I recently caught Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer on TV, and I have but one thing to say:
What is wrong with you people?
How do you not realize that this is about the creepiest thing ever? It's like Satan's little holiday message of cheer. Maybe you don't notice because you've grown up with it, but for those of us discovering it at 30 for the first time, it's disturbing. Really, really disturbing.
I hope the Charlie Brown Christmas thing isn't as bad.