Jan 26 2008
Mi Familia
The Donor: A poor young man who was bludgeoned in the head with a bottle of whiskey in 1996 and drug into the front seat of a Nissan Maxima, where some grown-up activities ensued and the end of his single, childless days began.
The Incubator: Also known as Trampy Girl that got knocked up and trapped poor donor against his will. Talents include cooking food that doesn’t totally suck, running a PTA, testing the theory that dishes should be washed every day.
1of3: The totally prevented child. Clearly, he is way smarter that a diaphram, spermicide, a pill, the condom and the pull-out method.
2of3: The only planned child. Talents include swearing in context, asking strangers for money, being the wingman, charming the pants off of anyone. I’m betting he’s the first one that makes me a gramma.
3of3: or Whoops. Also conceived during a period where we do doing everything in our power to NOT have more kids. Completely ruined my plans for college/day drinking/world domination. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Also starring:
A Tribe Called Gnilleps: The guy who broke my arm and duct taped me to me bed because we had no tv.
Gigi: God Grandmother. Best Friend. Etc.
Molly: Better, stronger, faster. Pussycat.
Chris: The Gawdfather.
Marge: Is nifty, especially in green.
Leslie Dillinger: The stalkee.
Casa: The freaking soulmate.
Mr Sir,
Lady, awesome Blog!
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Sorry to hear bout Shingles, just the name hurts!
-MileHighDad
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