raino

i’m gonna use that saying next time someone has their car jammed right up against mine.

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Kelley

I am totally getting that printed up on cards with ‘Mr Lady says’ and they will go home and google it, find you, and be all WOW she came all the way to Australia to comment on my parking. Or damn Canadians.

KD @ A Bit Squirrelly

OMG! That site is AWESOME!! And too funny about the car!

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OHmommy

THANK YOU… that is hysterical and an awesome new find for me. ;)

Linds

LOL, I like that site, too!

Your story is frickin’ hilarious, and I just know you’ve told them, which makes even funnier!

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Mom to Bee

I’ve seen that card before!!
http://momtobee.blogspot.com/2008/03/every-breath-you-take.html

One of my BFFs gave me two different sets of cards for my birthday this year. One says “You Park Like An Idiot”. The second, my favorite, simply says “You are a Douche.” Needless to say, both have been left quite a few times on cars I’ve encountered!

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maggie, dammit

I love that site.

And I wish you’d left the note. But it’s easy to wish craziness on somebody else, that’s called COMEDY.

So I wish it. I would laugh and laugh and laugh….

but I guess I understand why you didn’t. ;)

anna

OMG, thank you for showing me that site! So funny! It reminds me of the note I got on my car once at Whole Foods. It said, “you park like a fucking moron!” I was like, really? A moron?

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One Mom's Opinion

Loved this one. I can’t tell you how many times I have had to crawl into the passenger side to get where I was going because of some asshat that didn’t think about someone needing to get out.

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just beth

hhahaaahahahaaa! Oh lord. CumDumpster.

Pamela is priceless. And so are you.

xo!

b.

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Audubon Ron

…let me clarify for a minute the nature of the problem with red VW Jetta’s. They’re ticket magnets. Red sports cars for some reason get nailed by cops more often then any other color.

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Mike Marshall

Hey Lady! Here’s one for you…….hehe. There are signs posted in the bathroom stalls where I work that say; “Please put toilet paper in the toilet and flush it.” I’ll let you use your imagination for this one. Peace, Mike.

Megan

I’m a single woman in my 20s who somehow stumbled upon your blog and became addicted. I’m currently living in an apartment complex where I often walk out to my car in the mornings to find a yellow VW Golf parked about the same way as your story. Add some blaring techno music and the fact that the guy is my neighbor and likes to get it on at 5am (really dude?), and I just don’t think I’ll ever be the bigger person. So I printed him some citations from youparklikeanasshole.com. If you ever find yourself in such a dire situation again, I highly recommend.

Lisa

I have bloggy bling for you at my place :)

schmutzie

You are being featured on Five Star Friday:
http://www.fivestarfriday.com/2008/10/five-star-friday-edition-29.html

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sam {temptingmama}

Isn’t that site fantastic!? LOL

I was that asshat for someone once. The parking spaces in our underground where impossibly awkward and I used to park so that I would be able to get out of my car and not smash into the concrete wall, which meant that I was rather close to the line.

Well, I hadn’t realized how close until the dude left me a note to the effect of “park straight in your lane”

I wrote back: “I’m between the lines, therefore, in my space.” then parked right on the very edge of the line so that he couldn’t get into his car.

(I was young and stupid. OK)

Then we met face to face one day and he never said a word to me after he looked me up and down, stopping glaringly at my chest. Creepy perv was probably getting off on the fact that my car was so close to his. LOL It was the most eerie feeling. EVER.

Then I moved spaces clear across the garage.

Momo Fali

So, did your best friend ever tell you whether your note would’ve been accurate?

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BusyDad

That happened to me in college. I drove up to the car. Made contact softly, and floored it. I shoved that civic all the way to the wall. Probably missed my chance at hooking up with a hot chick. Damn this impulsiveness.

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Melanie @ MelADramatic Mommy

I just read about this site in a magazine. Must check it out…

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Cinthia

My friends and I actually parked next to a crookedly-parked car with a note (left by someone else) that essentially said “I hope you don’t fuck like you park, you asshole!”. We laughed and laughed and then parked elsewhere (so as to avoid retaliation).

This was the same parking lot where we saw someone giving someone else a b.j., parked right in front of the building, in the front seat of their car. Obviously, we were in a parking lot filled with morons.

Courtney

I am going to remember that and leave it on a car some day because THAT, is awesome. And that site is now bookmarked.

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