When the cat’s away

the mouse will do laundry, wash

dishes and rent porn scrub walls.

Fourty days until

Easter?

It’s friday, and that means one thing…really naughty Haiku! Here’s some more. Less naughty, but more.

How could I forget
the greatest cover song of
all time? I’ll fix that.

Please be warned that this
song is NOT for your children.
Put in your earbuds.

There are loads of bad
words and naughty lyrics, but
listen anyway.

You would think that sex
with a picture and an old
tube sock would cost less.

Slighty more appropriate Haikus to be had here.

Would someone invent
chocolate dipped potato
chips already? Please.