn scrub walls.

Posted by Mr Lady on 29 July, 2008 | 39 Complaints | File a Complaint of Your Own
Tagged with: housekeeping is for suckas, when the husband travels for work

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39 complaints filed thus far

the planet of janet
Tuesday, 29 July, 2008 at 23:14

*snort* you go girl!

the planet of janets last blog post..That’s one small step for man, one giant year for Janetkind
Loralee
Tuesday, 29 July, 2008 at 23:16

I know I have been away from home WAY too long when I am looking forward to an evening alone with the spin cycle and some dirty underwear.

Wait…That didn’t come out so well.

Sigh.

Loralees last blog post..Sideblog: EARTHQUAKE
Latte Mommy
Tuesday, 29 July, 2008 at 23:29

And that’s why they call you MILF.

Latte Mommys last blog post..Universal Declaration of Women’s Rights
Natalie
Tuesday, 29 July, 2008 at 23:35

So scrubbing walls is a metaphor for renting p0rn?

You have a great time with all of that “laundry” and those “walls” :P
ms picket to you
Tuesday, 29 July, 2008 at 23:56

nothing like some porn to cure one’s dishpan hands.

ms picket to yous last blog post..Black Hockey Jesus is Soooo Jealous
Angie
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 0:18

Are you the cat or the mouse?

KEEP BELIEVING

Angies last blog post..Once there was a little boy….
rachel
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 0:18

sounds like fun too me :-)

rachels last blog post..Of Flying Dragons and Stinky Chips
ali
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 0:28

i’m alone all of next week…we should have planned this better!

alis last blog post..this week i will…
Dan Leone
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 0:29

I think I could find something to entertain myself if I were all alone. Pretty much the same thing I do when I am not alone.

Have fun, MouseLady!
Maria
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 0:32

Rent? PUHLEEZE. Redtube, youporn, xtube. Free, free and yes, free.

Marias last blog post..Daddy Don’t Want Me.
Kat
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 0:36

damn…whaddya do when the mouse comes back?

Kats last blog post..Facebook Anonymous
Gift Baskets
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 1:00

Sounds like our weekends too, you got to do what you got to do! Hopefully you can have fun sometimes.
A Whole Lot of Nothing
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 1:02

Damn housework. Never f’ing ends.

A Whole Lot of Nothings last blog post..It’s Time for BLOGGY GIVEAWAYS!
ohmommy
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 1:06

I like to scrub walls. Every chance I get. ;)

ohmommys last blog post..The Confessions of a "Stage Mother"
Zoeyjane
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 1:21

Are you mocking me?!

Um, does this mean that you won’t be coming on the weekend and when I try to be sad and pout about it, instead I’ll just picture you in a french maid costume? Cuz I want to know if I should bring a change of panties to the park, and all.

Zoeyjanes last blog post..The story of how I got a free laptop.
BusyDad
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 2:10

Ain’t nothing like a good swiffer and a cigarette.

BusyDads last blog post..Always Late
Diane
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 2:13

Ugh huh. I have two baskets of clothes to fold from my recent trip home and it’s still sitting in my living room. I’m painting Harley’s room instead and ironing. What fun…
Alison
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 2:36

I live alone, and I can’t even come up with a good enough excuse to rent porn. I feel morally obligated to buy it and hide it at the top of the closet.

Alisons last blog post..This one girl I know.
The Donor
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 2:45

Honey, you don’t have to rent, you know where it is…..
The Old Broad
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 3:20

I only have one thing to say to you…. http://www.89.com/movies
Okie… so I’ve had a Happy 4 Hours… What the Hell?!?! So WTF?
califmom
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 4:08

Pure poetry.

califmoms last blog post..My BFF Is Blogging
Miss
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 5:00

Cooking and cleaning can always be flipped into some kind of foreplay. Even if its foreplay with yourself.

And I heart Maria for knowing where all the free sites are too.

Misss last blog post..Shift
VDog
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 5:11

go on wit yo bad self, gurl.

VDogs last blog post..My Child, He Breaks My Heart
Tammy
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 11:49

Why would you rent porn when you can get it for free on youporn.com.

I bow my head in shame…..

Tammys last blog post..7 MORE things about me and another awesome award…
tenakim
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 11:51

holy cow- you’re readers have all the good porn hookups!

Don’t forget the chocolate!

tenakims last blog post..My 100th Post- Part Deux
Deb
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 11:53

How about some wine to go along with everything?

Debs last blog post..I can’t believe you want to see it.
Gnilleps
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 14:07

First time for everything?

See what you need is a dog to get your dishes done (Member the rag and water joke?) and I find that if you just put the kids in the dirty clothes and send them out to play in the sprinklers, you too can live a life of lesure.
Secret Agent Mama
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 14:39

MARIA’S OFF THE CHAIN, YO! Redtube and Youporn are the way to go. Just’sayin!

Secret Agent Mamas last blog post..Wordless Wednesday
Vic @ Glowstars
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 15:19

And I thought you and your readers were so sweet and innocent…

Vic @ Glowstarss last blog post..Shoes
anne nahm
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 15:20

Creating an alibi, I see.
matt
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 16:04

I generated this formula so you could calculate your blogging dominance.

Post = 14 words (strikethoughs omitted)

Comments = 27 (mine omitted)

Total blog coolness quotient: 1.93 comments per word

Teach me what you know, dammit.
Gypsy
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 16:25

I scrubbed walls last night. They were dirty, dirty walls.
lildb
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 16:40

i see someone needs a good dose of bible time.

*ahem*
Audubon Ron
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 16:42

While the cats’ away, I was trashing talking you.

Are you going to spank me now? I’ve been a bad boy? You promised!

Audubon Rons last blog post..Animal Menagerie
ourcrookedtree
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 20:35

So that’s what the kids are calling it these days ☺
just beth
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 21:44

ha. i love porn. don’t tell anyone.

xo

b.

just beths last blog post..Not even one single mention of poop!
Jennifer
Wednesday, 30 July, 2008 at 23:17

I wanna come over!

Jennifers last blog post..Means to an end
krissy
Thursday, 31 July, 2008 at 3:04

RENT PORN!
My personal favorite pastime!

krissys last blog post..To answer your question:
April
Saturday, 2 August, 2008 at 23:42

I wonder how many visitors you’ll get looking for something else when they search “rent porn”? My kids will be gone most of next week. Is it wrong that all I want to do is revel in the silence?

Aprils last blog post..At Last, My Internet is Up Again!!