Rate The Hate the Lazarus Edition

In Canada, we have all the same holidays as in America (except MLK day), but sometimes they’re just called something else.  We have Canada Day, you have 4th of July.  We have Victoria Day (wtf?), you have Memorial Day.  We have Christmas AND Boxing Day (woo hoo!) you have Christmas by itself (sucks to be you).  The big difference, though, is Thanksgiving.  Oh, we have it, too, we just have it at a reasonable time.  You have it 5 weeks before Christmas, we have it 2 1/2 months before.

This?  Rocks.  Our Thanksgiving is in 9 days.  See Mr Lady giggle with excitement.  Giggle Mr Lady, giggle.

It’s been a while since I’ve done a Super Saturday Supper post, because I got lazy and boring when school started, that’s why.  Back off, hoser.  But I am fully intent on resurrecting it next Saturday to post my annual Full Thanksgiving Menu With Recipes post that only takes me 30 minutes longer to type than the entire fucking menu took to cook.  So I have that going for me, which is nice.

However, a handful of people may recall that I attempted a little holiday recipe contest last October, which Mr The Retropolitan won with his painfully delicious Mexican Chili recipe.  I thought it might be fun to bring that back that back from the dead today, too.  Maybe make it an annual tradition or something.  And maybe I’ll actually mail out the prize this time (sorry about that, Retro.  It’s wrapped really pretty and still in my closet, though.  I swear I’ll mail it; maybe for your birthday?)

So, just like last year, leave in the comments or post on your own blog your favorite holiday recipe.  I’m not looking for fancy, just yummy.  It could be Halloween punch, or an appetizer, or whatever.  My favorite recipe gets eaten and posted on my blog, and I’ll go buy you an awesome kitcheny prize that I will probably wait an entire calendar year to mail to you, because I suck.


Feel free to steal this for your sidebar. Just take out the brackets.

[a href="]http://www.whiskeyinmysippycup.com/2008/10/04/recipe-contest/” target=”_blank["> img src="]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k9/shanbrentris/Easy-Bake160.jpg” border=”0″ alt=”Mr Lady’s Holiday Recipe Contest[">/a]

Deadline: American Thanksgiving, whenever the hell that is.

Rules:  The best things come to those who cheat.

Complaint Department

  • always home and uncool


    Another reason to love Canadians. Do cocktail recipes count?

    Once upon a time, always home and uncool wrote.."There’s This Girl"

  • Karen


    Hey, can I linkee to a post I already made this week with a favorite recipe, before I knew about your fun contest? Huh, huh, can I? Can I?

    Once upon a time, Karen wrote..The Phone…

  • The Retropolitan


    There was a prize?

    Once upon a time, The Retropolitan wrote..#4: Further October Madness!

  • manager mom


    Here’s my recipe:

    One (1) Boston Market catering menu
    One (1) telephone
    One (1) credit card
    One (1) car
    Oven (optional)

    Select desired family meal from Boston Market menu. Lift telephone from cradle; dial. Convey order for Holiday Turkey Buffet (cost of $11.99 per person) to surly minimum wage worker on other end of telephone. Drive car to Boston Market location to pick up order at pre-arranged time. Re-heat in oven if desired; arrange festively on Chinet.

    Once upon a time, manager mom wrote..Always Blurb Before You Read – A Cautionary Tale

  • Tara R.


    Sweet Potato Casserole

    Casserole
    3 cups canned sweet potatoes, mashed
    1 cup sugar
    ½ cup butter, softened
    2 large eggs, lightly beaten
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    ⅓ cup evaporated milk

    Topping
    1 cup brown sugar, packed
    ½ cup flour
    ⅓ cup butter, softened
    ½ cup pecans, chopped

    Preheat oven to 350-degrees. Combine casserole ingredients in large bowl and beat well until smooth. Pour into a lightly greased square casserole dish or deep dish pie pan. Mix together topping ingredients in a small bowl with a fork, Crumble pecan mixture over the top of the casserole mixture. Bake for 25 minutes.

    Once upon a time, Tara R. wrote..I rock!

  • Jennifer A


    Favorite holiday recipes:

    1) host Thanksgiving, but have your parents cook because they are better at it than you. Make pies thought because they taste better than the grocery stores.
    2) Chili cheese Dip, Cresent Dogs and Beer. LOTS of beer.
    3) Forget the holiday, stay home and have pizza.

    Once upon a time, Jennifer A wrote..I should have had the beer at lunch

  • Linds


    I have no special recipes. But I do adore pumpkin pie… I make it from the recipe on the Libby’s website. How creative, how gourmet! I know, it’s just too hard to keep up to me! Looking forward to your post about Thanksgiving dinner!

    Once upon a time, Linds wrote..Beverly Hills Chihuahua

  • Shannon


    I’m going to be celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving here in the good ol’ US of A come October 13. Assuming I can find a damn turkey, that is. It *does* seem like a more reasonable time to have it, doesn’t it? I felt like maybe Americans might think we were being all snobby about it. Still, I have no problem whatsoever with a second Thanksgiving in November! :)

    Once upon a time, Shannon wrote..Culture Shock Post #2: The Whiny Edition

  • Karen


    Okay, so Mr. Lady informed me I should have read the rules closer. My linky is up to a recipe I conveniently posted this week, for yummy, yummy pumpkin bread.

    Once upon a time, Karen wrote..The Phone…

  • April


    Our Thanksgiving is Nov. twenty…something. I’m very excited because I’ll be meeting Nat of From Here to There fame!

    Once upon a time, April wrote..Xmas Vacation

  • Lisa


    I posted my recipe on my blog.

    http://jujuboo.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-love-me-good-dessert.html

    Great contest. I cannot wait to see all the other yummy recipies.

  • MomBabe


    Dude, I have the BEST Tomatillo dressing. (or you could just eat it with chips. actually, you could probably pop a straw in it and call it a night.)

    1 cup mayo
    1 cup cilantro (no stems)
    1/4 tsp. crushed cayenne pepper
    1 pkg. of Hidden Valley Ranch Buttermilk Recipe
    1/2 cup buttermilk
    2 cloves garlic
    3 tomatillos, roasted, peeled, and quartered
    pepper to taste

    place all ingredients in blender and blend until mixed thoroughly

    AND my favorite green salsa. (does it disqualify me if I leave 2? Screw it. It’s too yummy to not share.)

    2 – 28 oz cans tomatillo’s, drained
    1 – 7 oz can sliced jalapeno’s in escabeche, drained
    3-4 teaspoons sugar
    1 bunch cilantro, chopped

    blend everything in blender. add sugar one spoonful at a time, tasting in between.
    (if you want it extra spicy, don’t drain the jalapeno’s…)

    Once upon a time, MomBabe wrote..On Baths and Deaths

  • The Joshman


    Lady Lazarus

    I have done it again.
    One year in every ten
    I manage it—-

    A sort of walking miracle, my skin
    Bright as a Nazi lampshade,
    My right foot

    A paperweight,
    My face a featureless, fine
    Jew linen.

    Peel off the napkin
    0 my enemy.
    Do I terrify?—-

    The nose, the eye pits, the full set of teeth?
    The sour breath
    Will vanish in a day.

    Soon, soon the flesh
    The grave cave ate will be
    At home on me

    And I a smiling woman.
    I am only thirty.
    And like the cat I have nine times to die.

    This is Number Three.
    What a trash
    To annihilate each decade.

    What a million filaments.
    The peanut-crunching crowd
    Shoves in to see

    Them unwrap me hand and foot
    The big strip tease.
    Gentlemen, ladies

    These are my hands
    My knees.
    I may be skin and bone,

    Nevertheless, I am the same, identical woman.
    The first time it happened I was ten.
    It was an accident.

    The second time I meant
    To last it out and not come back at all.
    I rocked shut

    As a seashell.
    They had to call and call
    And pick the worms off me like sticky pearls.

    Dying
    Is an art, like everything else,
    I do it exceptionally well.

    I do it so it feels like hell.
    I do it so it feels real.
    I guess you could say I’ve a call.

    It’s easy enough to do it in a cell.
    It’s easy enough to do it and stay put.
    It’s the theatrical

    Comeback in broad day
    To the same place, the same face, the same brute
    Amused shout:

    ‘A miracle!’
    That knocks me out.
    There is a charge

    For the eyeing of my scars, there is a charge
    For the hearing of my heart—-
    It really goes.

    And there is a charge, a very large charge
    For a word or a touch
    Or a bit of blood

    Or a piece of my hair or my clothes.
    So, so, Herr Doktor.
    So, Herr Enemy.

    I am your opus,
    I am your valuable,
    The pure gold baby

    That melts to a shriek.
    I turn and burn.
    Do not think I underestimate your great concern.

    Ash, ash —
    You poke and stir.
    Flesh, bone, there is nothing there—-

    A cake of soap,
    A wedding ring,
    A gold filling.

    Herr God, Herr Lucifer
    Beware
    Beware.

    Out of the ash
    I rise with my red hair
    And I eat men like air.

    Sylvia Plath

  • The Real Life Fairy Tale Princess


    Last Years Day-After-Christmas Dinner (also on blog)

    EASY PEASY MEATLOAF
    (STOLEN FROM A MAGAZINE I GOT 3 YEARS AGO)
    Ingrediants:
    1 cup water
    1/4 cup beef gravy
    2 lbs ground beef
    1 pkg Stovetop
    2 eggs beaten

    Preheat over to 400 degrees
    Mix ingrediants
    Shape into 4 loaves on foil-covered baking sheet
    Bake 30 minutes or until cooked through

    Once upon a time, The Real Life Fairy Tale Princess wrote..Disney Oversight #5

  • Chris O


    My family would die if I diviate from the Thanksgiving menu of Turkey, Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, Rolls, Green Beans (no, not the green bean casserole with soup in it) so I try to add something with some character and I make this:

    Cranberry Sauce

    1 bag of fresh cranberries
    1 small can crushed pineapple
    1 cup sugar
    1 apple, grated
    ½ cup chopped pecans or walnuts
    1 jalapeno pepper, finely chopped

    Put everything into a sauce pan and stir while simmering it until all the cranberries have popped. Serve hot.

    I still love the jellied cranberry sauce in the can that has the can lines where you just slice a piece off, but this sauce has a zip that makes me smile.

    Once upon a time, Chris O wrote..The Cats in the Bag (ok, it was a box)

  • Xbox4NappyRash


    St Patrick’s Day Party Recipe.

    Guinness. Lots of.

    Once upon a time, Xbox4NappyRash wrote..Sniffing out someone’s lap

  • flickrlovr


    Note to self: need to submit to-die-for banana bread recipe. Or perhaps stuffing recipe that everyone drools over…hmmmm…too many! Will be back.

  • tracey


    Recipes? Eh? What is this “recipe” thing you speak of??

    You crazy Canadians and your wacky holidays. Thanksgiving before Halloween. That’s so cute…

    Once upon a time, tracey wrote..Tears from the past… Part 1

  • lauren


    i’ve never made anything before that has made people ask “can i get the recipe for this?”. until this. seriously, this is incredible.

    Corn Spoon Bread
    (a fun side dish)

    cooking time: 50 min
    preheat oven to 350 degrees

    2 lightly beaten eggs
    1 – 8oz Jiffy package of corn muffin mix
    1 – 8oz can creamed corn
    1 – 8oz can whole kernal corn
    1 cup sour cream
    1/2 cup melted butter
    1 cup shredded swiss cheese

    mix all ingredients except cheese.
    pour into greased 7×11 pan (or something close)
    bake at 350 degrees for 35 minutes
    top with cheese and bake 10-15 minutes longer
    serve hot

    enjoy!!

    Once upon a time, lauren wrote..more

  • apathy lounge


    Crappity! I love to make homemade bread…without the machine!! But it’s too detailed to put write here. But there’s enough time until the American Thanksgiving that I could put it in a two-sentence installment in this space every day until the end of November. We’re a moveable feast. I don’t know what day it is this year either.

    Once upon a time, apathy lounge wrote.."Nice to meet you. Hey, can I call you Adolf?"

  • apathy lounge


    Too detailed to writer here. Not…”put write here”. I got confused.

    Once upon a time, apathy lounge wrote.."Nice to meet you. Hey, can I call you Adolf?"

  • Jeremy (Discovering Dad)


    Nothing fancy, but I love mashed potatoes made with both sour cream and butter topped with turkey gravy – Yum!!!

    Once upon a time, Jeremy (Discovering Dad) wrote..Spotlight on Dads – Elliott Kim

  • Jaina


    November 27 ;) dang, it’s late this year!
    I’ll have to come up with a recipe….

    Once upon a time, Jaina wrote..Fall is Falling

  • Nell


    Baked Brussles Sprouts.

    Little olive oil, little S&P, pop em in the Easy Bake for 20 minutes or until they’re as soft as you like. If’n you wanna get fancy, cook up some bacon, crumble it up and throw that in at the end with a little of the bacon fat for good measure.

    Yep. Good stuff.

    Once upon a time, Nell wrote..Mousetrap

  • MommyTime


    My favorite is Salmon Fabulosity — but not for Thanksgiving. It’s a cocktail party kind of dish. I’ll have to think about what works for family holiday dinner. I could give you the recipe for the infamous Pear Tart that my sister (the baker) and I invented. It was seriously the WORST dessert EVER made by anyone on the whole planet. Inedibly awful. I do not kid. You don’t want the recipe. Except for its stunning badness which really does deserve a prize of some kind.

  • Cuz_I'm_The_Mom


    This one is really great for baking with kids. Lots of stirring with a large bowl and a big wooden spoon. The dough is pretty workable for little hands. Also, the smell when the cookies are baking is all spicy and Autumn-y.

    Big Soft Ginger Cookies

    INGREDIENTS
    •1 cup unsalted butter
    •1 1/4 cups white sugar
    •1/2 cup unsulfured molasses
    •2 eggs
    •1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    •4 cups sifted all-purpose flour
    •3/4 teaspoon baking soda
    •3/4 teaspoon ground ginger
    •1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
    •1 1/2 teaspoons ground cloves
    •1/2 teaspoon salt
    •small bowl with sugar for dusting

    DIRECTIONS
    Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Cream the butter with the sugar until light and fluffy. Stir in molasses and eggs. Stir in vanilla. In a separate bowl, sift together the flour, baking soda, ginger, cinnamon, cloves and salt. Gradually stir into the butter mixture. Pour some white sugar in a small bowl. Roll rounded tablespoon-sized pieces of dough in the bowl of sugar. Drop the dusted dough balls onto a cookie sheet. Bake 14 to 15 minutes in the preheated oven, or until golden brown. Cool on wire racks.

    I use these to make ice cream sandwiches, too.
    2 cookies + 1 scoop Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla (Texas brand) in between
    Squish together and serve!

  • Cuz_I'm_The_Mom


    This is one of those throw-together casseroles that tastes much better than a regular weekday supper should.

    Burrito Pie

    2 pounds ground beef or turkey (I use half of each so I don’t have to hear The Hubster bitch about it!)
    1 onion, chopped
    2 teaspoons minced garlic
    1 2 oz. can black olives, sliced
    1 4 oz. can diced green chili peppers
    1 10 oz. can Rotel tomatoes with green chiles
    1 16 oz. jar taco sauce
    2 16 oz. cans refried beans
    12 8-inch flour tortillas (I prefer The Hubster’s homemade ones, but White Wings brand has a pretty close replica)
    9 ounces shredded Colby/Jack cheese (Um, this is totally an estimate. More is obviously better!)

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). In a large skillet over medium heat, saute the ground beef for 5 minutes. Add the onion and garlic, and saute for 5 more minutes. Drain any excess fat. Mix in the olives, green chile peppers, tomatoes with green chile peppers, taco sauce, and refried beans. Stir mixture thoroughly, reduce heat to low, and let simmer for 15 to 20 minutes. Spread a thin layer of the meat mixture in the bottom of a 4 quart casserole dish. Cover with a layer of tortillas followed by more meat mixture, then a layer of cheese. Repeat tortilla, meat, cheese pattern until all the tortillas are used, topping off with a layer of meat mixture and cheese. Bake for 20 to 30 minutes in the preheated oven, or until cheese is slightly brown and bubbly. Yield: 16 servings

  • The Super Bongo


    We make smoked salmon dip lots.

    6-8 oz smoked salmon, flaked
    8 oz cream cheese, room temp
    4 oz sour cream
    squeeze of lemon juice, dash of worchestershire sauce, dash or several of hot sauce, mashed up garlic clove, salt and pepper to taste . . . mix the seasonings and cream cheese, sour cream up well . . . and then gently mix in the salmon. Serve on everything from crackers to chips to sandwiches.

    Once upon a time, The Super Bongo wrote..Vay-kay

  • Kelley


    I am celebrating tonight.

    With my (new) favourite recipe.

    Take away burgers. The real shit, not those cardboard Maccas ones.

    and

    700ml vodka less 3 shots. Add 11 Redskins (candy, you can use Skittles or the like as well, if you damn Canadians don’t have Redskins). Dissolve. Have straight or with lemonade.

    Day-um.

    Happy DAYS! *hic*

    Oh and I want a salt pig or stainless steel soap as my prize. KTHX.

    Once upon a time, Kelley wrote..Bathing with a bloggers husband. Not likely.

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