Darcie asked me to do this little meme thing the other day, and I swear with god as my witness, I’ve done it eleventy-hundred times before, but I’ll be damned if I can find it in my archives. Of course, I started looking for it and promptly died from boredom and had to be carted off by ambulance to the nearest ER where I had to wait for 6 hours in a waiting room with some guy who had a live lemming hanging out of his right ear and then they shocked me with those electric charge paddle things and I totally saw God, and he was really in need of an eyebrow wax, and now that I’m back I just don’t think I can risk trying to read my archives again.
Anyway, seven random things about me. Feel free to go read something more interesting. Might I recommend this?
- I chew on my hair. Constantly. I’m doing it right now. I oftentimes wonder if I don’t have a monstrous hairball in my gulliver, and what it would look like if I ever coughed it up.
- My pretend celebrity boyfriend is Mos Def. Because yum. Also, yowzas.
- I have never seen a Freddy, Michael Myers, or Chucky movie. I’m quite susceptible to nightmares. Charlotte’s Web gave me one.
- Joe Vs The Volcano and Jesus Christ Superstar and Death To Smoochy are battling for the title of My #1 Favorite Movie Of All Time. Next time I tell you I have excellent taste in movies, you can feel free to tell me to shove it up my ass.
- When I stand up straight and still, I have to cross my feet. There’s no way to describe this. Stand up with your feet side by side. Now, take your right foot and put it on the left side of the left foot. Like, line them up. That’s how I stand. Yes, it’s completely obnoxious, but I’ll fall down if I don’t.
- I LOVE going to the dentist. Overly. And flossing. Flossing is the bomb, baby.
- I also love religious stuff. Not even the cheeky, funny things. I have a wall of crosses, I can’t ever throw away a rosary, I have boxes of biblical reference material, shelves full of Templar books, an hors d’oeuvre dish with the image of Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrows, and so on. I am a religion junkie. Which in only random insomuch that I am an fairly staunch atheist.
Mrs 4444, Mr I, Rodious, William, Mama Nuggle, MariaBird, RagingDad, and Special K; would you be so kind as to participate?
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Kelley
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 4:46You are a freaky chick. And thanks for the reminder. My eyebrows need waxing.
Once upon a time, Kelley wrote..The big one ohhhh!
Tara R.
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 5:01I used to stand on one foot with the other planted against the other knee, I looked like a stork. I’ve seen one Halloween movie and that was plenty, I can still convince myself there are uglies under my bed and in the closet. *shudder*
sherendipity
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 5:24Dude, your religious paraphernalia fetish is both bizarre and fascinating.
Also, the hair thing? Weirdo! ;) I’m right there with ya, though. Only I smell mine and rub it on my cheek. And twirl. I’m a constant twirler.
SciFi Dad
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 5:45I knew we were kindred spirits.
JC Superstar fan here too.
Sara
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 6:16Hey! There’s someone out there as weird as me! :) I loooo-ooove the dentist AND Death to Smoochy… and dude… let’s not even talk about the nightmares. I’ll probably have a nightmare tonight just mentioning the nightmares!
Maria
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 6:44Whee! I’m all over that. Thanks, lady!
Also, I watch JCS about three times a year every year with my best friend. We usually watch the cheesy filmed-on-a-fake-stage version from 2000 though. Cause the disciples look like hilarious gay backstreet boys and we love it.
I saw it with Carl Anderson and Ted Neely when I was in high school and got their autographs on my ticket. Coolest thing ever. My friend gave Carl Anderson his watch.
Once upon a time, Maria wrote..sweet and tart
Jim
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 7:03That’s some fun stuff.
So if we each sent you a rosary then, we could fill up your house and there’s nothing you could do about it?
Once upon a time, Jim wrote..Sunday Randomness
Will
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 7:10Of the three, I’d give the nod to “Death to Smoochy.”
“You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I’m not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I’m goin’ on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I!” -Randolph
Had the better cast too.
Once upon a time, Will wrote..It’s Hockey Night in Alabama
Kim @ Ponytaildiaries.com
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 7:16Your standing thing is funny to me. I used to sit on the floor to watch tv and I did this straddle type sit with my elbows on the floor. This is how I was comfortable. My parents thought it was odd but never said anything. It wasn’t until my 20s when I had the dudes behind me making crude jokes about my flexibility that I learned it was odd.
But then I did it just to make them stare. ;-)
Once upon a time, Kim @ Ponytaildiaries.com wrote..Moving along
miko564
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 7:50Any movie that has a guy with a rhino-horn on his head singing to the folks waiting in the Methadone clinic HAS to make your top ten.
Although, counting Will and yourself, I now know two people who like this as much as I do.
Once upon a time, miko564 wrote..Monkey Dreams and Daddy
matt
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 8:06Good Morning, Mr Lady! Whats the buzz? Tell me what’s a-happenin’!
Yes but do you have….a CHEESUS?
Once upon a time, matt wrote..Win This Ultra-High-End T-Shirt!
Jennifer
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 8:32OMG! I stand that way too. Even in the shower and my husband makes fun of me.
Once upon a time, Jennifer wrote..Screwed
Darcie
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 8:46Thanks, sweetie! You’re awesome. And I love flossing too.
Once upon a time, Darcie wrote..The Friday Chronicles
calicobebop
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 8:53Dentist = brrrrrrrrr…. Having just gotten my braces off, I’m done with letting anyone in my mouth for a long, long time. Wait – that came out wrong…
Once upon a time, calicobebop wrote..Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Loving Danger
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 8:58So seriously I have never know anyone to stand like that other than myself. The years of mocking are slipping away in knowing I’m not alone. You have just made my day, because seriously that’s a weird way to stand and now I don’t feel so much like a freak ’cause if there is you and there is me then there must be other’s like us!
Jack
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 9:03Not so big on the dentist these days.
Once upon a time, Jack wrote..Must Blogging Have a Purpose
DC Urban Dad
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 9:53Mos Def? Mos Def? Seriously. C’mon. He aint’ got nothing on Shemar Moore.
Lynette
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 10:44Ugh..Talking animal movies give me the creeping willies. And I LOVED Death to Smoochy (but I also love The Last Unicorn, so what do I know?)
And I totally agree. Mos Def..most definitely. *licking lips*
Zak
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 11:19I stand like that too. But only when I am working behind the bar. I never really thought about it until now.
And I love, love, love to floss. I consider it foreplay.
Once upon a time, Zak wrote..Cupcake Holder
Zombie Daddy
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 11:42Your brains are spared in perpetuity.
VegasDad
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 12:55Let me guess…your dentist is Mos Def.
MidLifeMama
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 13:32I am more of a Godspell gal than JCS. I was in a production of JCS once though, in another life. Totally in the chorus. There is one female part for JCS sakes. Everyone else gets to stand around waving palm fronds and singing the same freaking 5 notes over and over and over again. Don’t get me started on Sir ALW and his lack of originality with regard to musical scores. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME. Now see, you got me started.
Kori
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 13:44I love to go to the dentist as well. I can watch TV without feeling guilty because we don’t watch it at home, and I love to have my teeth cleaned.
Once upon a time, Kori wrote..On The Mend
Courtney
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 15:42You’re bizarre. But it makes you interesting and fun to read about, so keep it up. :)
Once upon a time, Courtney wrote..Obama Llama
Audubon Ron
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 16:59I noticed you were finally smart for once in your atheistic miserably spiritually depraved life NOT to ask me to meme. You know how I do you.
Once upon a time, Audubon Ron wrote..How I Make Love – Techniques Used
Ree
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 17:51Dude. We are waving on the same length again! Seriously. scary. shit.
And I’ll take Ricky Whittle, personally.
Once upon a time, Ree wrote..The One Where I Learn to Read Labels
raino
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 18:12i used to chew on my hair too. sometimes i can even feel it coming up. you said that charlottes web gaCharlotte’s web gives you nightmares out loud. yes out loud. hee hee. i too love the dentist. i thought i was the only one!
Once upon a time, raino wrote..Ta Da!
sam {temptingmama}
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 18:20Sometimes I stand like that too, usually when I’m in an uncomfortable situation and I feel like I’m being judged. LOL
And the religious paraphernalia? Weird. LOL
Once upon a time, sam {temptingmama} wrote..Let’s Make Out Like We’re 16 Year Old Virgins
Michelle
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 20:04Loved Joe vs the Volcano!! I haven’t seen the other two though. I may have to check them out now (yeah right, like I ever get to see a movie not starring one of the Disney channel kids) (Can you tell I had to sit through High School Musical 3 last weekend?)
Once upon a time, Michelle wrote..Autumn Activities
apathy lounge
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 20:28I have mezuzahs on my front and side door posts. (Not Jewish). I have rosaries draped around a religious icon near my bathroom. (Not Catholic…but my Dad was) I have texts explaining all kinds of religions in our bookcase, though I find my own far less interesting. Jesus Christ Superstar…ugh…I lived through the 70s. Been there and done it.
Once upon a time, apathy lounge wrote..Dear Parents of Casey: You’re blowing it. Very sincerely, The Sub.
michellew_
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 21:18Why do I find the most fascinating thing on that list the fact that you LOVE the dentist? Freak.
CynthiaK
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 21:26Brilliant. Don’t necessarily agree on your top movie picks (JC Superstar? Like, really?) but brilliant, nonetheless.
Once upon a time, CynthiaK wrote..Deep breaths…
Leslie Dillinger
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 21:36OMG! Joe vs. the Volcano RULEZ!
Once upon a time, Leslie Dillinger wrote..
BusyDad
Monday, 27 October, 2008 at 23:26The dentist cut open my gums today down to the bone to remove a rogue chunk of cement that was left in there from when I got my implants. A little bit flossy and a little bit Jason. Isn’t my life interesting?
Once upon a time, BusyDad wrote..“I Went to School in Boston”
ali
Wednesday, 29 October, 2008 at 8:44Death to Smoochy was bad…but, i mean, it’s Ed Norton *swoon*
Once upon a time, ali wrote..bless me xanax
Jaina
Wednesday, 29 October, 2008 at 13:13Those really are random. I like em. :)
Once upon a time, Jaina wrote..Oh the Drama
Miss
Wednesday, 29 October, 2008 at 22:30Jesus Christ Super Star? Really?
Once upon a time, Miss wrote..Say
Raging Dad
Thursday, 30 October, 2008 at 0:57Cool, I’m always down for sharing some random things! Thanks, Mr Lady!
Once upon a time, Raging Dad wrote..Second attack of the “random things” meme