I swear I'm not dog-blogging

This is my dog. She weighs maybe 5 pounds, and is ridiculously cute. Unfortunately, she is a dog of very little brains. She can't sit, heel, or roll over. She can, however, give you a detailed description of what the undercarriage of a Land Rover looks like, as well as how hard the tires are.

She's never ran across the street before. We thought she knew better.