See, it’s that bad that I’m quoting Belinda Carlyse. *shudder*

I’ll return on the 1st either refreshed and renewed and ready to hit it hard or twitching, drooling and dragging one leg behind me.  Either way, blog fodder.  Far be it from me to leave you all hanging with no holiday cheer, however.  I’ve lined up a star studded cast of guest posters, none of which have ever been in my uterus.  There’s a first time for everything, dawg.  So, me and mine bid you and yours a fond fairwell, and wish you love and laughter and chocolate.  Especially the chocolate.

(Go on, push play.  It’ll hurt, but it’s short.)
(Unless, of course, you’re reading this in your reader. You’ll just have to click through this one time.)

Wishing You a Very Merry Christmas from Mr Lady on Vimeo.
And if you want something more, say, in tune, here’s a playlist for you of my mostest favorite holiday songs.  It’ll be over there in the sidebar until New Year’s, too. Hell, the first ten people who say they want the cd version and then email me their address get it.  Mr Lady, out.

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2. Don’t forget that she’ll need to be trampy enough to have 3 kids.

3. Put a couple of those kids in Little League.

4. Get one of those kids into a really kick-ass team who advances all the way to the Championship game.

5. But make sure they spend two FULL bright, sunny hot days at the ballpark before they get through.

6. And sign her up to work the barbecue grill for three hours.

7. And make sure the other kids distract her just enough that she totally forgets about sunscreen.

8. While she’s wearing a wife-beater.

8. Enjoy.

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