And That’s When I Realized That I’ve Totally Failed As A Parent

We have 5 FM stations programmed on the radio in the car.  The first is the Top 40 Pop Parent Torture Station.  After that, there’s a local college radio station, a classic rock station out of Seattle, an oldies station and then one that’s kind of an alternative top 40, I guess is the best way to describe it.  We flip through the stations in the car and I occasionally will explain who this band is or why that band is significant in music history or what iconic song the latest anorexic over-synthesized blond girl is sampling all the way to the top. 

Like today, when we hopped in the car and Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band was on and we got to talking about the Beatles (again, mawm, seriously? *eye roll*) and then about how the albums that came out when I was young actually told stories, rather than just being a bunch of tracks slapped together.  We talked about the Sgt. Pepper’s movie and then moved onto The Wall and then how War of the Worlds went from radio to album to movie, then how I Robot went from book to album to movie, and so on.

I can talk music awwwwl night long.

On the way home, the new Black Eyed Peas song was on the Station of Doom and one of the boys said, “Mom, this is the new Black Eyed Peas song!” and I said Mmmm Hmmm.  They said, “Oh. Emm. Gee. I loooove this song” and I said, “Yeah, I kinda like it too. *sigh of resignation*   When it was over, I flipped to that Seattle classic rock station, which is beautiful in its complete, undying devotion to all things grunge still, after all these years.  Pearl Jam came on the radio; Evenflow, from their first album, and I turned it up a little.  One of the boys asked who it was and I said, “Um, Pearl Jam, duh“  and they paused for a minute, then asked,

“Mom, who’s Pearl Jam?”

Complaint Department

  • Kori


    Yep. You have failed. I, on the other hand, am way ahead of the game so far as music education goes. Now, keep in mind that they don’t LIKE most of it, but at leat they know WHO they don’t like, ha ha.

  • Jaina


    They’ll get it. Don’t worry ;)

  • monstermash40


    I’m so proud. My boy is 14 and yesterday he asked me to buy him Pearl Jam’s newest… I thought of this post. My 12 y/o girl can sing Don’t Stop Believin’, too, Not the same as Pearl Jam, but a classic.

  • Al_Pal


    Oh noes! Heh. Ah well. There’s time, right?

    There are a few albums that tell stories still, just not as many. ;p

    Poe’s album Haunted from 2000 is an excellent one. & yeah, that is over 8 years ago now, but still. :P

  • Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy


    You can still turn it around! They’re young, they will learn. I named our cat (God rest his nine souls) Eddie after the one and only Mr. Vedder. I bonded with a Security guy while clinging to a barrier in the front row of our Sports Arena trying not to get swept away at a Pearl Jam concert. He is the only singer whose voice instantly makes me hot.

  • Kim


    My daughters did this to me during a rendition of “Sweet Emotion” by Aerosmith. I told them, “Baby, there are two kinds of people in the world. People who love Aerosmith and people who’ve never heard them.”

    Needless to say they thought I was nuts. They’re not wrong about the nuts part. But I do believe I have a point.