Comments on: My Car Has Crabs

By: Gross Stuff Found in Cars

Gross Stuff Found in Cars — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:44:14 +0000

[...] and I asked for gross car stories last week. I expected rotten milk stories. I expected spilled drink stories. I figured [...]

By: Jared

Jared — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:31:57 +0000

I know this is not the grossest, but is has to be close to the stank-assed-ness. Apparently a milkshake was spilled about a year ago in my wife’s car. It was cleaned up but not completely. The smell has been horrid all summer long and we have not been able to find the source of the stinch. We have cleaned the car out, vacuumed, shampooed the carpets…and it still reeks.

I finally found the culprit today. A small amount of milkshake was trapped in a small metal divot under the seat…complete with mold and other living organisms.

I hope to god the odor doesn’t come back or we might have to load the car up with air fresheners and trade it in real fast. :D

Jareds last blog post..An Ass Kickin’ Saturday

By: Lorna

Lorna — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:33:05 +0000

I’m off to my own blog to post in full about all the car grossness I have encountered while raising three children. Just as a tease though I will say this, cheeseburger, snail, and rat. Check my blog for the full story.

By: Zak

Zak — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:16:52 +0000

A few weeks ago, I noticed that when I got into my SUV (especially after being parked all day in the hot sun) that it smelled like dog shit. And then it started to smell like homeless person vomit/rotten dog shit. I investigated and realized I had left a poop diaper in the very back of my car after changing my son in the mall parking lot. I didn’t want to throw it out because it was one of his (expensive) cloth diapers and I decided I would man up and wash it. I opened it up to dump the poop in the toilet and gagged because of the aforementioned smell, but also because the poop had turned black and was growing green fur.

It was seriously the most disgusting thing ever.

And I threw that goddamn $18 dollar cloth diaper away.

By: Tootsie Farklepants

Tootsie Farklepants — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:05:36 +0000

Who can top crabs?!? I think the worst thing I ever found was an expired baby bottle of milk. Twas the nasty. Tootsie Farklepantss last blog post..The Message is NOT in the Details. It's on the Car, Dude.