I swore I’d never live-blog American Idol. I have been live commenting on Resurrection Song‘s AI posts for *ahem* years now, and we like our little thing we’ve got going.
See, there’s one little problem tonight.
My benevolent blogfather, the notorious World Wide Rant, well….he killed his blog two days ago. This is not cool for several large reasons.
One: He’s the reason I’ve had this blog for so long. He inspired me, yo.
Two: He’s the first blogger to have ever quite literally made me pee my pants laughing.
Three: Who will cover the Far Right Conservative Blogosphere now? And by cover, I mean stalk and haunt and make them regret every single unresearched, poorly written post? Andy was Captain Atheist Libertarian! (Let’s come up with a costume for him, k? With tights. And hellfire.)
Four: He was the yin to David’s Yang, AI speaking. David just rips all the contestants to shreds; Andy did it with a a little slice of lust.
Also, I swore of American Idol. This year is a disgrace to whatever it is American Idol stands for, which is a disgrace in it’s own right, but a damn amusing one. I have had to to *here* with that stupid ass show. Incidentally, I wrote it off the day Michael Johns got sent home. Just sayin’. I’d have that boy’s babies anyday.
Anyway, in a sad attempt at eulogizing my very favorite blog on these here internets, in a farewell post to the best sort of friend you could ever hope to find on the other side of a computer screen, I give you my first (and hopefully last) American Idol Live Blog.
