Double Whammy

Hello, and welcome to National Write a Bunch of Ridiculous Crap For Other People on the Internet Day!  Or N-W-A-BORC-FOPO-TID, as it’s more commonly known.  To me.  Intoxicated.  Bygones.

I had this really funny post written about the really funny post I wrote for Work It Mom, but now that would be too much reading.  Because I also have a really funny post going up at Sarcastic Mom today.  And those two posts may just be the two most unembellished, autobiographical posts I’ve ever written.  I don’t think I exaggerated so much as once in either post.  Which is really, really saying something for me.

If I were you, I’d go eat some cookies.  You’re looking thin.  If I was someone else entirely, I’d go read those posts.  One’s about sex, and the other one is about, um, errr, sex.  In Nashville.

Someday I’ll get my own blog, I swear.

Complaint Department

  • Jennifer


    You know, I’m at work where sarcastic mom is blocked. So I had to be all subversive and add it to my reader. Damn you. I didn’t need more unread stuff in my reader making me feel all neglectful and shit.

    Jennifer wrote..Prepare Your Kids For The Police State

  • calicobebop


    Cookies? Did you say cookies? I’m sorry, what was this post about? I was distracted by the cookies… mmmmm….

    calicobebop wrote..The Return Of Crafty Tuesday

  • Tyler @ Building Camelot


    Damn…You know I come here to read about sex and now I have to go somewhere else…geez.

    Tyler @ Building Camelot wrote..How To Add Icons To Your Thesis Alert And Note Styles

  • I, Rodius


    Well thank you, it’s so nice of you to notice! I have been working out. I wouldn’t say “thin,” myself, but you’re very kind.

    I, Rodius wrote..Weekend in Review

  • Indigo


    I’m actually obliged to have discovered you on Sarcastic Mom, it led me to another good read, and yes, it’s alot to read just getting to know you *winks*. I do like your sense of humor. The visuals that go with it are an added plus. Sigh…and it’s one more blog (yours) to add to my Reader. I do have a life, seriously, I do, I think, yes, I do…(Hugs)Indigo

    Indigo wrote..Laying Amid The Snow And Ice

  • Kori


    I particularly like to look at my new thin image from the back. In the dark. With a bag over my head and all the mirrors broken. just sayin.

    Kori wrote..Waiting for Grace

  • RobMonroe


    I’m going with the Ground Her Until She’s 30 route!

  • mn


    funny. the second one was quite an interesting read… i didn’t know you and your husband worked together.

  • Miss


    Is it possible you were drunk when you wrote this? Or maybe erm… now?

    Miss wrote..Knock Knock

  • Momo Fali


    I’m going to get some cookies AND read about sex. Because, awesome.

    Momo Fali wrote..Perspective

  • Ree


    Yea, the sex in Nashville thing? Kinda skeeved me out. Nashville?!?

    Oh, wait. I had sex in West-by-Gawd-Virginia.

    yea. we’re even.

    Ree wrote..Graduation ‘81 – Past in Polaroids 19

  • 1sttimedad


    Isn’t sex illegal in Nashville, unless between cousins?

    1sttimedad wrote..Out-parented by the babysitter

  • Rachel


    you’re adorable dear.
    I giggle ridiculously over your post over at Lotus’

  • jamesotis


    A cat wandered onto the schoolyard during recess. As all the children gathered around to pet it little Juanita asked her teacher if the cat was a boy or a girl. Not wanting to go there, the teacher replied that she didn’t know. “I know how we can tell,” said Carl. “Alright,” the teacher sighed, “how can we tell?”
    Quoth Carl, “We could vote.”

  • tracey


    Sorry, you lost me at cookies… Did you write anything after that???

    tracey wrote..I’m sure we’ve ALL faked it once or twice…

  • moosh in indy.


    You had me at sex, or, erm, sex.

    moosh in indy. wrote..Are you there God? It’s me, the moosh.

  • Kim


    I puffy heart the blog post at Lotus’s place..

    Kim wrote..Maybe we should rethink the 529 College Savings?

  • Deb


    Not only are your posts not here, but the photo of you in your Croc Boots is GONE! If Kelley ripped it up, I’ll get her back. Because I loved that photo right there where I knew where it was.

    I’m going to check and see if it’s still on the review blog. But I’m keeping my eye on Kelley any way.

    Deb wrote..Inauguration Countdown

  • Cathy


    Sex in Nashville? You mean, the Tennessee Nashville? Damn! I was just there a few days ago and had no idea. And love your blog, by the way. So glad I found it.

    Cathy wrote..Tennessee Travels

  • flickrlovr


    Dude. I’ve been a terrible blog commenterreaderbuddygirl.
    I’m sorry. I keep coming to read but then…well…yeah.
    Forgive me. I still love you Shan!

  • MommyTime


    Personally, my plan is never to explain sex to them at all, and to keep them pent up in the land of dollhouses and action figures until they’re 40. Which is super humane and loving of me, I know. You’re welcome to the idea.

    MommyTime wrote..Why Did I Not Go Into Marketing?

  • Mandy


    Loved the Nashville post…funny stuff. Maybe you should give Nashville another try?

  • VDog


    Looks good in here biatch.

    And you look good over there. I’ve had it open for a while now, just need to get to reading it. heh.

    VDog wrote..Cheddar Bunnies!

  • Chris


    I want cookies. Not in Nashville though.

    Chris wrote..Change: A Warning

  • Maggie Garcia


    So much Mr. Lady to read!! What a great complaint to have! And I LOVE Canada (in reference to yesterday, obvs)!

    Maggie Garcia wrote..Prince Ali, Fabulous He