Comments on: I’m Not Wearing Anything Under It, I Swear

By: VDog

VDog — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:41:12 +0000

It looks GOOD on ya mama! I've got a very visible BLT going on there! LOL Once, in seventh grade, I tucked the skirt of my dress into my tights. My butt was hanging out (covered in tights) right underneath my backpack. Not sure how I didn't feel the breeze, but thank jebus a nice girl came running over to save my ass. Once upon a time, VDog wrote..I Love the 80's

By: Collette

Collette — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:43:30 +0000

I am too late? Okay, even if I am, I will give you the short of it anyway. It was my 21st birthday and my husband had pumped way tooooo much tequila into my tiny little body. It was much tinier then than it is now so I couldn’t drink nearly as much booze. So, we are at this bar I used to bartend at and I got, um, a little frisky. I took hubby into a back hallway which led upstairs to the upstairs bar. I knew it was closed on Sundays so we snuck up and started to, well, you know what we did. We were on the table, pants around our ankles and the bartender walked up to get something. He told us to put our clothes on and kicked us out. It sucked. Just 9 short months later our daughter was born. Yup, concieved on a table at a bar.

Up until then my most humiliating moment was in 8th grade when I was reading the homework answers out loud. The answer had the work organism in it and I accidentally said orgasm. It was horrible. I was so shy and I didn’t want to go back to that class.

I guess I lost a bit of the shyness between 8th grade and my 21st birthday, huh.

Collettes last blog post..2,920 Days

By: Kristabella

Kristabella — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:28:40 +0000

In 8th grade, I was sitting in English class, minding my own business, talking (naturally) to my friend. When all of a sudden something went in my mouth and then down my throat.

I FREAKED OUT! I started yelling “what was that? WHAT WAS THAT?” And someone yelled “a booger!” Which I thought “OMG, that’s the most embarrassing, most disgusting thing EVER!”

Turns out it was even worse. It was a calculator battery. I swallowed a calculator battery that was chucked across the room! By the boy I had a crush on! Oh the humanity of 8th grade embarrassment!

And I had to go to the doctor and call poison control and then had to made sure it um, passed out of my system.

Kristabellas last blog post..Bacon Crashes My Pity Party

By: Ree

Ree — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:15:09 +0000

The most humiliating thing I’ve ever done in public? Um… emailed my boss offering sex in every room of the house thinking I was emailing my husband??? Does that count?

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By: Daisy

Daisy — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:33:38 +0000

Um… Well… I got nothing to top that so can I just vote for Secret Agent Mama? Cause I think I may have peed my pants a little reading that. And it totally makes me want to grope her slightly inappropriately.