Offered without much comment. Because really, there’s no excuse.
I’m not entirely sure antibiotics will clear that up. And speaking of sick…
Yes, we make our sick three year old build our furniture. Don’t worry; it gets worse.
That would be a direct quote taken from Ms. Bob the Builder earlier that same day.
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Posted by Mr Lady on 5 April, 2009 | 27 Complaints | File a Complaint of Your Own
Tagged with: 2of3, 3of3, sucknuts, weekly winners
Tagged with: 2of3, 3of3, sucknuts, weekly winners
Emma
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 5:40tehehe love it! The sweetest form of slave labour is an ill child :D
Jeanette
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 7:08Hehe love the hammer!
Shelli
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 8:00Her hair is even cuter in these pics!
Ree
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 8:363of3 gave you that quote? Awesome. Obviously takes after her mom.
Melisa
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 8:52Isn’t that why we have kids? To get our stuff done for us? :)
Hockeyman
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 9:011. Eyes out the nose can easily be cleared up with some lysol, hairspray and a dab of peroxide. Some scarring may occur according to the information I found on google.
2. I have a fence in need of some light mending. Send her down and we’ll put that hammer to good use. Plus, as long as you don’t pay the children the labor laws do not apply.
3. Maybe perhaps he was imaging spilling some peanuts on the floor and upon grabbing the vacuum cleaner, this was his first thought? Or perhaps he is a comedic genius in the works who will torment his parents with antics that frighten the shit out of them due to the similarity of their own adolescent shenanigans.
Pam
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 9:18But what the Internet really wants to know is……
HOW WAS THE SLEEPOVER??? Well your house ever smell the same?
MommyTime
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 12:10At first I misread the caption on the last photo and was all, “NICE LANGUAGE, Bob! I had no idea your episodes had gone downhill so much!”
colleen
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 14:30these are just some of the reasons i love you guys, man.
Tara R.
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 14:54I take it that the Hangman quote is an oft heard phrase in the Mr Lady household? Love that!
Aimee Greeblemonkey
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 15:04LOOOOOVVVEEE the hangman. LOVE.
Al_Pal
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 15:47Heeee. Good times.
SciFi Dad
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 17:21“This is going to suck nuts.”
Is that one of those out of body experiences where her future self comes back and possesses her body for a minute to try and change her future, like in The Butterfly Effect?
(Yes, now I’m using references to Ashton Kutcher movies.)
Kim
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 18:41The hangman made me snort. hysterical.
Nature Lovin Super Mama
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 19:13lol, those are memories you can’t erase! :)
NukeDad
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 19:19You getting them ready for Wheel of Filthy Fortune, or Super Smutty Password? Enjoy the vacation to Aruba and the parting gifts.
Missives From Suburbia
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 19:26Now that is how you play hangman.
Matt
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 22:20nothing cures sickness like manual labor.
the planet of janet
Sunday, 5 April, 2009 at 22:52*thunderous applause from the peanut gallery*
Nicki
Monday, 6 April, 2009 at 8:26LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee of MWOB
Monday, 6 April, 2009 at 8:52Sweet. Nice form on the hammer. And I don’t know, I’m liking the eyeballs coming out of the nostrils this morning. It’s working for me…
Kori
Monday, 6 April, 2009 at 12:02Snort snort.
Kelly
Monday, 6 April, 2009 at 12:28That’s why we had kids! To do our work!
Miss
Monday, 6 April, 2009 at 13:57My kid yelled out “This sucks balls!”. At dinner. In a crowded restaurant.
Our kids hanging out = good or bad? I cant be sure.
Cathy
Monday, 6 April, 2009 at 17:38You are the parents I wanted to be. Bless you! Can’t wait to read more.
Audubon Ron
Tuesday, 7 April, 2009 at 14:25You’re a good woman Mr. Lady. Ronbo L’s you, tremendously.
jessica
Wednesday, 8 April, 2009 at 13:59Barney taught my daughter to say Fuck. I kid you not. She was at my friend’s place, watching a Barney episode about fire trucks.
As we walked home on Queens Blvd, a truck zoomed past and my daughter yelled out, very loudly, FUCK!