The answer is always, “It’s time to get ill.”
Him, in his best sweet father voice: Baby girl, it’s time to wake up.
Her, in her finest whiney teenager voice: Daaaaaady, what tiiiiiiiime is iiiiiiit?
Him: It’s 8:30, honey.
Her: What does THAT mean?
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BusyDad
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 10:10Hahaha!! She’s got the “Your logic is no good here” down to a science.
anne nahm
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 10:29LoL, and also, damn you, Beastie Boys have invaded and are now doing all my personal narrative. In fact? This comment is not sleepin’ till…. BROOKLYN!
Mr Lady
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 14:15That happens to me all the time. Except it’s usually the Yentil soundtrack. Issues….I have’m
Stone Fox
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 17:22ahahha, beastie boys are always playing on my Brain Radio. like even right now, i’m listening to paul revere. in my mind.
Rachel (A Southern Fairytale)
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 10:39Hee Hee.
Love.
BEASTIE BOYS!!!!
Also.. it’s ALWAYS Forty O’Clock according to our 3 year old.
So there ;-)
RobMonroe
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 10:47Umm – wow. How about “it’s time to get up and tickle mom!” ? That always works for me. :o)
Jessi
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 13:06Oooh. I’m so trying that tickle one.
amyLK
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 13:54Typical teen!
Mr Lady
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 14:15Not bad for a four year old. :)
Keyona
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 15:18Damn, he has a lot to learn. :)
Stone Fox
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 17:16when it’s not time to get ill, it’s:
time to bust a rhyme, G
time to shoot a mime, G
hammertime
miller time
(i don’t recommend #2: i don’t think my kid quite understood that it was just a saying and you aren’t allowed to shoot mimes.)
Clark Kent's Lunchbox
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 17:33Nothing changes after they’re 30 and you marry them.
soccerMom
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 18:46New here, but have two teens. So I know where your coming from. BTW duct tape works sometimes.
TwoBusy
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 18:55I’m reminded of my favorite Yogi Berra koan:
Guy: “Hey, Yogi… what time is it?”
Yogi: “You mean now?”
Momo Fali
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 19:04Wow. She’s existential in the morning? My kids wait until at least noon.
Zoeyjane
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 20:57There’s an alternate response from “time to get a watch, stupid?” I’m going to have the check my response patterns.
Maria
Thursday, 11 March, 2010 at 21:27LOL. You’re such a hip hop head.
Jaina
Friday, 12 March, 2010 at 18:22Too freaking cute.