I bet you $5 and a tron lap dance that no one votes for me.

UPDATE
Oh, see, that was just misleading of me. I wasn’t nominated. That was kind of the point, though. Sorry. But the four of you who said you would get pretend Tron lapdances anyway.

So, finally, after four long years, the spambots have found me. And so, now you’ll have to type strange words into little boxes in order to comment. I’m sorry.

Thanks,

The Management

So, here’s the deal. I cannot handle the comment thing anymore. So I moved the blog. But in the interests of not making you all move with me, AGAIN, I am in the slow, painful process of cutting and pasting all of the old posts over here. (Blogger really like to make you WORK for it.) I redirected you all here. Yes, the colors are different, but when you are going back and forth and back and forth from tab to tab cutting and pasting, you need it to look a bit different or, well, things go wrong. Things like no comments.

If, for some very strange reason, you find yourself unable to go on any further in life without my previous 98 posts, or you have a green deficiency that only I can fill, the old blog is all still there. Just click here.