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		<title>Things Fathers Don&#8217;t Realize</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The answer is always, “It’s time to get ill.”
Him, in his best sweet father voice: Baby girl, it’s time to wake up.
Her, in her finest whiney teenager voice: Daaaaaady, what tiiiiiiiime is iiiiiiit?
Him: It’s 8:30, honey.
Her: What does THAT mean?
&#169;2010 Whiskey in My Sippy Cup : Surviving Parenting.  Kinda.. All Rights Reserved.  I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whiskeyinmysippycup.com/2010/03/11/things-fathers-dont-realize/</link>
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		<title>We&#8217;re Short A Girl, But We Have The Cup</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Choch,
I&#8217;m just not that into you.
We&#8217;ve been together for these 34 years, 11 months, 2 weeks and 12 days, even though I didn&#8217;t know about you for the first 15 years. I thought you had something to do with the little hole just north of you until one day when I was trying to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whiskeyinmysippycup.com/2010/03/08/diva-cup/</link>
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		<title>Fake Plastic Doilies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Design. Style. Aesthetics. Three words I know nothing about.
You think my blog is bland? You should see my house. Every time Tanis comes to visit, she tries to take me fabric shopping. I&#8217;m a simple girl with simple needs. I like neutrals. I am boring. My blog is the absolute perfect representation of the person [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whiskeyinmysippycup.com/2010/03/05/blog-design/</link>
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		<title>I Want To Be A Supermodel</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My daughter, on occasion, does a little modeling. By modeling, I mean that she puts on a cute outfit sent to her by my friends that own a preemie and kids boutique online, she gets her hair brushed, and we go do something fun while I shove a camera in her face.
Truth is, this isn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whiskeyinmysippycup.com/2010/03/03/redsparks/</link>
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		<title>Now, I Just Have To Get Him To Stop Picking His Nose, And We&#8217;ll Be All Set</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My nine year old is a Pisces. That means that he&#8217;s emotional, and that he&#8217;s conflicted, and that everything in his life is driven by his feelings. My eleven year old is an Aries, which means nothing goes further than his thick head. He finds reason for everything, he thinks everything through, and emotions run [...]]]></description>
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