I am not a ticker kind of girl. I don't presume you care how long I have been a mother, how many days until my birthday or how long I have been breastfeeding. I am a down-to-earth, sensible woman. But god damn it, I found this freakin' counter box that doesn't have daisies or cartoon characters and, I admit with a heart full of shame and self-loathing, you will find it in the sidebar. *sigh* I am a big fat pregnant sucker who has turned to the pink side.

It's very pretty, I'm sure you will agree.

Please agree.