Aug 22 2008
The Last Post About the Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash, I Swear (with my fingers crossed behind my back)
In 6 short days, I will hop on an airplane, fly over the Rocky Mountains, and land in my homesweethome. I will hop in a cab at Denver International Airport, haul ass downtown, curl my hair in the bathroom of a wine bar, slip on some fishnets and throw the best party the world has ever known, or ever will know.
Or something like that. I swear I’m bringing a toothbrush.
Anyways, The Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash 5000, Donkeys Over Denver, is August 28th at 7:30 pm at the bar I worked at for, like, FOUR years, Trios Enoteca. There will be food. There will be booze. A lot of that will be free. F-R-E-E.
You can thank Lijit.com, You2Gov.com, and my personal soft spot, Cre8Buzz.com for getting me drunk and probably knocked up providing all those amazing bloggers with a few break-the-ice drinks and some snacks.
Please, if you do nothing else today, click through to those links. You can totally turn your girl scout pin if you do. They are SAVING MY ASS, yo. I love them all more than chocolate.
If you’re feeling really crazy, you can throw our little animated gif (thank you RWTY Sam, Will @GamingWith Baby, Ender @RedMonkey, Ryzun13, Matt @RedSparks, Justin Rummel and BusyDad for helping and/or offering to help me with that) (my friends ROCK, yo) on your sidebar.
Here’s the code:
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(Add a bracket on the beginning and end of that, okay?)
If you happen to be in Denver next Thursday, pleasepleaseplease come by, grab a beer, and say hi. I am missing the birthday party of the dead sexiest man I’ve ever met in my whole life to throw this party; I will need distraction. *wink*
And yeah, let’s take the White House back, shall we? GO BLUE.
Comments close after 5 days. Because Spam sucks. 28 Comments to “The Last Post About the Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash, I Swear (with my fingers crossed behind my back)”
Do I need to find you a good bail bondsman in Denver before you leave?
Audubon Rons last blog post..Our Town
Dammit! Another party I am not invited to.
Off to drink myself into a stupor. Like I need a reason.
(have a wonderful time babe)
Kelleys last blog post..Karma is a bitch.
Rocky Mountain high………………..Laaaaady. I will be on vacation that day….but I will be recovering from Wednesday night. Drink a kamikaze for me. Peace, Mike.
I really really wish I stayed in the US, I’d love to meet up with all you!
Enjoy your trip :)
Wish I could be in Denver with you to toast your Obama fo’ yo mamma campaign.
CarolynOnlines last blog post..Mom! I need a hammer.
God I WISH I could go! I can’t imagine the fun you guys will have, and I swear, I would even kiss girls, too! ;-)
Robinas last blog post..At least I’m not dead!
GO BLUE!!
No chance that I could cross the Mighty Mississippi River and not go straight to my in-laws house. Since I’m avoiding that like the plague I won’t be heading to Denver to party. Have something fruity for me!
I’ll toast in your direction from DC, and cheer in January when everyone is here celebrating victory!
RobMonroes last blog post..Sometimes it IS Easy Being Green
You go girl! Hope you have a wild, kickass time.
Tara R.s last blog post..It’s for you…
If I could only figure out how to sneak across the U.S. for the evening…
Go Blue!
I have never in my life been sooooo frustrated with living in the Midwest. All the best shit happens in another time zone. (And if it IS in my time zone, it’s on the East Coast.) *sobs*
I hope you have lots of drunken fun. I’ll be waiting to see your mugshot.
AmyMs last blog post..Surprise!
Going to post the avatar now. Then, we’re heading off to soak and do nothing at the Glenwood Springs Pool. Still no VP announcement. Ugh….
One Moms Opinions last blog post..Democratic National Convention
Fishnets? Rawwwrrrr….
rosaliciouss last blog post..Picture in my mind.
I totally wish I lived in Colorado. Dammit.
I wish I were going to be there, as I am pretty sure I am going to miss THE bast party of the year, but I totally trust you to come back all inspired and political and full of blog fodder for weeks.
Koris last blog post..The Fat Cop is in Trouble!
Do you know how badly I wish I could go to Denver??? Not only for the donkeys, but because I sooo totally want to meet you!
(did that sound weird? A little? But you’re cool and I’m not. It could be like Muriel’s Wedding. I could pretend that I don’t know you are waaay cooler than me.)
P.S. Don’t stop blogging about it.
Natalies last blog post..lessons from the mirror
I wish! Have fun, I put the thingy on my site, so all three of my (relatives) readers will check it out.
oh, p.s. YAY free!!
xo
b.
just beths last blog post..Fuck Off Friday!
Okay, Marge and I are working out a plan to make it, with or without the boys.
As for packing, Colorado is more Keen than Croc these days. Just thought you should know.
And good luck trying to get a cab. You’d be better off taking the RTD, or trying to bribe a friend.
You are being featured on Five Star Friday:
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schmutzies last blog post..50×365 #334: Cheli
Wait a minute…blue? Hmmmmm…I’m gonna have to go back a read through some of the archives. Could’ve sworn you bled red.
Anyhoo, I can’t believe that many people tried to help you with the frikkin animated gif. I feel like the little Victorian kid thats like 6 names down on the debutante’s dance card.
Have fun in CO, I’m always jealous of a good party…but know that tomorrow night……you will miss….Poison, Dokken and Sebastian Bach. Live and in concert. With beers. I have set my watch, the countdown to debauchery has begun. Yep….Matt and the little lady are steppin out and raisin’ Hell.
Fishnets? Youch. I’m feeling a bit intimidated all of a sudden… Will you still like me if I’m wearing jeans?
Looks like I moved to Denver just in the nick of time! I’m SO going to be there. And your awesome gif is flashing in my sidebar right this second.
Brilligs last blog post..Shockingly Shameless
I SO wish I could come. All I need is a plane ticket, a day off from school, and another year (to make it to 21). Shoot. Well, drink up for me. And schmooze your heart out. I know you will.
By the way, if you DO get knocked up, will the baby’s name be 4of3?
And guys, LADY ROCKS. Like, even more than you think she does. She’s saving my ass right now by helping me with my new blog…and she’s a little bloggity angel. So hug her extra tight for me at Donkeys Over Denver, those that are going. K thanks.
flickrlovrs last blog post..I Just Had The Worst Day Of My Life
Damn! For me, the trip from Montana to Denver is nothin’ - but the fact it’s my daughter’s first day of kindergarten the very next day is…and mama can’t be late for that one….so, gotta decline.
Have fun!!!
Kimmelins last blog post..Teaching Gender Roles
Wish I could go! Have fun!
Tammys last blog post..Should we stay….or should we go…..
I wish I was going to be in Co-I bet you all have a blast
Georgies last blog post..Hey Yo who’s the Premio?
I know you’re lying that it’s your last post about it! Because we want details and gossip of the actual event.
Aprils last blog post..10 Things
I was at enoteca last night with some girlfriends. It was as fantastic as I remember it pre-kid days. One friend freaked out that there were black lace panties in the trash can in the bathroom, but I was like - that’s how we roll on this side of town.
Also, was accosted by crazy right-winger on light-rail all because my friend showed him how to use the ticket machine. Thought that global warming is a farce, that we’re better off now then ever before, that it’s his god given right to drill in my backyard.
I also saw entire families in their Obama-wear. It was awesome. GO DNC!
Catherines last blog post..Kids These Days
Can you please get my sister Onemomsopinion tanked at this thing? She’s hysterical when tanked - however, it’s probably been quite a while since she’s been in that zone…me not so long but her - o yea…
I wish I was coming as I would love to meet everyone I cyber stalk through you…:)
Darlas last blog post..School - First Day Ever
Blue…. sigh. You can have it if you give Congress back… but until then, you can have your Obama-nation… =p (Crue and blue… are we related?)
Gnillepss last blog post..It’s Official…I Am Thirteen Years Old