i'm not here, this isn't happening

I am WAY too hot to be the president of the PTA.

Apparently, I am the only person who thinks this, for I have been nominated to be the next president. So far, I am the only nominee.

On that note...the countdown has begun. In 47 short days, I will be "in my 30's". 31. 3. 1. Yikes. I may be too hot for the PTA, but I certainly am old enough. I guess that also means Molla turns 30 in 39 days. We'll be needin' some whiskey, I imagine.