How to get Kraft Dinner served actually for dinner in 20 easy steps:
Send daddy out of town for 4 days. Make sure he doesn’t get one single day off of work for 2 weeks straight upon his return.
Find a way to give your little sister shingles. While your dad’s out of town.
Decide that [...]
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My husband has a Columbia House membership. He’s had it long enough that we are through with out “commitment” and could either cancel the membership or order 8,493 more movies that we don’t have room to store for $.02/each. Or, there is always route three…the don’t cancel, don’t order any, but don’t reply [...]
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So, yeah, I have lost yet another set of car keys. And because of that, the scrumdidalyicious dinner I was going to make tonight, take pictures of, and tease you with will have to become Sunday dinner. But being a giving kind of gal, I’ll still tell you how to make it.
Thai Cobb [...]
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We are having company tomorrow. The Donor’s Canadian BFF is coming for dinner after they play 18 holes. He is, um, a chef.
Fuck.
A chef means I have one of two choices; I order pizza or I up my game. I am anti-pizza (unless it’s here with her) and really I have nothing [...]
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PG warned me that videos are the new blogger crack. He was right. Thanks for the warning, and Joeprah ? You can expect a therapy bill in the mail soon.
And now, without further ado, my adorable child, doing adorable things.
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