That would be Vaguely Answered Questions. New questions are always happily dodged.

• Where in the hell did the Tron thing come from? I mean, I haven’t seen that movie in years upon years. Yet, there it is. P.S. I bet you’d be hot in a Tron suit, although I’d kick your ass in a Tron disc competition. Well, Andy, I am pretty sure it came from a combination of PBR and a little crush mixed in. Shaken, not stirred.
• How do you manage to be so witty, so clever, so… well… HOT???? How DO you do it? *grin* Lovely LatteMommy, I am not witty or clever. I am a bitter old crazy cat lady. You’re not laughing with me, you’re laughing at me. As for hot, um, er, Vitamin E oil and Trish McEvoy. Sometimes Stila, if I get a Christmas bonus. Oh, and Photoshop.
• You’ve got three kids and a husband. Let’s pretend you’re more like me than you should be willing to admit and therefore you fantasize occasionally (at some point of almost everyday) about being anywhere but at home. Where are you and what are you doing? Dear Rilah, oh my. Don’t you know by now? There is no where I’d rather be. I live for this shit. Everyone with an IQ of over 140 dreams and prays and wishes that they could spend their days washing dishes and changing diapers and wiping snot. It’s awesome. I would not, for anything, rather be laying on a beach with a large drink garnished with an umbrella. I would never consider working for this company. I would die before I took the time anyway from the kids to write the Great Amercian Novel. I wouldn’t even consider an offer to soundtracjk a movie or make the new Starbucks mixtapes. It’s true (it’s not).
• “Ummmm… what are you on?” and “How do you do it all, I mean with three awesome kids and all, and they cook for you? How do you do it?” and “Please let me know what you are on and can we get some in America? Legal or not in the USA, I need some.” and “Do you accept Paypal? I really need some of whatever you are on?” The real question here, OhMommy, is what the hell are you on? ‘Cause no matter what I could get here in Canada, it wouldn’t be nearly as good as what you’ve got pumping through you right now.
• How does it feel to be stalked, I mean loved by so many? Do you have a fan club? Can I join? Dan, please. You are so much cooler than me. But if you wanted to start one, I wouldn’t hold it against you. At all.
• How long do you allow food to be on the floor before it becomes no longer acceptable for human/kid consumption, assuming your house is neat and tidy? Is your house neat and tidy? The only answer to that, Mindy, is that my husband and I both have spent most of our professional lives in the back of restaurants. we have a very loose interpration on the five second rule. Is my house tidy? Go look at the sheer volume of archives and do the math.