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When the cat’s away

the mouse will do laundry, wash

dishes and rent porn scrub walls.

Posted by Mr Lady on 29 July, 2008 | 39 Complaints | File a Complaint of Your Own

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Fourty days until

Easter?

Posted by Mr Lady on 7 February, 2008 | 30 Complaints | File a Complaint of Your Own

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It’s friday, and that means one thing…really naughty Haiku! Here’s some more. Less naughty, but more.

How could I forget
the greatest cover song of
all time? I’ll fix that.

Please be warned that this
song is NOT for your children.
Put in your earbuds.

There are loads of bad
words and naughty lyrics, but
listen anyway.

Posted by Mr Lady on 11 January, 2008 | 14 Complaints | File a Complaint of Your Own

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You would think that sex
with a picture and an old
tube sock would cost less.

Slighty more appropriate Haikus to be had here.

Posted by Mr Lady on 4 January, 2008 | 13 Complaints | File a Complaint of Your Own

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Would someone invent
chocolate dipped potato
chips already? Please.

Posted by Mr Lady on 8 December, 2007 | 5 Complaints | File a Complaint of Your Own

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