oops, i did it again

Another American Idol post. I digust myself.

• Paula Abdul has big boobies. Or a hard workin' push up bra. Maybe she should put a hat on the girls before they fall out all over the table.
• I bet Kelly has done a spelling bee or two.

And surprisingly enough, that's all I've got.

Update:

Except to say this:

I don't think Kelly has done spelling bees, not in the biblical sense, the way Daisy or Donna or Debbie or whoever was fabled to have done Dallas; I was simple saying that she sure stood up straight and tall behind that microphone and looked like she was concentrating pretty dang hard. That's all. She seems like a nice girl.