And Suddenly, I’m Really Glad I Told Him About The Blog

Him: Why does everyone in your comments think the iron comment was dirty?

Me: I don’t know.  It was just my lame attempt at humour.

Him: Yeah, it didn’t go over.  And just so you know, I am NOT almost forty.

Me: …

Him:  I am no where NEAR forty, Bee Tee Why.

Me:  BT Y?

Him:  By. The. Way.  Duh.

Me: You mean BT W?

Him: …

Me:  Way.  By the way.  Way starts with double-you.

Him: …

Me: *snort*

Him:  God, I am almost forty.

Me: You totally just proved my point.

Him:  Whatever.  I can’t keep up with your lingo.

Me: gigglegiggle

Him: Fuck you.

Complaint Department

  • Mike Marshall


    Hey Lady! BTY………you guys are so fucking cute……hehe. Hey Donor………I don’t this shit either. Peace, Mike.

  • Mike Marshall


    I screwed the pooch…….I don’t know this shit either.

  • Em


    I’m caught up with my kiddos for a couple of days, and totally miss all the jokes. Off to peruse your old posts – I adore lame attempts at humor!!

    Em

    Once upon a time, Em wrote..Double Oooh Ooooooooh.

  • Tammy


    LOL.

    I’m kinda regretting tellng my husband about mine cuz when he finds out I just posted all that nonsense about my inlaws he’s going to freak out.

    Once upon a time, Tammy wrote..Because Christmas is all about judging and condemning dontcha know…

  • southernfriedgirl


    Love it. I rag on my hubs for being older too. It’s big fun.

    Once upon a time, southernfriedgirl wrote..Stolen from Misadventures of a Newlywed

  • matt


    RATFL!

    Once upon a time, matt wrote..All Hollow’s Eve – A Parental Tribute

  • matt


    PS – Better get the typo out of the post title before you dog him TOO much!

    Once upon a time, matt wrote..All Hollow’s Eve – A Parental Tribute

  • Jeanette


    ROFL!! at least he tries ;)

    Once upon a time, Jeanette wrote..Three Corners – Look Up

  • OhCaptain


    Hell, he’s a pup. I’m almost 40 by 3 months closer then he is. Pfft…I even got the walking post…geez.

  • Natalie


    Hahahahaha!

    (Although, that’s totally something I would do)

    Once upon a time, Natalie wrote..Wankers

  • Middle-Aged-Woman


    Tell the poor dear it only gets worse. Husband and I are 45, but I never let him forget that he is older than I am. Six weeks.

    Once upon a time, Middle-Aged-Woman wrote..A Fine Mess I’ve Gotten Myself Into

  • A Whole Lot of Nothing


    Old people are funny.

  • Kate


    Ha ha! That’s awesome.

    Once upon a time, Kate wrote..Sundry Stuff

  • Nicole


    Haha. That sounds like a conversation Darren and I would have. But he knows that “Way” starts with a “W”.

    The phrase I introduced him to was “Batshit crazy”.

    He liked it and uses it all the time now.

  • I, Rodius


    Oh don’t go backpedalling now. That iron thing WAS dirty. Somehow. But I’ll be 37 in a couple of months, and my memory is starting to go, so I can’t recall why.

    Once upon a time, I, Rodius wrote..Kitty, Kitty, Dog, Kitty

  • Huckdoll


    YTF?!

    Once upon a time, Huckdoll wrote..Yuck! It’s Halloween.

  • anne nahm


    BTY FTW. Go put it in urbandictionary.com now, plz.

    Once upon a time, anne nahm wrote..The Rainbow of my Reading

  • MomBabe


    And 2+2 is 3.

    Once upon a time, MomBabe wrote..Day One: NaBloPoMo

  • Punditdad


    2019 words on November 1st, 10:15 AM.

  • KD @ A Bit Squirrelly


    My hubby is closer to forty then he is, and he doesn’t know that shit either.

  • Vicki


    Hahahaha. My hubby gets that stuff wrong all the time. He just doesn’t do acronyms. I have to explain them to him when other people use them. I still love him though.

    I just thought I’d let you know while I’m here that I started my blog. I’m a newbie so be gentle…hehe.

  • Tara R.


    Such a sweet talker. My hubs doesn’t even read my blog. I guess it could be worse.

    Once upon a time, Tara R. wrote..UPDATE ~ Beany

  • Ree


    Oh mah holy hell. Too funny.

    so, did the iron work?

    Once upon a time, Ree wrote..$172 $175

  • Momo Fali


    He probably won’t even be able to read this blog post without reading glasses either.

    Once upon a time, Momo Fali wrote..I Actually Always Look Like That

  • janethesane


    That’s a shining example of spousal communication if I ever saw one.

    Once upon a time, janethesane wrote..Information Overload

  • janethesane


    Oh wait, or were you talking to your grandpa?

    *snicker*

    Once upon a time, janethesane wrote..Information Overload

  • tracey


    Oh I love that he used the wrong letters!!

    Once upon a time, tracey wrote..First day and it’s a FLOP!

  • Jim


    lol…bty. I am forty and I knew that. Now if he had his own blog, he could be hip too. You can teach him STFU next.

    Once upon a time, Jim wrote..Stages

  • the new girl


    I have nothing to say that’s funnier than your post. Classic.

    Once upon a time, the new girl wrote..Proof That I Am Some Kind Of Blogger.

  • Audubon Ron


    40? Ain;t no biggie. Try 50 something. Know what, (sorry, I was licking somethng off my shot key)…I can hang. (Only, a little longer than I did before.) They say as you get older you get longin the tooth. Well, that isn’t the only place :)

    Once upon a time, Audubon Ron wrote..Mello During Working Hours – Is it a Crime?

  • jessica


    LMAO!!!

    Once upon a time, jessica wrote..AED 1

  • Tootsie Farklepants


    You guys are like the Canadian version of Mr. F and I. Seriously.

    Once upon a time, Tootsie Farklepants wrote..It’s Probably My Most Random Post

  • MommyTime


    He’s hilarious — especially with you around. :) Loved your birthday post, too, by the way.

    And thanks for the perfect balance of admiration and paranoia in your comment on my last post. If only my neighbors would be okay with me putting barbed wire on their tree, I totally would!

    Once upon a time, MommyTime wrote..I’ll Give You Halloween Terror

  • Kevin Tumlinson


    I just hit 36 a couple of weeks ago and I have no trouble with all the damned acronyms. WTJ?

  • Gnilleps


    Just cause I had nothing else to say, but I just came from Nick and Nora’s infinite playlist, sooooooo funnie.

  • Aimee Greeblemonkey


    wait till you have these conversations with the old folks in your life.

    Once upon a time, Aimee Greeblemonkey wrote..Wanna guess what Declan was for Halloween?

  • Aimee Greeblemonkey


    And The Mr. Mr. Lady doesn’t qualify as “old folks” because I am almost 40 myself.

    Once upon a time, Aimee Greeblemonkey wrote..Wanna guess what Declan was for Halloween?

  • Kelley


    Moo told Too: STFU noob. MPS had to ask what it meant.

    He is almost FIFTY!

    Old bastard.

    I need to trade him in on a newer model I think.

    Once upon a time, Kelley wrote..I guess we won’t be buying the Neverland ranch with our millions then.

  • Missives From Suburbia


    Bahahaha!!!

    Once upon a time, Missives From Suburbia wrote..Jack O’ Lanterns Extinguished

  • Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy


    ROFLMAO! 2 FNY. TTYL. LYLAS.

    Once upon a time, Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy wrote..October Bloggy Carnival Winners!!!

  • Kim


    You said giggle giggle and totally made me forget what I was going to say.. :)

    Once upon a time, Kim wrote..Weekly Winners

  • ali


    the husband and i have totally had this same conversation.
    hahahahah!

    Once upon a time, ali wrote..a conversation between me and my spouse

  • Jaina


    LMAO. Priceless.

    Once upon a time, Jaina wrote..Kitchen Fairy

  • Courtney


    hahahaha, that’s great! I love it when they say silly things like that.