Which Do You Want First?

The good news: We just now walked in the door from what started out as a birthday party for a friend’s toddler at 1pm and turned into the most awesome rockstar day out in downtown Vancouver, like, ever.

The bad news: “Just now” just so happens to be 1:16 in the morning.

The good news: I took a shitton of pictures today on our little outing.

The bad news: The camera I brought today, though quite lovely and all, is so freaking antiquated that my shiny new laptop is all, “Pshaw, I am so totally too good for that software.” And the guy with the shitastic laptop who can use the software? Is currently in another country.

The bad news: We returned home, ridiculously excited for ice cream, to find that the freezer has been set to Off for an indefinite amount of days.

The good news: The Kraft cheese slices that one of us put in there were totally not frozen.

The bad news: Each one of the four of us had to, at some point in the evening, get really comfortable with the idea of peeing in a Fatburger cup in front of half a million people.

The good news: Only one of us missed.

Complaint Department

  • tiff


    Too funny.
    I needed a good chuckle, thanks.

    tiffs last blog post..Weekly Winners – Winter weekend edition.

  • Veronica


    Well hey, I am sure that the good totally outweighed the bad.

    Veronicas last blog post..And then.

  • CarolynOnline


    The peeing in the cup thing I can get my head around but why would a freezer turn itself off?

    CarolynOnlines last blog post..Guest Post #5

  • Melisa


    I didn’t see any good or bad news about the moods your kids were in by the end of that day. Did they make it home? :)

    Sounds like a (mostly) fun day!

  • daysgoby


    Not much ickier than early-morning freezer off-age.

    daysgobys last blog post..we all love to dance

  • cory at agoodhusband.net


    Vancouver BC? I love that town so much. I lived there 99 – 01. What a great place. Good parties too, I hear.

    cory at agoodhusband.nets last blog post..Ask A Good Husband a Question Round 2

  • Zoeyjane


    I’m not sure if I’m allowed to laugh at any misfortune there, or not. But why the heck didn’t you just come to my house to pee? Or any of the portapotties they set up at the beach? I’m so happy you guys came and Isobel is ALL OVER the purse, yo.

    Zoeyjanes last blog post..You’ll just have to wait.

  • maggie, dammit


    If we had Fatburger in Wisconsin I’d totally pee in their cups with you.

    maggie, dammits last blog post..Happy 11th Anniversary, Darlin’

  • Natalie


    Bwahaha at the fatburger cup. So, you are going to post pictures when The Donor comes back, right?

  • Assertagirl


    Ahh. Vancouver. Too far for me to drive over.

  • A Whole Lot of Hooch


    You silly Vancouverans and your peeing in cups.

    A Whole Lot of Hoochs last blog post..Weekly Winners 7.27 – 8.2

  • Huckdoll


    Wow….I’m impressed and jealous that you guys stayed. Did 3of3 love it?

    Huckdolls last blog post..Woke Up And…

  • anne nahm


    Sounds awesome! Except the fatburger part. But overall, awesome!

    anne nahms last blog post..Walking Advert for Birth Control Right Here

  • Jill


    I haven’t heard of too many First Birthday parties turning into ragers… that’s quite an impressive feat! (As is peeing in a cup…)

    Jills last blog post..Sunday Funnies

  • April


    The bad news keeps me from being too insanely jealous!

    Aprils last blog post..At Last, My Internet is Up Again!!

  • Jenty


    Hee hee, sounds like a great day!

    Jentys last blog post..Weekly Winners 2 Aug

  • BusyDad


    You have Fatburger there? I love Fatburger. That and In ‘n Out Burger are the only burger cups good enough for my pee. I’m craving a Kingburger with a fried egg right now.

    BusyDads last blog post..That Blogger Convention… No Not THAT One!

  • Carrie


    Going to have to cross the border for some FatBurger, seeing as how the closest one to Washington is in Arizona!!!!! Pa-leeeeze.

    Also, it’s good to over-do it sometimes to remind yourself why you don’t do that each and every night, even though it was fabulous!

  • insana mama


    Sweet that only one of you missed the cup. I can pee in a fatburger with my eyes closed

    insana mamas last blog post..You know you are a mom when…

  • Fawn


    Hee hee hee! Now I feel like pulling out my old Russian Folk Tales books. I don’t really get why you need software to get your pics off your camera, though. Get a card reader and you’ll never need to worry about software again. Love ‘em!

    Fawns last blog post..Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs

  • Kim


    I am dying over here.. hahaha.. i can’t wait to see the pics.. glad you guys had a great time.. I think I am starting to surface from under my rock.. miss you. xoxo

    Kims last blog post..Weekly Winners

  • rachel


    How fun. I’m glad y’all had such a good time, pee cup, off freezer and all :-)

    rachels last blog post..Shades of a Memory

  • Leslie Dillinger


    Man, sounds like fun! Remember last week, when I was actually there on Saturday?? I miss Vancouver, Man!

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  • the planet of janet


    sounds like fun. and yeah … the good totally outweighed the bad.

    although the peeing in the cup thing? that could have pushed things the other way.

    the planet of janets last blog post..Evidently, I thought we needed a status check

  • Jaina


    Sounds like a great time! Except maybe the peeing in a Fatburger cup…but hey, gotta do what you gotta do, right?

    Jainas last blog post..Miracle Monday: Subtle Ways

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