Comments on: Cleanliness is Next To Godliness and Apparently, God Wants You to be Miserable

By: LiteralDan

LiteralDan — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:28:16 +0000

You should start telling him he’d damn well better starting growing some pimples and not showering, or he’s out on the street. Then watch him start looking and smelling like a Gap model until it’s too late to break the habit.

You’re welcome.

By: Momo Fali

Momo Fali — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:05:51 +0000

The G-spot isn’t mythical. Just sayin’.

By: Jaina

Jaina — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:12:01 +0000

I love the fresh clean feeling of a face washed with Noxema, especially in the summer.

By: amanda

amanda — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:45:52 +0000

I just rediscovered Noxema and, this may be a bit tragic, it smells liek my youth, not my grandma. Did I fail?

By: Brittany

Brittany — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:27:13 +0000

There were so many amazing things in this post that I just want to C&P here and be all, OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.

But I would literally be C&Ping the entire post.

You are that amazing.

Ok, just one, “which means he’s only a few months years away from knowing what a G spot is and that will officially be the last mythical thing he believes in and my job will be OVER.”

That killed me.